Naruto, I’m really too steady

The tomb is speechless, how come every time he disappears for a while, he will be treated as dead?!

No wonder so many blacks in the Hokage world who don’t know their names, it turns out that they all came like this, whether he is dead or not, first tell the world that he is dead.

After a wave of explanations, the tombside Changsheng knew why he died again.

It turned out that after the tombside Changsheng left Xiao, in order to cover up his whereabouts, Xiaonan directly released the news to the outside world, and the tombside Changsheng suppressed the five tails and died of exhaustion.

This news, basically everyone believed!

In addition to the people who witnessed that battle in Yanyin Village at that time, Nima took over the killing god of the tailed beast jade with his bare hands, and would die because of the exhaustion of the suppression of the tailed beast?

What a barren joke!

But the people of Konoha believed it, and everyone believed it.

Even the old man of the village believed it, and in the cemetery, the village dug an empty grave for the long life next to the tomb.

“Changsheng, you are so powerful, you were actually able to suppress the tailed beast, eh, didn’t you die of exhaustion later? And how did it come to life? ”

Jiu Xinnai looked at the tomb with adoration.

“Erm…”

The tombside Changsheng thought about it, ready to make up a seemingly reliable reason to answer, until he was dizzy and his neck hurt before he spoke:

“Up and down, left and right, BABA, because I have thirty lives!”

“……”

Nima, do you still need to think about what you went through that long?

“Are you stupid for us?!”

The two said with dark faces.

“Well, I was indeed considered dead at the time, but I still had a breath to breathe and finally came back to life.”

“It took you six years to see you, and I know how many injuries I suffered at that time.”

The tombside Changsheng spread his hands, showing a pitiful expression, and talked nonsense seriously.

Therefore, only when people generally tell lies will they believe it.

You Kang, Watergate and Shin Kunai believed.

“No wonder, eh, Changsheng, I heard that you suppressed King Mu of the Five Tails, where is King Mu now?”

Watergate asked curiously, the tailed beast is the heritage of a village, and the tailed beast suppressed by the tomb is naturally very concerning.

“King Mu, I sold it to Xiao.”

Changsheng by the tomb dug his nose and pooped, bounced it in front of the two, and said with a look of indifference.

“Sell… Sold? ”

The corners of Watergate’s mouth twitched, when did the tailed beast also become a trading thing?

“Much… How much? ”

“A billion taels!”

The tombside raised his head proudly.

“…… Okay, go for it! ”

Watergate didn’t know what language to use to describe it, so he could only say helplessly.

At this time, the tombside Changsheng had already looked around, looking at Watergate’s home, which seemed to be a bit like Naruto’s orphan house in the future.

“So, Immortal, is it time for you to go out?”

Watergate looked at the eyes of the thief by the tomb, and said a little helplessly, this is his new house with Jiu Xinnai, it is already very good to let you in.

Why don’t you watch it!!!

Where to look?!

The tombside Changsheng’s eyes widened, and he looked at the water gate with an unhappy face, and said bitterly:

“Watergate, I still treat you as a good friend, big cousin, we haven’t seen each other for so many years, as soon as we meet, you will drive me away!!!”

“And Jiu Xinnai, you actually didn’t stop the water gate, just let him drive me away, it’s just crazy!”

The elder at the tomb said hoarsely, tearful, a scene of abandoned flower girl.

The black line on the face of Watergate and Jiu Xinnai, we didn’t shoot you out, it’s already very face-giving.

“But, Changsheng, I just got married to your sister Jiu Xinnai, and it’s all a big night, you…”

“What’s wrong with me? Is there anything else you can’t do?! ”

The tombside Changsheng said that he was righteous, saying that he didn’t plan to go out.

“…… Hiss…”

Watergate forced himself to do it and said:

“Changsheng, I suddenly remembered that Ichiraku ramen has a new taste, and tomorrow I will invite you to eat ramen ang.”

“Do you think inviting me to ramen will kick me out?”

The grave is unhappy, what does Watergate treat me for?!

After thinking about it, the tomb Changsheng roared:

“At least ten bowls of ramen!”

You’re a pig!

Watergate’s face was full of black lines, and finally said helplessly: “Okay, good, ten bowls of ramen, just ten bowls of ramen, you go out first.” ”

Watergate and Jiu Xinnai have an urge to vomit blood, does Changsheng hurt his brain?

No, this guy has always been like this, and from time to time his brain will grow pits.

“Okay, I’ll go out first.”

The tombside Changsheng heard that Watergate had promised him ten bowls of ramen, and ran out the door with joy.

Then he turned and ran to the window and looked straight at the two people in the room.

……

……

Seeing that the tomb was gone, Watergate finally breathed a sigh of relief.

He looked at Jiu Xinnai with joy and showed a smile that all boys’ shoes understood.

“Jiu Shinnai-chan… Eh, hey, hey…”

Watergate had already taken off his sushi coat, and helped Jiu Xinnai take off Bai Wujiu.

The eyes of the two looked at each other, and they both saw the affection in each other’s eyes.

“Watergate-kun…”

“Jiu Xinnai…”

“Immortality…”

“？？？”

“What immortality?”

The two looked confused.

Suddenly, the two turned their heads at the same time and saw the edge of the window, looking at them with excitement and excitement.

Go down, lie down!

The water gate completely exploded, and every blond hair turned into an explosive head, glaring viciously at the tomb Changsheng.

“Changsheng, didn’t you let you out?!”

“I’m out, you Kang, I’m outside your house now.”

The tombside Changsheng pointed to the place where he was squatting.

“……”

Did I specifically let you go out like this?

I’m letting you out, but can you get away?”

Yes!

Watergate’s face turned green, and suddenly he didn’t know what to do.

Jiu Xinnai really couldn’t bear it, and the good mood that was originally today was gone in an instant.

Poof!

Jiu Xinnai walked to the window, looked at the excited tomb Changsheng, and slowly raised his right hand.

Syllable!

“Get out!”

“Oh, good!”

The tombside Changsheng covered his face and ran away with red eyes.

“…”Watergate.