Naruto: My Akatsuki organization is number one in the world

The most touching feeling in the world is not love at first sight, but the two-way rush after meeting the right person.

Just like at this moment, after seeing each other, Sarutobi Hiruzen and Shimura Danzo both radiated unprecedented light in each other's eyes, forgetting everything and running towards each other.

At this moment, the affectionate calls shouted by the two at the same time seemed so tacit, making people feel full of gay love.

Just based on the same format of "Danzo save me" and "Huruzen save me"...

It can be concluded that there is definitely something between these two old guys.

Seeing that a good hot-blooded adventure drama is about to develop into a bloody romance drama...

Suddenly Sarutobi Hiruzen saw the Uchiha people chasing after Shimura Danzo;

And Shimura Danzo also found the white-bearded father behind Sarutobi Hiruzen who punched a black hole.

Sarutobi Hiruzen: ◝₍ᴑ̑ДO͝₎◞? ! !

Shimura Danzo: ◝₍ᴑ̑ДO͝₎◞? ! !

"Danzo, your uncle, don't come over here!"

"Huruzen, your grandma, don't come over here!"

The two subconsciously wanted to distance themselves from each other, but they thought of the powerful pursuers behind them...

The two had to speed up and meet together, and chose a direction where no one would intercept them and fled together.

...

"Huruzen, where is your tailed beast?! Where is your five escape ninjutsu?!

Why don't you use it to blast him!"

"Danzo, where is your Mangekyō?! Where is your summoning jutsu?!

Why don't you use it to mess with them!"

While fleeing, the two questioned each other almost at the same time, and then gave answers at the same time.

"The tailed beasts are unwilling to help."

"The Mangekyō was confiscated."

"I forgot the ninjutsu." ×2

Sarutobi Hiruzen: →_→...

Shimura Danzo: ←_←...

The two suddenly woke up and found that the other party had been attacked by someone unprecedented like themselves.

Who was the one who attacked them?

When was the attack done to them?

And how did they not notice it all the time?

...

The two could not figure out the answers to these questions, and now was not the time to think about these questions.

The pursuers behind them were getting closer and closer to the two, and the two could even clearly hear the shouting and cursing coming from behind them.

"Gulala la la la~

Sarutobi Hiruzen, stop, you can't run away, just let me hit you!"

"Danzo, old dog, where can you run to?!

Just bear the wrath of my Uchiha clan!"

...

"Huruzen, we can't run away like this anymore, otherwise they will catch up with us sooner or later."

"...Then what do you say? How many of these people behind you can you deal with?!"

Sarutobi Hiruzen's words directly choked Shimura Danzo.

To be honest, in this situation...Shimura Danzo really couldn't think of any way except to continue to run away.

"All my men have died at the hands of Edward Newgate...Danzo, where are your men?"

Shimura Danzo: ⊙_⊙...

[Yes, where are my men? 】

After Sarutobi Hiruzen's reminder, Shimura Danzo remembered that his men had not appeared for a long time.

"I don't know. I think I got separated from them."

"... Hiruzen, look at the people hanging on the tree in front. Do they look like your men?"

Shimura Danzo followed Sarutobi Hiruzen's gaze.

The tree not far away was indeed full of people who were naked except for a mask and a loincloth, and were still unconscious.

Judging from the masks, these were indeed Shimura Danzo's men who had been missing for a long time.

Shimura Danzo, who saw this scene, didn't know who stripped his men naked and dropped them on the tree, and wrote the big word "poor" on each of them.

But he soon found out.

Whoosh~whoosh~whoosh...

Countless black tentacles broke out of the ground and attacked the two.

Kakuzu walked out from behind the tree with a gloomy old face, muttering as he walked.

"What a bunch of poor bastards, so many people can't even get a thousand taels together...

How can you be so embarrassed to go out with such a small amount of money?!

Luckily, I met two big fish again..."

