"Come on, Danzo, drink!"

Naruto lifted a pot of sake and drank it all in one gulp in front of Shimura Danzo, who was stunned.

In fact, in a place where Shimura Danzo could not see, all the sake was collected by Naruto into the system space.

Shimura Danzo: d(ŐдŐ๑)! ! !

[Wow~ Brother Hanzo drinks so generously? !

As his elder brother... I can't let him look down on me! ]

Thinking of this, Shimura Danzo also lifted a pot of sake and drank directly from the bottle.

Half an hour later...

"Brother Hanzo, I think we've had enough to drink, how about..."

"Hey~ Brother Danzo, what you said is...

As the saying goes, one cup of love, two cups of intention, and three cups of good brothers;

One cup is a toast, two cups are a toast, and three cups are a true love!

When you take the wine glass, your career will flourish;

When you raise the wine glass, you will have a bright future;

When the wine glass rings, you will have a fortune;

When you raise the wine glass, good luck will come often;

When you clink the wine glass, gold will jump everywhere;

When you empty the wine glass, your fortune will double;

When you raise the wine glass, you will feel relaxed...

How far have we come?!

Come on, keep going!"

Shimura Danzo: (⊙o⊙)~

"Brother Hanzo is right!"

Shimura Danzo slapped his thigh fiercely, picked up the wine glass and drank it all.

"Come on, this cup, I toast you!"

...

Another half an hour later.

"Burp~ Brother, I really can't drink anymore, today..."

"Haven't you heard of Danzo...

If you have deep feelings, drink it in one gulp;

If you have shallow feelings, just lick it;

If you have strong feelings, you can't drink enough;

If you have weak feelings, you can't drink;

If you have strong feelings, drink until you bleed...

Would you rather have a hole in your stomach than a crack in your feelings?!

Brother, I just invited you to have a drink, but you didn't even give me this little face. Could it be that our relationship..."

Shimura Danzo: (꒪⌓꒪) ...

"Brother, stop talking, let's continue!"

...

Another half an hour passed.

"Brother, get out of the way~

Don't stop me, I can still drink!

Who put the floor on my head?!

What?!

I fell down accidentally... You said I was drunk?!

Bullshit!

Help me up, I can still drink!"

Well... Although Shimura Danzo is so majestic, he has already huddled under the table and started to learn to roar like a dragon.

Facts have proved that under the long-standing culture of persuading people to drink in a country with a long history on my blue planet... a mere Shimura Danzo is not worth mentioning.

A perfect victory, right? !

[It seems that he has drunk enough~]

When Naruto saw Shimura Danzo's current state, he immediately realized that his preparations were almost done.

Then what's next...

"Brother Danzo is so domineering! Come on, I'll help you up."

Naruto walked to Danzo with a smile and squatted down, while taking out a bowl of steaming soup from the system space.

[Hextech Broth: Anyone who drinks this soup will fall asleep in the next second, ensuring a full eight hours of adequate sleep, and will not be awakened by any external factors during this period (drinking in a drunken state can extend the sleep time to ten hours).

Note: The first step is to boil the bones into soup;

The second step... I'll use a spoonful of Sanhua evaporated milk! ]

"Come on, brother, drink this bowl of hangover soup and then we will continue to drink."

Naruto had already fed the Hextech Broth to Shimura Danzo's mouth, but who knew that the next second...

Shimura Danzo tilted his head and raised his hand to push the soup in Naruto's hand out desperately.

"I'm not drunk, drink your uncle's hangover soup!

By the way, Hanzo, do you have an uncle?!"

Naruto: 눈_눈...

Isn't this a blatant insult? !

Naruto couldn't tell for a moment whether the old man Shimura Danzo was really drunk or not...

But since the soup has been taken out, you old thing Shimura Danzo still want to run away? !

Naruto straightened Shimura Danzo's head, pinched his cheeks and forced the bowl of soup full of technology into him.

Anyway, now he is in Shimura Danzo's own home, and there is no one else around. When Shimura Danzo wakes up...

Naruto bets that Shimura Danzo will not remember that he poured soup into him.

Plop~

The products of the dog system must be top-notch. Shimura Danzo fell asleep with his eyes rolled up in less than a second after the soup was swallowed.

To be on the safe side, Naruto slapped Shimura Danzo several times to test the effect of the Hextech soup.

As a result, Shimura Danzo's mouth was twisted, but the old guy didn't wake up, and even snored.

NarutoPerson: ⊙ω⊙~

Naruto was completely relieved now.

Since Shimura Danzo was already sleeping like a dead pig, then next...

"Flying Dragon Exploring Cloud Hand, I'll steal!"

Naruto stretched out one of his palms to Shimura Danzo through the air.

Under Naruto's gaze, the palm was inserted into Shimura Danzo's body, and after a brief groping, something was suddenly pulled out of Shimura Danzo's body.

Naruto looked at it expectantly and found that this thing was...

[Shimura Danzo's intimate original underwear*1]

Naruto: (||๐_๐)...

"I'm... unlucky!"

Naruto immediately threw Shimura Danzo's underwear out of the window with great disgust, and after calming down, he put his hand into Shimura Danzo's body again.

[Shimura Danzo's last ring*1]

[Stealing failed]

[Stealing failed]

[Shimura Danzo's chest hair*1]

[Shimura Danzo's autograph*1]

After a while, Naruto looked at the pile of garbage he had taken out with his own hands, and couldn't help cursing at the dog system.

"Dog system, you cheated me. The effect of this skill is completely different from what was promised, okay?!"

[…Please read the skill description of the Flying Dragon Exploring Cloud Hand given by this system carefully. ]

[Flying Dragon Exploring Cloud Hand (Legendary): Steal the sky above, steal the ground below, and steal the air in the middle!

The user can steal any object silently with this skill, including but not limited to items, blood, abilities, identities...

At the same time, the user can also return the stolen items to the stolen person silently.

This skill is divided into five levels:

Level 1: Randomly steal all ordinary tangible objects from the target;

Level 2: Randomly steal all tangible objects from the target;

Level 3: Randomly steal everything from the target;

Level 4: Accurately steal everything from the target (excluding identity);

Level 5: Accurately steal everything from the target.

When practicing to the highest depth, there is nothing in the world that cannot be stolen!

Current proficiency of the host: Level 1 35/50 (only successful stealing counts);

Note: This skill is only effective for objects within the Six Paths level, and objects with strength exceeding the Six Paths level cannot be extracted;

If the stolen object does not use the stolen object, it will not be discovered that the object is missing;

When practicing the Flying Dragon Exploring the Clouds Hand for the first time, there is a high probability of failure when stealing, but if the stolen object is in an abnormal state (sleeping, drunk, poisoned...), the success rate will increase significantly. 】

Naruto: (ー_ー)!!

"Got it. I'll try a few more times. If it still doesn't work... Dog system, get ready to jump off the cliff with me to seek adventure."

[……]

……

[Shimura Danzo's leg hair*1]

[Steal failed]

[Steal failed]

[Shimura Danzo's back molar*1]

……

[Shimura Danzo's toenails*1]

[Proficiency is full. Congratulations to the host for practicing the Flying Dragon Cloud Hand to the second level. 】

[Shimura Danzo's Sharingan*1]

[Shimura Danzo's Sharingan*1]

[Shimura Danzo's Root Secret Scroll*1]

……

Naruto: ⊙ω⊙~

Isn't this getting better~

Keep going...

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