Naruto: My Akatsuki organization is number one in the world

"Grandpa, Grandpa, Grandpa..."

"Gulala, Grandpa ... Kakuzu: (*꒦ິ⌓꒦ີ)... Whitebeard, your uncle...

"Hey hey hey~ Whitebeard, that's enough, I didn't bring much silver bills this time..."

"Really no more, this fart pocket is really the last bit I hid..."

"Fuck! How did you find out that I still have some private money under my shoes?!"

"It's not that you can't take these... These are all real... Can you take it as if I didn't say anything? (*꒦ິ⌓꒦ີ)..."

Kakuzu cried as he watched Whitebeard's father reach into the secret pocket he sewed on his underwear and scoop out all the real silver bills hidden inside.

"Gulala, come on, good grandchildren, throw away the banknotes in your hands. They are probably all fake.

Come on, grandpa will give you new ones. This time they are guaranteed to be authentic... Gulala, ulala~"

Looking at the banknotes that were sent out one by one by the old man with white beard... Kakuzu's heart was about to break.

[Bandit! Robber! Shameless!

That's my money... my money!

Wuuwuwuwu...]

Kakuzu: _(´ཀ`」 ∠)__ ...

Crack~Crack~Crack!

Well, Kakuzu's heart was really broken now, and it broke three times at once...

Nagato: 눈_눈...

At this moment, Nagato's thoughts were exactly the same as Orochimaru's when he saw Tsunade punch Jiraiya away.

...

At the same time, on the other side of the room.

Tsunade was pinching one of Senju Nawaki's ears and twisting it to death.

"Ah! Wow wow wow~ Sister, please let go, it hurts, okay?!"

"Sister, I was wrong, I was really wrong! I beg you to let go... woo woo woo..."

Under Tsunade's move, Senju Nawaki was in so much pain that he had to beg for mercy from his elder sister.

"Hmph! Stop talking nonsense, I'm going to teach you a lesson today!"

Tsunade was not soft-hearted at all, and the hand that grabbed Senju Nawaki's ear twisted harder and harder.

Her younger brother knew that Senju Nawaki was a model of admitting mistakes quickly but resolutely not changing since childhood;

If he wasn't taught a lesson this time... Senju Nawaki really thought Tsunade was made of mud? !

"Do you know how hateful that lazy sheep is?!

You actually want to recognize him as your elder brother?!

Senju Nawaki... Do you want to make your two grandfathers so angry that they will lift their coffins?!"

Senju Nawaki: (ー`´ー)! ! !

"Sister, shut up!

I don't allow you to say that about Brother Lazy Sheep!

You have to know... He is the current leader of our Senju clan..."

This should be a rare time for Senju Nawaki to be so tough when facing his powerful elder sister.

"..."

Telling a joke, the only undisputed heir of the Senju clan, right in front of so many people, respectfully called a little fat sheep the leader of the Senju clan...

You are making fun of me!

It's not funny at all, okay? !

Tsunade: (▼皿▼#)!!! ! !

"I will fucking kill your stinky brother today!"

"Ah!!!

Sister, let go, sister, let go!

I was wrong, I really know I was wrong!

Sister, stop twisting, my ears will fall off if you twist them again~"

The painful wail of Senju Nawaki was three times more shrill than before, and it made people's scalps numb.

"Are you alright, Nawaki... Do you need any help?"

"No need!"

Big brother, just sit there and watch. I'll deal with my sister right away...

Ahhhh~ I'm wrong, sister, I'm wrong!"

Nagato: ⊙_⊙...

Nagato doesn't know what to say anymore.

Perhaps a group of people getting together to play, joke and laugh is the unique feature of the daily interactions between members of the Akatsuki organization... What the hell? !

[Damn... Have these people forgotten why I called them here tonight, assholes? !

Damn, such a big organization, but there's not a single worry-free character in it...

What the hell is wrong with this? ! ]

Nagato: Fuck! (╯°Д°)╯︵ ┻━┻!!!

Lazy Sheep: (⊙o⊙)?!!

Lazy Sheep: ┳━┳ノ(°_°ノ)~

Seeing the table being overturned by Nagato, my lazy brother immediately used Wood Release to make another one and put it exactly where it was.

"Nagato, keep flipping it~ If it's not enough, I'll continue to make it for you."

Nagato:눈_눈……

【 (*꒦ິ⌓꒦ີ)……So what went wrong? ！ 】

……

Nagato wanted to stop the people from making a scene, but it seemed that his words would not have much effect on these idiots.

Nagato simply decided to turn a blind eye and talk about business first.

"Come with me."

Nagato picked up Lazy Sheep and rushed out of the house in two steps.

Lazy Sheep: Õ_Õ? ? ?

"Nagato, where are you taking me... Wait a minute, let me hold half a watermelon first~

If it doesn't work, we can discuss the apple..."

Lazy Sheep kept struggling in Nagato's arms, which made Nagato very upset;

So when passing by a table with a bunch of fruits on it, Nagato picked up a durian and stuffed it into Lazy Sheep's mouth.

Lazy Sheep: ("▔□▔)?!!

…

"Huh~ It's finally quiet."

Nagato ran to a remote place and took a deep breath, and couldn't help sighing.

Then Nagato put Lazy Sheep on the ground and said to him with a serious face.

"Lazy Sheep, I am now questioning you on behalf of the organization.

Listen carefully, this time the organization wants to ask you two questions... Are you listening to me, bastard? !"

What exactly caused Nagato to suddenly get angry?

It turned out that my lazy brother, who had just pulled the durian out of his mouth, summoned Susanoo and performed a Susanoo opening durian for Nagato...

"Ah? !

I'm listening~ Nagato, keep talking..."

Lazy Sheep kept stuffing durian into his mouth, and the look he gave Nagato at this moment revealed nothing but sincerity, sincerity...

It was still fucking sincerity!

Nagato didn't know how to scold him...

"First question, how did you occupy the Hidden Grass Village...which is now the Sheep Village?"

"I don't know~"

Lazy Sheep shook his head, his eyes revealing a childlike and clear stupidity.

Nagato: (ー ー゛)...

Lazy Sheep: (￣▽￣)~

"Forget it, if you don't want to say it, then don't say it...I can ask someone else at worst.

Next is the second question..."

In fact, Nagato really wronged Lazy Sheep in this matter, and my lazy brother really didn't know.

My lazy brother only remembered that when he woke up, his fifty-nine experimental sons suddenly filed in, knelt down and shouted:

"The Hidden Grass Village has surrendered, please go there quickly, father."

Then Lazy Sheep was carried to the Hidden Grass Village by them with a confused face, and became the village chief of this village and the patriarch of the Senju clan with a confused face;

At the same time, his sons also very considerately gave my lazy brother a domineering new name-Senju Zhenlazy.

During the whole process, my lazy brother only raised two opinions:

First, the Hidden Grass Village was renamed Sheep Village;

Second, the grassland outside the village was officially named Qingqing Grassland.

...

So Nagato's question was really asked to the wrong person... Sheep.

As for the question of how the Sheep Village was taken down... I guess Tsunade knows better than my lazy brother.