Naruto: My Akatsuki organization is number one in the world

Sarutobi Hiruzen, who ran all the way to the foot of the wooden man, slowly raised his head and looked around. There was only one thought in his mind:

[It's so fucking big~]

In the future, when fighting with other villages, as long as he, Sarutobi Hiruzen, puts this big Buddha on the battlefield...

Who dares to fight him? !

It's so cool just to think about it (*/ω＼*)~

[I, Sarutobi Hiruzen, am indeed the strongest Hokage in Konoha's history...]

The shameless Sarutobi Hiruzen praised himself in his heart, and then jumped excitedly, soaring all the way to the top of the wooden man.

After all, he is a Hokage, and Sarutobi Hiruzen still has the ability to climb a tree. He used chakra to attach his feet to the wooden man tightly, and he jumped on the top of the wooden man in a short while.

[I guess my dear sheep must be very excited to see me appear? 】

After reaching the top, Sarutobi Hiruzen closed his eyes and spread his hands, ready to accept Lazy Sheep's worship.

As a result, the sixty-one people standing on the top of the wooden man did not react at all, and looked at Sarutobi Hiruzen with an idiot + perverted look.

At this moment, everyone's inner OS:

[A good old man, I didn't expect to play so perverted...

At such an old age, the color of the pajamas he wore was actually girlish pink, and it was lace...yue~]

...

[Huh? What's going on...

Where are the applause? ! Where are the cheers? !

Oh... I forgot that my baby sheep has no previous memories now, so he should not recognize me now...

Ahem~ I was too excited, it's understandable, it's understandable...]

Sarutobi Hiruzen, who didn't wait for Lazy Sheep's feedback for a long time, opened his eyes, and then was stunned.

Why are there so many people on the top of this wooden man?

Moreover, these people were all surrounding the sheep they valued, and it seemed that they were centered around him...

Could it be...

Sarutobi Hiruzen was even more excited, and immediately ran over to meet Lazy Sheep.

"Good children, you must feel very scared and helpless now after just waking up, right?

It doesn't matter!

The Third Hokage of Konoha, your beloved Grandpa Sarutobi Hiruzen is here to take you home in person!"

Sarutobi Hiruzen thought that his expression was very kind now, but the two rows of uneven yellow teeth he showed after grinning really made Lazy Sheep and others feel sick.

Whoosh! Whoosh!

Yamato condensed two wooden javelins and shot them out, directly inserted in front of Sarutobi Hiruzen's path, crossing to block his steps.

"Hokage, please respect yourself."

Yamato's attitude towards Sarutobi Hiruzen was unprecedentedly indifferent, and his words were also extremely cold.

[Yamato? Why is he here? ! 】

Sarutobi Hiruzen frowned, feeling unhappy.

[A mere waste that I gave up dared to stop me... Humph! 】

Sarutobi Hiruzen, who had already given up on Yamato, became even more disgusted with Yamato after seeing the appearance of Lazy Sheep;

But he still tried to keep a smile...

"Oh, it's Yamato... I didn't notice you just now, sorry.

If you have anything, you can find me privately later.

And now... can you please not stop me from cultivating feelings with these children?!"

Sarutobi Hiruzen: ꉂ(ˊᗜˋ*)~

Yamato didn't even bother with this shameless old guy.

…

“Uncle, who is this old man with a big smile on his face?”

Let me explain here. When the Akatsuki organization descended on Konoha, my lazy brother was busy looking for food, so he didn’t see Sarutobi Hiruzen’s true face, so he didn’t recognize him…

“Humph! This is the third Hokage of Konoha, the one who I mentioned before conspired with Shimura Danzo to use you for human experiments.”

“Sarutobi Hiruzen?”

Lazy Sheep felt that the name was very familiar.

My lazy brother soon remembered it, pointing at Sarutobi Hiruzen with a horrified face and shouting.

