Naruto: My Akatsuki organization is number one in the world

Messy hair and beard, bloodstained robe, broken mask...

"Brother Hanzo looks so miserable. I wonder what happened to him in the sheep village..."

"We'll know when he comes... After such a long time, brother Hanzo should have figured out the general situation in the sheep village."

"Yes, but it's a pity that he couldn't lure that damn sheep out..."

"Okay, Hiruzen, now is not the time to complain. We should go to meet brother Hanzo."

...

Sarutobi Hiruzen and Shimura Danzo immediately took action with their respective men and headed towards Hanzo, who had already run halfway.

Not long after, there was still more than a hundred meters between the two sides, and an affectionate call was heard.

"Brother Hiruzen! Brother Danzo!"

"Brother Hanzo!" ×2

"Brother!!!"

"Brother!!!" ×2

Thump~

"Hanzo of the Salamander" stumbled and fell directly to the feet of Sarutobi Hiruzen and Shimura Danzo. He was exhausted after risking his life to rush out of the sheep village.

Shimura Danzo leaned down and quietly detected the body of "Hanzo of the Salamander" and found that there was indeed no chakra in his body. Then he slowly nodded to Sarutobi Hiruzen.

Sarutobi Hiruzen immediately felt relieved, possessed "Hanzo of the Salamander" and lifted him up from the ground, and sent chakra to him to relieve his injuries.

"Thank you for your hard work, brother Hanzo. I don't know if this Sheep Village..."

"Brother Hiruzen, your Konoha's 'Pig, Deer and Butterfly' are so mean. I am the only one who survived among the many people from the Hidden Rain Village who were beaten into the Hidden Rain Village. I feel so bitter!"

Before Sarutobi Hiruzen finished speaking, "Salamander Hanzo" hugged him and cried in his arms.

Sarutobi Hiruzen: (ー ー゛)...

"Yes, yes, it was indeed the decision-making mistakes made by me and Danzo this time that caused your Hidden Rain Village to suffer such a great loss. I apologize to you here.

Brother Hanzo, the Hidden Rain Village..."

"Brother Hiruzen, you have to compensate me for the loss of manpower~"

"Okay, okay, I will pay you. I will settle the bill after we take down the Hidden Rain Village.

Now you can..."

"And can my medical expenses be reimbursed?!"

Sarutobi Hiruzen: (▼皿▼#)! ! !

If he hadn't wanted to find out about the situation in the sheep village from "Sansho Hanzo", Sarutobi Hiruzen would have slammed him into the ground long ago!

Just when Sarutobi Hiruzen could no longer bear it, Shimura Danzo finally spoke.

"Ahem~ Brother Hanzo, you have already said what you have said, and there are also those losses that you haven't had time to say...

Huruzen and I both acknowledge it!

Just tell me a number, and I will give you a banknote on the spot."

Sarutobi Hiruzen: →_→...Okay~ Shimura Danzo, it turns out you still have money hidden...

"Sansho Hanzo": ⊙ω⊙~

"Brother Danzo, are you serious?"

"Really, as long as the number you said is within my tolerance, I will give it to you immediately!"

"Excuse me, how much money do you have now, brother Danzo?"

"10 billion."

"Then 10 billion is fine~"

Sarutobi Hiruzen: (ー_ー)!!

Shimura Danzo: 눈_눈......

"...Brother Hanzo, take it."

At this moment, Shimura Danzo did not hesitate, and directly took out a sealing scroll from his arms and gave it to "Sansho Hanzo", which sealed exactly 10 billion brand new silver notes.

[The most urgent task is to take over the sheep village, and after taking over the sheep village...

Hehe~

Brother Hanzo, how did you take this 10 billion...I will make you spit it out! 】

Shimura Danzo looked meaningfully at "Sansho Hanzo" who put the sealing scroll into his arms with a happy face, and then said.

"Since I have already paid the compensation, I wonder if Hanzo can tell us what is going on in the Sheep Village."

"Oh~ Brother Danzo, what you said... Of course you can~ This is what I should do."

"Hanzo of the Salamander" pushed Sarutobi Hiruzen aside as if no one was around, and quickly threw himself into the arms of Shimura Danzo.

"Based on our friendship, I will tell you everything I know~"

One of Hanzo of the Salamander kept drawing circles on Shimura Danzo's chest, which made Shimura Danzo sick.

Shimura Danzo: 눈_눈... Damn, what's wrong? !

Sarutobi Hiruzen: (￣▽￣)...I suddenly stopped being angry~

"...Then Hanzo, please speak quickly."

"Okay, but before that... Danzo, can I tell you something from the bottom of my heart?"

Shimura Danzo: (▼ヘ▼#)!!!

"Speak! Speak quickly!"! Please stop wasting time, boss! "

Shimura Danzo finally understood Sarutobi Hiruzen's feelings just now;

He now wanted to slap "Salamander Hanzo" on the top of his head and send him to the west!

But just as "Salamander Hanzo" smiled slightly and was about to speak, a familiar voice suddenly came from not far away.

"Brother Danzo, get out of the way, that's not me, your brother! "

Everyone looked in the direction of the voice, and saw...

Disheveled hair, bloodstained battle robe, broken mask...

Hanzang of the Salamander?!

Another Hanzo of the Salamander?!

And judging from the appearance... he was much more miserable than the one in Shimura Danzo's arms.

More importantly, behind this newly appeared Hanzo of the Salamander...

My lazy brother was following him from a distance, leisurely walking towards Sarutobi Hiruzen and others step by step.

Well... My lazy brother seemed to be holding a big chicken drumstick that had just been roasted and was still steaming in his hand...

Sarutobi Hiruzen: (°Д°≡°Д°)? ! !

Shimura Danzo: ("▔□▔)? ! !

【What's going on? ! 】×2

Puff! ! !

In an instant, Shimura Danzo felt a sharp pain in his waist.

"I suddenly remembered that someone told me before I came here not to casually dig out the heart... So I'll dig out your kidney, brother Danzo."

Shimura Danzo looked down and found a big hole in his waist and abdomen, and the "Sansho Hanzo" in his arms was holding a bloody kidney.

Sizzle~

"Sansho Hanzo" exerted a little force, and a large pool of unknown liquid suddenly shot out of the kidney, spraying on Shimura Danzo's face at lightning speed.

Hmm~ This smell... is so pungent!

Shimura Danzo: (꒪⌓꒪) ...

The next moment, the "Sansho Hanzo" in Shimura Danzo's arms suddenly drilled into the ground, and when he reappeared, he was already several meters away from Sarutobi Hiruzen and others.

"Sansho Hanzo"'s figure twisted in front of everyone, and finally turned back to his original appearance - black and white Zetsu.

And it was the Black and White Zetsu version of A Fei and Black Zetsu, which was simply... horrible.

"Brother Danzo~ I'm leaving, brother, don't miss me too much~"

Black and White Scroll threw a wink at Shimura Danzo, then turned and ran away.

Shimura Danzo: (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻!!!

"Stop the fucking horse, give me back my kidney!"

Shimura Danzo didn't care about his own injuries and chased in the direction where Black and White Zetsu left.

"Brother Danzo, come and catch me, if you catch me, I will let you... hehehe~"

Shimura Danzo: ε=ε=(Angry°Д°)ﾉ!!!

Sarutobi Hiruzen: (((o(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)o)))? !!