Naruto: I am invincible with my full body

The old man was very angry, but he was not happy.

Black Zetsu has occupied Kato Dan's body for almost a week.

He lives in the Senju clan all day because it is convenient for Tsunade to take care of him and observe the follow-up condition.

In this regard, Black Zetsu only wants to say:

Be honest, please let him go!

Living in this house full of Mito's atmosphere every day, Black Zetsu is really worried.

He is not afraid of anything, but he is afraid of sealing techniques!

So who is the most proficient person in sealing techniques at this stage? Of course, it is the late Uzumaki Mito!

Black Zetsu, who is suspicious by nature, scares himself every day, fearing that Mito has left something at home that will trigger the seal.

Moreover, it seems that the person who took over the body has some complicated social skills, and it can hardly handle Tsunade alone, so it dare not go out to inquire about the news.

"Duan~"

"Drink the medicine~"

Tsunade clamped her throat and shouted outside the house in a delicate voice, holding a large basin of strange black liquid in her hand, and some medicine residues that were not completely sieved out kept floating in the basin.

Kato Duan, no, Black Zetsu's face was full of resistance and slacking.

It regrets!

Why is the taste buds of humans so rich? Its body composed of yin and yang escape does not have this problem.

Tsunade carefully put the secret of the Yamanaka clan aside, squatted down to untie the buckle of her high-heeled sandals, and smoothly took it off from her ankles.

The white jade feet were close to the floor, and the toes painted with nail polish exerted a little force, picked up the secret medicine on the side, and walked into the living room.

Today, she specially changed her long robe that had not changed for a hundred years and put on a dress with youthful charm.

She also carefully applied lipstick and tied her hair up high, like a girl who just turned 18.

Anyone who saw this would ask, whose beautiful girl is this.

In this regard, Black Zetsu wanted to say:

He~~tui!

Sorry, big sister, we are not of the same species, I don’t have that function, and, buddy just occupied his spiritual world, the physical function is still the same, a vegetative state...

Black Zetsu grabbed the secret medicine with both hands, and with a ruthless heart, he closed his eyes and gulped it down.

He wiped the black stains on the corners of his mouth with his sleeve and returned the basin to Tsunade.

Facing Tsunade's hesitation, Black Zetsu's face showed three points of disdain, five points of indifference, and two points of pain for the secret medicine, and said:

"Anything else?"

Tsunade looked a little embarrassed. Kato Dan was awake, but it seemed that he had not only lost his memory, but also his emotional module.

No matter how she "teases", Dan looks like a "rootless person".

In addition, his soul was seriously missing, so it was a miracle for him to wake up. The Yamanaka clan did not dare to invade his spiritual world, so he could only rely on himself to heal.

Tsunade wanted to dress more beautifully, thinking of stimulating Kato Dan so that he could remember something, but it seemed to have no effect.

"Dan, do you want to... go out and play with your friends? Staying at home all day without contact with others is not conducive to your recovery."

Tsunade said to Kato Dan in a gentle tone that she had never used in her life.

"Are you teaching me how to do things?"

Black Zetsu leaned on the sofa and "despised" Tsunade with his eyes slanted.

Tsunade's fists had been clenched unconsciously, and several blue veins appeared on her forehead.

'He is a patient! '

'He is a patient! '

Continuously hypnotizing and anesthetizing herself in her heart, Tsunade forced a smile.

"No, no, then you have a good rest. Remember to take some money when you want to go out and play."

Tsunade took out a stack of banknotes from the gap in her chest and put it on the coffee table in the living room.

Her delicate feet made the floor stomping, and Tsunade was so angry that her whole body was tense. She walked out the door step by step.

She closed the door with a bang, and took two steps before she suddenly came to her senses.

This is my fucking home! !

Bang!

Tsunade smashed a big hole in the yard!

She was so angry that she didn't know where to go.

Black Zetsu wiped the sweat from his forehead and finally fooled it again!

If you want to avoid revealing flaws, you can only imitate human behavior. As for who Black Zetsu knows best, it is of course Uchiha Madara who he keeps spying on day and night.

This is not a good thing!

Or you can go to explore the information. If you are exposed, just give up this body and continue to lurk in the ninja world!

Black Zetsu stood up and pretended to go out, but suddenly remembered something and looked at the money on the coffee table.

He pondered for a long time.

After working so hard for so many years...

How about going out to enjoy yourself?

No, this can't be called enjoyment, this is to understand humans!

...

Chapter

Day 1:

What! Human food is so rich! It matches the perverted taste buds of humans so well!

Delicious! Love it!

Day 2:

Must investigate Konoha!

Can't delay any longer!

What! Foot massage with the will of fire? Must investigate! Experience it!

Black Zetsu, Black Zetsu, your body is made by your mother using Yin-Yang escape technique, a black mass, what kind of massage is it?

Can you feel it? What's the effect?

But the feedback from this body is really comfortable!

Day 3:

Black Zetsu, Black Zetsu, how could you be so depraved!

Mother is still waiting for you to find a way to save her!

Must find a way!

Day 4:

Foot massage is also a way!

The technique is also a method!

...

Jiraiya and Sarutobi Hiruzen looked at Kato Dan in shock, who had become one with the massage parlor.

They all rubbed their eyes at the same time and looked at each other in disbelief.

"Recently, people are saying that Tsunade's boyfriend has woken up..."

"I thought he woke up from a coma..."

"I didn't expect..."

"It's the man's soul that has woken up..."

Sarutobi Hiruzen, wearing a hat that can cover his face, muttered to himself at the door, and the membership card in his hand was delayed.

"Old man, you say..."

"He is so arrogant..."

"Does Tsunade know?"

Jiraiya, who was wearing a mask, was stunned. He saw Kato Dan climbed onto the massage bed skillfully and kept flirting with the young lady.

Jiraiya knew how dedicated Tsunade was since Kato Dan woke up. He was sad for a long time because of this, and his heart was broken every time he thought about it.

Or Sarutobi Hiruzen couldn't stand his apprentice being so decadent, so he dragged him to experience the will of fire.

"Or, let's come back another day."

"I'm afraid the blood will splash on me..."

Sarutobi Hiruzen hesitated, standing at the door and said to Jiraiya who was already in a daze.

Jiraiya seemed not to hear, and under the strange gaze of many young ladies, he walked straight to the massage bed where Kato Dan was lying.

He knelt down suddenly.

"Duan, I was too loud before."

"Publish a book! I'll sell my house to see!"