“I remember, Konoha’s third Hokage Sarutobi Hiruzen…

You are the old pervert who used Hidan’s brothers to make wine!!!”

Sarutobi Hiruzen… old pervert!

… old pervert!

… pervert!

… pervert!

… pervert!

I don't know what switch Lazy Sheep touched in the excitement of the wooden man under his feet, and the wooden man actually opened his mouth and shouted with Lazy Sheep.

Now, all the villagers in Konoha Village heard Lazy Sheep's shocking speech.

And... it was heard quite clearly!

Konoha villagers: ⊙▽⊙!!!

"Listen, the wooden man just called our Hokage an old pervert~"

"Pass it on, the heir of the Senju clan scolded the third generation Hokage SarutobiHiruzen is an old pervert!"

"Pass it on, because the third Hokage Sarutobi Hiruzen was too perverted, the first Hokage Hashirama ran out of the Pure Land to scold him..."

...

Sarutobi Hiruzen: Σ(っ °Д °;)っ? !!

"How do you know this? !

Wait... you still have your old memories? !

Wait a minute! ! !

Could it be... you are in the same group with those guys from the Akatsuki organization? ! "

Don't they say that old people are smart~

The cunning Sarutobi Hiruzen guessed his origins based on just one sentence from Lazy Sheep.

"Yeah~"

Lazy Sheep held his head high and nodded proudly.

"I, Lazy Sheep, am a member of the Akatsuki organization... my father, Whitebeard - Edward Newgate. "

When he heard the name of Whitebeard, the huge figure that frightened him to death appeared in Sarutobi Hiruzen's mind...

Sarutobi Hiruzen almost peed himself. He looked around and didn't see the figure of Whitebeard or other people from Akatsuki. He was relieved.

[Huh~ As long as Edward Newgate, Hidan, Nagato from Akatsuki... uh... come again!

As long as the adults of Akatsuki don't come, I'm not afraid!]

Sarutobi Hiruzen regained his composure and turned his head to look at Lazy Sheep again, his eyes full of murderous intent.

"Hehe~ I didn't expect that you, whom I spent so much effort to train, turned out to be from the enemy organization of Konoha...

But it doesn't matter, I will correct this mistake myself!"

Sarutobi Hiruzen's inner OS at this moment:

[This kid has already found a way to die!]

"Earth Style*Earth Dragon Bullet!"

"Fire Style*Fire Dragon Bullet! "

Sarutobi Hiruzen opened his mouth and spit out two big dragons towards Lazy Sheep, then summoned the Ruyi Rod and rushed towards Lazy Sheep behind the two big dragons.

"Lazy Sheep, be careful!"

"Father, be careful!" ×59

Yamato and the experimental subjects immediately stood in front of Lazy Sheep, but they were easily swept away by the Ruyi Rod in Sarutobi Hiruzen's hand.

"Hehe~ You guys want to stop me... Get lost!"

Sarutobi Hiruzen was so powerful that he was ready to take the head of a general in a million-strong army;

On the other hand, my lazy brother...

"Ah! Old pervert... Don't come over here! "

A huge hand suddenly stretched out from the top of the wooden man's head, sweeping towards Sarutobi Hiruzen.

The next moment, the earth dragon and the fire dragon shattered, and Sarutobi Hiruzen... flew away.

Sarutobi Hiruzen, who flew out, did not turn around to attack Lazy Sheep again, but used the force of being slapped away to desperately flee far away.

Under the dim moonlight, Sarutobi Hiruzen's face was ashen, and the two arms holding the Ruyi stick could not stop shaking, and blood was faintly flowing from the tiger's mouth.

Sarutobi Hiruzen's inner OS at this moment:

[This kid can't be defeated, retreat first... and then slowly plan later...]

Besides, my lazy brother saw Yamato and the experimental subjects who were knocked down by Sarutobi Hiruzen's stick in order to protect themselves, and then slowly climbed up...

"Ahhh~ I'm really angry!"