Naruto: My Akatsuki organization is number one in the world

"Mr. Jiraiya, how is it?

Are you satisfied with the service of my brothers?"

"Emm... How should I put it? I always feel that it is still a little lacking... Besides, your body movements are too lacking and stiff."

"I see... Brothers!

Isn't Jiraiya satisfied?!

Change it for me!

And the postures... More variety~"

"Oh!!!"

Just by listening to the sound, Naruto couldn't imagine what was happening in the hot spring shop.

But when he walked into the hot spring shop and found Jiraiya and others...

Naruto realized how eye-catching the scene in front of him was.

I saw Ah Fei standing behind Jiraiya like a lackey, calling a group of White Zetsu to constantly change into various beautiful women, surrounding Jiraiya and posing coquettishly.

Jiraiya had a silly look on his face, tears of sadness for the girls transformed by the White Zetsu flowed uncontrollably from his mouth;

At this moment, his thoughts were flowing like a spring, he held a pen in his right hand, kept writing and drawing on the paper, and soon left thousands of words on the paper.

Jiraiya hadn't finished writing a manuscript, and Kakashi took it from him and read it on the spot, his pair of Mangekyō Sharingan eyes were red as if they were about to explode.

Naruto: 눈_눈...

I have to say that the three parties are really well coordinated...

"Fuck~ Right, right, right! That's the feeling, my inspiration is back, fuck!"

"Since Mr. Jiraiya has already got the inspiration, can you discuss with me what it feels like to have a bowel movement?"

"Of course!

A Fei, come closer, I'll tell you in detail.

The so-called bowel movement is..."

"Oh, oh, Mr. Jiraiya, you are indeed a contemporary literary giant, you can actually describe the bowel movement so clearly..."

Naruto: (||๐_๐)...

What? !

A Fei's eternal puzzle was actually solved by the lecherous sage? !

"But I have another question, that is, what is the 'sphincter' that you mentioned, Mr. Jiraiya?"

"Hehe~A Fei, this is another price..."

Naruto: (ー ー゛)...(▼皿▼#)！ ！ ！

"What the hell are you doing?! Bastards!

Fuck! (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻!!!"

Naruto's roar finally woke up the three people who were immersed in their own small group.

When the three turned around, they saw Naruto standing at the door with a dark face.

A Fei: "Oh~ It's Naruto-kun, it's obvious... I'm asking Mr. Jiraiya some academic questions."

Jiraiya: "Obviously, I'm working on writing."

Kakashi: "Don't doubt it, I'm reading the literary masterpiece written by my master."

Naruto: (눈益눈) ! ! !

There is nothing wrong with these words when they are taken out separately, but they are very problematic when they are heard together, especially when they are said by these three people...

Who knows how the three of them have the nerve to say such a reason? !

And... when did these three weirdos get together? !

Naruto wanted to scold them severely, but he couldn't think of what to scold them after thinking for a long time, and finally he could only find an excuse at random...

"If you mess around like this, can the owner of the hot spring shop still do business?!"

"Hahahaha~ It's okay!"

Jiraiya suddenly laughed out loud, and then took out the shop deed from the clothes neatly folded by the hot spring.

"I have bought this hot spring shop.

From now on, this hot spring shop will no longer be open to the public, but only exist as a place for me to collect materials and a place to meet with friends!"

Before he finished speaking, Jiraiya proudly picked at Naruto. Raised eyebrows.

Naruto: (=°Д°=)? ! !

[What the hell? !

Is it so profitable to write pornographic books in the ninja world? !

The largest hot spring shop in the Hidden Rain Village was bought just like that? !

Jiraiya, you have the abominable face of a nouveau riche... Ho~te! ]

...

"Ah~ comfortable...

Well... White Zetsu, please give me another glass of freshly squeezed juice, with ice~"

After a while, Naruto, with a bath towel wrapped around his waist, was comfortable. Soaking in the hot spring pool, he ordered a White Zetsu standing behind him to bring him a glass of refreshing juice.

Obviously, the upright Uzumaki Naruto has also fallen...

"Hahahaha~ How about it, Naruto boy, is it comfortable enough?

I tell you, this is the life a man should live~"

Jiraiya smiled and gently patted Naruto's shoulder, and Naruto squinted his eyes and nodded repeatedly.

"Yeah~"

"Hahaha~ Men... shouldLearn to be nicer to yourself~”

“Hmm~”

“For Minato’s sake, you can come here to soak in the hot spring for free in the future, all for free!”

“Hmm! Hmm!”

…

This time it was Kakashi who took out the notebook and kept recording. You could vaguely see four big words on the cover of the notebook in his hand - "Master's Quotations"…

After soaking in the hot spring for a while, several people walked out of the hot spring and moved a few lounge chairs to the side of the hot spring pool.

“Ah~”

Several people moaned in pleasure and lay down on the lounge chairs with their eyes closed.

Just then, Jiraiya suddenly spoke.

“Okay, let’s talk business, Naruto boy… You must have come to see me on purpose, right?”

Naruto: ⊙ω⊙!!!

“Yes, I do have something to discuss with you. ”

After Jiraiya's reminder, Naruto finally remembered the original purpose of coming here.

"I guessed it. Just tell me what you want to say."

Jiraiya nodded with his eyes closed, without looking at Naruto the whole time.

"It's like this... I want to learn Rasengan from you."

Naruto didn't pretend to be hypocritical, and directly explained his purpose to Jiraiya.

"Oh?"

Jiraiya finally opened his eyes and turned to look at Naruto.

"I didn't expect that Naruto boy knew Rasengan... Did Kushina tell you?"

Naruto didn't answer, so Jiraiya took it as his acquiescence.

So Jiraiya continued.

"Yes, I do know Rasengan.

Logically speaking, this ninjutsu was developed by your father Minato, and you are his son, so it's understandable that I teach you on his behalf...

How about this~

Naruto boy, I can teach you Rasengan;

But!

I also have a condition, that is..."

Naruto: (ー ー゛)...

[Alas... I didn't expect that after dodging for so long, I still couldn't escape the fate of worshipping a lecherous immortal as my master...

Forget it, I accept my fate~]

Before Jiraiya finished speaking, Naruto turned over from the recliner and bowed down to Jiraiya, shouting:

"Teacher Jiraiya!"

Jiraiya: ⊙_⊙...

[This kid is so impatient... I just wanted you to call me Master...]

Kakashi: ⊙_⊙...

[Should I call Naruto... Master... Uncle Master in the future?!]