Naruto: My Akatsuki organization is number one in the world

"Master Danzo, wait for us!"

Shimura Danzo's men turned around and ran without hesitation, chasing after Black and White Zetsu.

And Sarutobi Hiruzen...

To be honest, Sarutobi Hiruzen really didn't expect that someone would pretend to be Hanzo of the Salamander and stab Danzo Shimura's kidney in public.

Speaking of kidneys, Sarutobi Hiruzen was also stabbed by Hidan before...

Thinking of this, Sarutobi Hiruzen suddenly felt a little empathy, and wanted to bring all the people to help his old friend catch the half-black and half-white abominable assailant immediately.

But...

"Brother Hiruzen, save me!!!"

The real "Brother Hanzo" is asking for help~

Behind him is the ultimate target of this operation - Lazy Sheep~

[For Konoha... I can only apologize to you, Danzo!

You should understand me...right? 】

"Come back to your senses! That sheep is our target right now."

Sarutobi Hiruzen shouted, waking up his men who were still standing there at a loss, and then he led the charge forward.

"Don't be afraid, Hanzo, I'm here!"

Sarutobi Hiruzen shouted, and quickly pulled off the divine robe to reveal the black armor underneath.

"Spirit summoning technique!"

"Ruyi stick... Ah Da!!!"

Sarutobi Hiruzen swept a stick down on the waist of Hanzo, who was pretending to be a salamander, Naruto, with a stick,

The powerful and heavy stick directly hit Naruto, who had no time to react, and flew far away horizontally.

Naruto: (*꒦ິ⌓꒦ີ)...

[Sarutobi Hiruzen, you dare to hit me, and you hit me so hard...

I, Uzumaki Naruto, will remember this grudge!

Wait for death!!! 】

……

No one cared about the life and death of "Hanzo of the Salamander" who flew out of the field.

Sarutobi Hiruzen's men quickly surrounded Lazy Sheep, and the center of the encirclement was left to Lazy Sheep and Sarutobi Hiruzen.

"Lazy Sheep, we finally... meet again!

This time... I will return all the humiliation I suffered from you to you!!!"

Facing the mortal enemy who once chased him all over Konoha, Sarutobi Hiruzen seemed extremely excited at this moment.

Sarutobi Hiruzen firmly believed that with the power of the Six Paths of Yang and the two tailed beasts by his side, he would be able to trample this hateful sheep under his feet this time!

[Just a little fat sheep... I'm afraid it can't even break my own defense now, hehe! 】

Then Sarutobi Hiruzen broke the defense.

"Grandpa, who are you... May I ask if we have met?"

Sarutobi Hiruzen: ~(TロT)σ You fucking horse!

Crack! ! !

This is the sound of Sarutobi Hiruzen's heartbreak.

His remaining self-esteem seemed to be completely shattered by my lazy brother's words. After it was shattered to the ground, my lazy brother raised his foot and stomped it back and forth several times on the ground...

Who understands this kind of pain? !

"I... Sarutobi Hiruzen."

"Fuck?!

I remember~

You are the old pervert of Konoha Village!"

My lazy brother's surprised expression did not seem to be fake, in fact, he... really was not pretending.

Before Sarutobi Hiruzen reported his name, my lazy brother did not recognize him.

After all, an old monkey who had been half buried in the yellow earth, how could it be as delicious as the big chicken leg in Lazy Sheep's hand? !

Sarutobi Hiruzen: (눈益눈) ! ! !

[Your uncle! You only remember a "dead pervert" when it comes to information about me, right? !

Where is the third generation Hokage of Konoha? !

Where is the strongest Hokage in history? !

Where is the Ninjutsu Doctor? !

Where is the Ninja Hero? !

…

You ate all these titles of mine with the big chicken drumstick in your hand, didn’t you? ! 】

It’s useless to say more, Sarutobi Hiruzen couldn’t stand it anymore.

[No, I have to kill him! ]

“Damn little fat sheep… Today it’s either you or me!

Watch this!

