Naruto: My Akatsuki organization is number one in the world

In the evening, in a tavern in Sheep Village, Konoha's "prostitution, gambling and drugs" gathered at a wine table again after many years.

"So, the old man is about to attack this village?"

Tsunade put down the wine glass, and she felt her head swollen and couldn't help but stretch out a hand to carefully press her forehead.

"Yes.

Don't you know what kind of person the old man is?

How could a person like him allow an uncontrollable factor as big as Sheep Village to appear under his nose?!

What's more... the current head of Sheep Village, Lazy Sheep, almost beat the old man to death..."

Orochimaru drank the sake in the glass expressionlessly, closed his eyes and seemed to be savoring the taste of sake;

With that careless look, it was hard to tell that he was the one who answered Tsunade's question before.

"...Is this fun?"

"I don't know, but I guess the old man is enjoying it...

By the way, Tsunade, you haven't told me why you appeared in the Sheep Village and became Lazy Sheep's subordinate..."

Tsunade: (▼へ▼メ)! ! !

"Orochimaru, I warn you... You'd better not ask this question again! Otherwise..."

Crack! ! !

The good wine glass was turned into powder on the ground by Tsunade's strong force.

Orochimaru: (ー ー゛)...

"I understand, I won't ask anymore."

Orochimaru immediately raised his hands to surrender, but what he was thinking in his heart was that he would go to my lazy brother to seek answers later.

Never underestimate my uncle's curiosity.

For a scientist, it is very uncomfortable to encounter a problem but not find the answer. This feeling is enough to make Orochimaru toss and turn all night.

In order to have a good sleep tonight, Orochimaru deliberately moved up the time he was going to meet Lazy Sheep alone.

Well~ by the way, I took a lot of blood for my lazy brother...

"Huh~ I'm so annoyed!

I don't want to drink anymore, let's go!

Hey, Jiraiya, get up quickly, we're leaving!"

Tsunade stood up and kept pushing Jiraiya, who had already drunk unconscious and was now snoring on the table, hoping to wake him up.

"Who the hell is this?!

Can't you see I'm having a party with two old friends?!

We three finally got together... I'm so happy, do you know that?!

Let me see who the blind dog is... Uh, it's you, Tsunade~"

Jiraiya was shaken awake, and he came drunk as soon as he woke up;

But when he saw who pushed him, Jiraiya immediately held back the rest of his words with his tenacious will, and returned to his usual silly look.

"Let's go."

Tsunade rolled her eyes at Jiraiya, and didn't argue with him, but just signaled him to quickly catch up with her and Orochimaru.

In fact, Tsunade also knew that the most excited person among the three people who reunited this time was Jiraiya...

He was so excited that before she and Orochimaru sat down, he picked up the wine jug and cried bitterly, blowing several jugs of wine into the bottle while crying, and knocked himself down under the stupid eyes of herself and Orochimaru.

After Jiraiya knocked himself down...

"Wuwuwu~ Tsunade... I miss you so much, do you know?!"

"Orochimaru, you thief finally got caught by me, right?! Wahahaha~"

...

Such bold and cheesy drunken words can only be said by Jiraiya, which attracted people in the tavern to cast inquiring eyes at the three people.

Orochimaru: →_→... Your teammate?

Tsunade: (ー_ー)!!... I warn you not to talk nonsense~ I don't even know this person, okay? !

…

Although she was embarrassed and angry, Tsunade had to admit that Jiraiya's sincere emotions really touched her.

Orochimaru, Jiraiya and herself were all close friends who could entrust their lives to each other~

Out of remembrance of the friendship in the past, Tsunade decided to temporarily let Jiraiya, the idiot, go.

Unfortunately, someone didn't seem to want Tsunade to let her go...

"Oh, I'll be right there.

Boss, pay the bill, no need to change!"

Jiraiya took out a stack of banknotes from his arms and slapped them on the table, then stood up and staggered towards Tsunade and Orochimaru.

"Tsunade, where are we going next?"

"Tsunade, how have you been these years?"

"Tsunade, why don't you say anything?"

"Speak up, Tsunade!"

Tsunade: (눈‸눈)...

Tsunade promised that she had done her best to tolerate Jiraiya, the iron fool.

After all, today is the first time the three of them have been together for many years.

To any of the three, today is a very special day.

On such a day, Tsunade really doesn't want to pin Jiraiya to the ground and hammer him.

Unless it is absolutely necessary, for example...

"Tsunade, do you want to go to the hot spring?

I'll treat you~

By the way, can I go with you..."

Tsunade: (▼皿▼#)!!!

"Super Strength Punch!!!"

Tsunade clenched her little fists,

Tsunade gently hit Jiraiya's chest with her little fists...

Bang!!!

Jiraiya flew up on the spot~

Orochimaru: 눈_눈...

At this moment, Orochimaru was thinking about how he should explain to others that his side had lost a general before Konoha Village attacked...

"Tsunade, you..."

Tsunade: (▼ヘ▼#)!!!

"What are you doing?! I can't help it anymore, can't I?!"

Tsunade said, if you dare to say one more word, I will send you to see Jiraiya!

Orochimaru: (ー ー゛)...

"I just want to ask you where we are going next... Now everything is fine."

"Where is Nawaki?"

"... Nawaki said before that he wanted to see the 59 experimental subjects who can use Wood Release. He should be with them now."

"Let's go, accompany me to find my brother!"

Tsunade grabbed the back of Orochimaru's neck with great domineering power, and with a little effort, she dragged Orochimaru forward.

As for Jiraiya... God knows where this drunkard who was punched away by Tsunade has flown to...

...

"Wow~ Big brother is so powerful, it seems that my great grandfather doesn't know this trick..."

"Big brother is awesome!"

"Big brother, I have decided, I will stay in the Sheep Village with you in the future, big brother, you must accept me!"

"Cry for me, go crazy for me, bang your head against the wall for me...

Senju Nawaki... Meet big brother~"

Orochimaru and Tsunade, who had just walked out of the house, heard the extremely disgusting flattery coming from the house before they could stand still.

Orochimaru: →_→... Tsunade, your brother?

Tsunade: (ー_ー)!!... No, it's your apprentice.

For a moment, Tsunade suddenly didn't want this brother who had finally survived...

"Nawaki, open the door!"

Senju Nawaki: ⊙▽⊙! ! !

"It seems that my sister is back, big brother, wait for me~"

After a few breaths, the excited Senju Nawaki suddenly opened the door, holding Tsunade's arm outside the door with one hand, and pointing at Lazy Sheep in the room with the other hand.

"Sister, look, this is the big brother I just recognized~"

Tsunade: (▼皿▼#)!!!

Let's not talk about why Lazy Sheep didn't sleep in the middle of the night and suddenly ran here...

In short, Tsunade has made up her mind not to want this stupid brother.

[Senju Nawaki... You might as well continue to die, bastard! ]