Naruto: My Akatsuki organization is number one in the world

"Ahem~ Brother Hanzo, you have to listen carefully, our plan is:

When attacking, you will lead the ninjas of the Hidden Rain Village to launch a feint attack from the front to lure out the thief leader Lazy Sheep who is hiding in the Sheep Village;

When he walks out of the village, I and Danzo will encircle him from the side and take him down in one fell swoop!

In this process, in order to prevent other members of the Akatsuki organization from coming to support, you need to lead the ninjas of the Hidden Rain Village to support them.

If someone comes to rescue, I hope you, brother Hanzo, will do your best to stop them...

This is the plan, do you understand, brother Hanzo?"

Shimura Danzo said the plan he and Sarutobi Hiruzen had made in one breath.

Such a "precise" plan made Naruto dumbfounded.

This is a frontal feint and an interception of the rescue of the Akatsuki organization...

Anyone who is not a fool can see that these two shameless old guys are planning to use the ninjas of the Hidden Rain Village as cannon fodder!

You really don't regard "Ninja World Demigod" Salamander Hanzo and the ninjas of the Hidden Rain Village as human beings? !

"What? Brother Hanzo, do you have any opinions on the plan we have drawn up?"

Sarutobi Hiruzen opened his eyes and looked at Naruto with a half-smile.

The dead old monkey hoped that Naruto would have opinions, so that he could legitimately kill this bastard who supported Shimura Danzo as Hokage in both words and deeds;

There is no need to wait until after the attack on Lazy Sheep...

As for Shimura Danzo...

Although this little brother Shimura Danzo himself is quite rare, if he really disagrees with this plan...

As an older brother, he will have to take action against the little brother!

Naruto: 눈_눈...

[I understand the truth and can understand it.

But I just don't understand... Shimura Danzo, why did you take out a kunai? !

What's the matter?

Your kunai can not only stab Susanoo, but also kill the demigods of the ninja world, right? ! 】

"I have no objection to everything arranged by the two elder brothers."

After these words, Sarutobi Hiruzen's eyes narrowed slightly again, and Shimura Danzo silently retracted the kunai in his hand.

"In that case, then it's settled.

The attack on the Sheep Village is scheduled for December 1, the day when the abominable sheep takes over as the village chief of the Sheep Village.

By the way, Danzo, remember to bring the bodies of the children who contributed their lives to Konoha today...

When the Sheep Village is conquered, announce to the public that they all died heroically in this battle.

Alas... After all, I am sorry for them. As a Hokage... This is the last thing I can do for them."

Naruto: 눈_눈...

Shimura Danzo: 눈_눈...

[Bah~ Hypocritical old guy! 】×2

"That's fine, but Hiruzen...

I have a request. After killing the sheep, his body must belong to me."

"...Danzo, you should understand that this thing is not something you and your roots can get involved in."

Although he hated Lazy Sheep, Sarutobi Hiruzen had to admit...

My lazy brother's value is far greater than anything else, even if it's just his body.

"But this thing can only play its greatest value when it is handed over to me!"

"Impossible, don't even think about it!"

...

The two old guys argued fiercely about the ownership of Lazy Sheep's body, leaving Naruto, who was standing aside, speechless.

No... that's the dog system's lazy brother~

Looking at the entire ninja world, who can kill my lazy brother? !

With Lazy Sheep's enviable luck, Naruto has no doubt that even if the other people in the Akatsuki organization were killed by these two old guys...

My lazy brother can still be alive and kicking, without even a hair falling off.

Who will give my lazy brother's body back to? !

The two shameless old men are ugly, but their thoughts are beautiful...

...

"Enough, Danzo, you are overstepping your authority today!

... Don't forget that I am the Hokage!"

"Huruzen, I am overstepping my authority, so what?!

I, Shimura Danzo, will leave it here today!

If you don't hand over the body of this sheep to me, you will definitely regret it in the future!"

Bang! ! !

Sarutobi Hiruzen: →_→...

Shimura Danzo: →_→...

Naruto, who just opened the door of the conference room and then slammed it shut, had a smirk on his face.

"Ahaha~ Well...

I couldn't help it when the atmosphere got so intense... Sorry, you guys just leave me alone."

Sarutobi Hiruzen: 눈_눈...

Shimura Danzo: 눈_눈...

"In that case, let's see how we do it!

Whoever gets the body of the sheep gets it!"

"That's exactly what I meant!"

"Hmph!" ×2

...

A thrilling meeting followed SarutobiHiruzen and Shimura Danzo each snorted coldly and the conversation ended hastily;

The two walked towards the door of the conference room at the same time, one pushed open the door on one side, and walked out of the door almost at the same time.

Then...

"Hanzo (brother), you go with me." ×2

Sarutobi Hiruzen: (눈益눈) !!!

Shimura Danzo: (눈益눈) !!!

"Why are you imitating me, you bastard?!" ×2

"Damn, you're still here, right?! Do you really think I don't have a temper?!" ×2

Naruto: (⊙o⊙)~

How about these two people are a pair of good friends who love and hate each other?

You look at me and talk the same way...

"Hanzo of the Salamander must go with me today!"

"Why?! Don't forget that he is the one I invited."

"I am the Hokage of Konoha."

"Hanzo of the Salamander calls me Danzo brother."

"I am the Hokage of Konoha."

"My relationship with Hanzo of the Salamander is better than yours..."

"I am the Hokage of Konoha."

Shimura Danzo: Fuck! (╯°Д°)╯︵ ┻━┻！

"Sarutobi Hiruzen, you're not done yet, are you?! Can you say something else?!"

"I was personally recognized by the Second Hokage before his death. I am the Third Hokage Sarutobi Hiruzen who has been in office the longest..."

Shimura Danzo: (▼皿▼#)！ ！ ！

……

"Salamander Hanzo, who are you going to go with?!"

The two of them couldn't agree on a solution, and finally turned their heads to look at Naruto who was watching the show.

Naruto: (((o(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)o)))? ！ ！

"Ah?! Ah~ I, I... Ouch!

My stomach hurts!

You two brothers go first, I'm going to take a big shit first~"

It appeared!

The secret of Shit Escape*The technique of taking a big shit!

Naruto, who used this secret, successfully escaped from the eager eyes of the Escaped from Sarutobi Hiruzen and Shimura Danzo;

Running into the toilet cubicle at lightning speed, Naruto, who was sitting on the toilet, finally got a moment of respite.

"System, draw all the lottery tickets I have in stock at once!"

[Use successfully, the system is drawing, congratulations to the host for drawing...]

"Hiss~ What is this?!"

Naruto looked at something in the lottery result panel displayed by the system and couldn't help but take a breath.

"It turns out that I don't want to take a big shit, but want to play a big one..."

Naruto's eyes rolled, and a vicious plan suddenly came to his mind.

Naruto immediately rushed out of the toilet and charged at Shimura Danzo who had not yet walked far.

"Brother Danzo, wait, sleep with me tonight~"