While speaking, Kakuzu's tentacles had quickly extended to the hiding place of Sarutobi Hiruzen and Shimura Dan, blocking all their paths forward one by one.

"Stop, robbing!"

In just four words, Kakuzu shouted so loudly, and the momentum he showed was infinitely close to the first generation Hokage Senju Hashirama, who was once thrown a shuriken by him from 800 meters away.

"This land is mine, and this tree is mine to plant!

If you want to pass through here, leave money for passage... Pay up!"

Sarutobi Hiruzen: (ー ー゛)...

Shimura Danzo: (ー ー゛)...

"Kakuzu? You're looking for death!" ×2

To be honest, with the current strength of Sarutobi Hiruzen and Shimura Danzo, it would be easy to kill Kakuzu.

I really don't know why Kakuzu dared to jump out and block their way... and he even wanted to rob them?!

"The people behind you two are about to catch up."

Kakuzu pointed to the pursuers behind the two of them and said jokingly.

"Before they get here... can you two really guarantee that you can get through here? ”

Sarutobi Hiruzen: (ー_ー)!!

Shimura Danzo: (ー_ー)!!

Well, now they know what Kakuzu relies on.

“I am not a bad guy. As long as you pay the toll, I will let you go.

So… Konoha’s Hokage and Hokage Assistants, for your safety… pay the money obediently~

Hehehehehehe!”

After listening to Kakuzu’s words, Sarutobi Hiruzen and Shimura Danzo’s first reaction was:

[What the hell?! Kakuzu, you are taking advantage of the situation… shameless!]

Second reaction:

[The people in the Akatsuki organization are really more hateful than each other. This kind of evil organization should not exist in this world!]

Third reaction:

[… Kakuzu is right.]

“How much? !”×2

After weighing the pros and cons, the two asked with gritted teeth.

“All! "

Kakuzu answered decisively.

Sarutobi Hiruzen: (눈益눈) !!!

Shimura Danzo: (눈益눈) !!!

"Danzo...pay the money."

Shimura Danzo: Σ(っ °Д °;)っ? !! Sarutobi Hiruzen, what the hell do you mean?!

Sarutobi Hiruzen looked at Shimura Danzo with dissatisfaction, but still explained.

"Danzo, you know me. I always put valuable things in my trouser pockets, and now...don't you see that my lower body is gone? ! ”

Shimura Danzo: 눈_눈…

I was so busy running for my life that I didn’t notice that Sarutobi Hiruzen was running all the way here with his hands.

You can run so fast with your hands instead of your feet… Sarutobi Hiruzen, do you have any secrets?!

“I advise you to run faster. The people chasing you are less than a hundred meters away from here.

If they put all their efforts into it, it may only take… two breaths to catch up with you, or maybe just one breath…”

Sarutobi Hiruzen: ("▔□▔)!

Shimura Danzo: ("▔□▔)!

Shimura Danzo took out two sealing scrolls from his arms and threw them at Kakuzu without saying a word.

“This is the last of my belongings on this trip. Let us go! "

Swish!!!

Just as Shimura Danzo handed over the seal scroll, Kakuzu's tentacles quickly retracted to make a gap.

Sarutobi Hiruzen and Shimura Danzo rushed towards the gap as soon as the passage appeared.

"Have a good trip, both of you. Welcome to visit us next time!"

Sarutobi Hiruzen: (▼皿▼#)!!!

Shimura Danzo: (▼皿▼#)!!!

[Who the hell would visit you a second time?!]

"Brothers, you can continue to chase them. I have already got their money! "Hehehehe~"

Hiruzen Sarutobi and Danzo Shimura turned around when they heard the sound and found that the speed of the people chasing them behind them instantly increased to a higher level.

[You didn't use your full strength when you chased just now, right?!

You just wanted to cooperate with that bastard Kakuzu to trick the two of us into a coffin, right?!

Fuck! (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻!!!]

Struggling not to spit out a mouthful of blood, the two ran even faster.