Fire Style*Fire Dragon Flame Bomb!!!”

Sarutobi Hiruzen clapped his hands and then froze in place.

There was silence at the scene, nothing happened.

[What’s going on?

Why do I feel like I… forgot how to use the Fire Dragon Flame Bomb ninjutsu? ! 】

Sarutobi Hiruzen stood there awkwardly, his ten toes wishing to tear the soles of his shoes, and then dig out a three-bedroom and one-living room on the ground for him to live in.

Sarutobi Hiruzen's subordinates also turned their heads frequently, looking at their respected Hokage in confusion.

Sarutobi Hiruzen: (((o(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)o)))...

[It doesn't matter, I, who is known as the "Ninjutsu Doctor", don't just know this one ninjutsu. 】

Sarutobi Hiruzen clapped his hands again and shouted.

"Water Style* Water Dragon Bullet!"

...

A breeze blew by, and the "rustling" sound of the grass leaves became the only sound hereA voice.

[What the hell... why? Why on earth? !

... I know, it must be my posture that is wrong. ]

"Earth Style* Earth Flow River!"

Sarutobi Hiruzen version of Great Peng Spreading Wings.JPG

"Fire Style Earth Flame Bomb!"

Sarutobi Hiruzen version of Dynamic Light Wave.JPG

"Wind Style* Wind Cut!"

Sarutobi Hiruzen version of Splits.JPG

...

Sarutobi Hiruzen's men: ꒰꒪꒫꒪⌯꒱? ? ?

[Hokage, is this... is your brain broken? ! ]

"Old pervert, what are you doing..."

Lazy Sheep was also curious about Sarutobi Hiruzen who kept changing his posture.

"You came all the way from Konoha, you didn't just want to dance in front of me to celebrate my becoming the village chief, did you?!"

Sarutobi Hiruzen: (눈益눈) !!!

"Of course not, I'm making a seal!

Do you know how to make a seal?!

Do you know that you need to make a seal to cast a ninjutsu?!"

Sarutobi Hiruzen looked very ashamed and angry at this moment, and he was going to use his best ninjutsu.

Snap! ! !

"Five escape techniques, Great Linking Bullet Technique!"

...

Sarutobi Hiruzen: (*꒦ິ⌓꒦ີ)...

Snap! ! !

I clapped my hands and performed a Wood Release*Flower Tree World Advent for Sarutobi Hiruzen on the spot.

"Ah? Do you need to make hand seals to cast ninjutsu... I don't think so~

Could it be that you, old pervert... have forgotten how to cast ninjutsu?!"

Sarutobi Hiruzen: (▼皿▼#)! ! !

"Shut up, you bastard!

As the Third Hokage, how could I possibly forget how to cast ninjutsu?!

I just, just... just forgot the password!"

Lazy Sheep: (⊙o⊙)~

Sarutobi Hiruzen's subordinates: 눈_눈...

This is the first time I've heard that you need to enter a password to cast ninjutsu. I've learned something new.

"Hmph~ I wanted to fight you as an ordinary ninja, but I didn't expect to be ridiculed...

I won't pretend anymore. I am the chosen one. I'm going to show my cards!

Even without using ninjutsu, I can still kill you, the damn little fat sheep!

Lazy sheep... are you ready to die?!"

Sarutobi Hiruzen is preparing to use the power of the six yang and the tailed beast sealed in his body.

But my lazy brother was not panicked when he heard him say that, and he continued to chew the chicken leg in his hand slowly.

"Aww~

But I don't really want to fight you today~

And today is the day I take office as the village chief of Sheep Village. It seems a bit unlucky to fight with others.

So...

Dad, I'm being bullied!"

"Gulala la la la~ Don't be afraid, Dad is coming!"

The ground began to tremble, and the white-bearded dad was carrying Kusukumo Kirei... Here he comes!

Sarutobi Hiruzen: (((o(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)o)))...

For some reason, after hearing Lazy Sheep's last words and that familiar devilish laugh...

Sarutobi Hiruzen suddenly felt... phantom pain.