Naruto: My Akatsuki organization is number one in the world

"What?!

You and Konan are married... and you're pregnant?!"

After dying once and coming back to life again... the world is changing too fast, Yahiko said he couldn't accept it at all.

When he woke up, his little fangirl and his best friend formed a happy family.

From now on, Yahiko is the only one left among the three orphans of the Hidden Rain Village...

The Toad of Myoboku Mountain: All alone~

Yahiko: [What's the point of letting me come back to life? !

Fuck! (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻!!!】

"Yes, now that you are alive, Yahiko, and Konan is pregnant again...

So I plan to return the position of Akatsuki leader to you. After all, Akatsuki was founded by you, Yahiko..."

Yahiko: 눈_눈...

[As a good friend, forget about you stealing my little fangirl;

Although I do like Konan, but since she chose you... then as your big brother, I can only send you my best wishes.

But, but!

Damn, you two are going to have a baby, so you asked me to work for you. Isn't that a bit too much?!

No, I won't do anything Shit! 】

Yahiko rejected Nagato's proposal directly, turned around and ran to find his teacher Jiraiya.

From then on, Akatsuki lost an ambitious founder, and Jiraiya's hot spring shop gained a supreme VIP...

...

"Here, I'll return the Samsara Eye to you.

It's up to you whether you want to use your own eyes or replace them with the Samsara Eye."

Naruto threw the seal scroll containing the Samsara Eye to Nagato, but Nagato hit it back with his backhand.

Are you kidding? !

It was this ghost thing that made him weak for more than 20 years, and he almost died in Konan's hands before...

Now that he has found his original eyes, After that... Nagato felt better than ever!

His waist was no longer sore, his legs no longer hurt, and it was no longer difficult to climb to the fifth floor in one breath... Nagato was full of strength at this moment!

Samsara Eye? !

Anyone who wants this stupid thing can have it, anyway, Nagato will never put it in his eye socket again!

Seeing that Nagato was unwilling to take back the Samsara Eye, Naruto didn't say much.

After putting the sealing scroll into his arms, Naruto took out a ball of light from the system space.

"Nagato, now that you have lost the Samsara Eye, your strength has dropped sharply. This thing in my hand can quickly enhance your strength. Please accept it."

Nagato was about to refuse, but Listen to Naruto speak again.

"Don't refuse. How can you lose face as the leader of the Akatsuki organization?

Besides, even if it is to protect Xiaonan and your child in future battles...

Nagato, listen to me... You really need this power."

Well, what Naruto said makes sense, and Nagato gladly accepted the gift.

Then...

"Uzumaki Naruto, I'll kill you!"

After receiving a series of extra information in his mind, Nagato roared in exasperation.

He wanted to rush up and press Naruto to the ground, but every time this thought just came up in his mind, it was somehow extinguished in an instant.

Nagato: [(ーー゛)... What do you mean? Why do I always feel like something is preventing me from having the idea of ​​hurting that brat Uzumaki Naruto...】

Naruto: [(๑‾ ꇴ ‾๑)~ Hehe, you think the effect of my resurrection coin is just a joke~]

If you want to know why Nagato is so angry, it's because the thing Naruto stuffed into his mind is...

[Pure Yang Boy's Kung Fu (Epic): This Kung Fu is extremely strong and yang, and it operates autonomously 24 hours a day. It can enable practitioners to achieve a training speed twenty times faster than before. When practiced to perfection, one's strength can reach the peak of the super shadow in the ninja world.

Note:

This technique can only be practiced by a virgin. If a non-virgin practices this technique, he will die immediately.

If a person breaks his virginity before practicing this technique to perfection, he will also die immediately.

To practice the Pure Yang Boy's Technique to perfection, it will take at least a year and a half, and at most... a hundred or eighty years. Good luck to you, dear~]

Nagato: Fuck! (╯°Д°)╯︵ ┻━┻!!!

"Konan and I have a child, how can anyone practice this technique?!"

"Don't worry, you are still a virgin after your resurrection, you can practice this technique."

"Then I won't practice it either!"

"It's too late, this technique is already running automatically in your body..."

"..."

Nagato: (*꒦ິ⌓꒦ີ)...

Naruto: (σ≧︎▽︎≦︎)σ.~

Naruto said that this was definitely not a revenge for Nagato feeding him dog food in public.

Well, it's definitely not...

...

"Naruto, helloAh~"

Nohara Rin smiled and greeted Naruto, and leaned down to touch his head gently.

Although Rin was only twelve or thirteen years old when she died, compared with Naruto who was only eight years old... her height was still much taller.

"Nice to meet you, I am your senior sister Nohara Rin~"

"Well, hello, Senior Sister Lin (ˉ͈̀꒳ˉ͈́)✧~"

Naruto squinted his eyes comfortably, and looked up and looked at Nohara Rin again.

Because Nohara Rin was bent at the moment, Naruto's eyes inevitably swept over her during this process...

"Asshole Naruto, where are you looking? ! "

Tsuchi-kun went berserk, holding a knife and trying to rush up to chop Naruto.

Kakashi: [(ー ー゛)... Idiot Obito, you still say you can't see?!]

Kushina took out a frying pan: [(ー`´ー)! Try to chop my baby son?!]

Naruto: [Damn!

Tsuchi-kun, can you please keep your mind pure?!

I was careless, okay?!

Besides, Senior Sister Lin... tsk~ so small~๑乛◡乛๑...

My Hinata must be older than her at this age...]

Rin turned around and smiled to stop Tsuchi-kun, who was about to fall into trouble.

"Okay, Obito, stop it. ”

“Lin, stay away from Naruto first~

You don’t know, this brat has not been a good person since he was a child. When he was just born, I went to Konoha to hold him, but he kicked me in the stomach more than ten times with his legs...”

Naruto: [눈_눈... Brother Tsuchi, did you hold me or... beat me up at that time?]

Kushina: [Suddenly I remembered this... I feel that the frying pan in my hand is going to lose control again.]

Kakashi: [Ouch~ Idiot Obito, why did you bring this up?

It’s over, it seems that you can’t escape this beating from Master’s wife today...]

“Lin, look at him again... He doesn’t stand or sit properly; he’s eight years old and has all the strength but he’s still a mess...

When I was eight years old... cough cough, anyway, you should play less with Naruto in the future. ”

Everyone: 눈_눈...

When Tsuchi was eight years old... He was the last in Konoha Ninja School, a big shame in the Uchiha clan, and was late every day because he helped an old lady cross the road...

Based on Tsuchi's strength at that time, Naruto had every reason to conclude that he could beat ten eight-year-old Tsuchi now...

[The host is detected to be dissatisfied with his own strength, and the system now issues a task:

Successfully learned double Kaio-ken!

Task deadline: fifteen days;

Mission reward: 3 platinum prize pool lottery tickets;

Failure penalty: Feel the pain after performing 50 times Kaio-ken.

Note: Host, you chose this path yourself.

In this case... don't blame this system for being cruel! 】

Naruto: (((o(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)o)))? ! !

[Fuck... dog system! How can you tell that I am dissatisfied with my own strength? !

Fuck! (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻!!!]