Naruto: My Akatsuki organization is number one in the world

"Okay, I've arranged everything that needs to be arranged. Everyone, please get ready for the next period of time... adjourn."

After the meeting, when Naruto led the Akatsuki organization out of the meeting room and passed by the bushes by the window, he suddenly remembered that he seemed to have forgotten something.

After standing by the bushes and thinking for a long time, Naruto suddenly remembered.

"By the way, where is the lower body of Feidan? I remember throwing him here..."

Just when Naruto was puzzled and couldn't figure out why the lower body of Feidan, who was tied up tightly by himself, suddenly disappeared...

A handsome guy who finally stood up from the wheelchair quietly passed by everyone.

It was seen that Luosha, who was supposed to have lost his legs, suddenly grew two long legs that were extremely inconsistent with his height. The connection between the upper and lower bodies was also tightly wrapped with gold sand by himself.

Luo Sha's hands tightly grasped the waist of his lower body to control the direction, and he rushed recklessly on the street.

Luo Sha: ヾ(≧O≦)〃Ah~

Behind Luo Sha, the nobles of the Land of Lightning, led by Leo, were desperately chasing Luo Sha, who was riding far ahead.

Leo: (눈益눈) !!!

"You thief! Return our leader to us!"

"Who the hell is that abominable old thief? How dare he treat our leader like this... He deserves to die!"

"I think I know that person. He is Luo Sha, the fourth generation of the Kazekage of the Sand Village... That's right, that bastard!"

"Fuck... Luo Sha, you'd better not be caught by us, otherwise you will suffer!"

...

A group of people ran away in a hurry.

Naruto: (||๐_๐)...

Everyone in Akatsuki: 눈_눈...

It should be said that Luo Sha really showed off this time!

He is really not afraid of being beaten to death...

Of course, with his Kage-level strength, it is difficult for him to be killed by this group of nobles from the Land of Thunder.

...

A few days later, Sheep Village.

"Father, there is a letter from my uncle saying that a large number of ninjas from the Hidden Cloud Village will invade the Hidden Rain Village in the near future...

Does our Sheep Village need to send someone to help?"

"No."

My lazy brother finished stroking the big meat stick in his hand and waved his hand nonchalantly at the 49th cheap son who came to report this to him.

"I might as well eat more and get more sleep if I have that time."

"But..."

"Don't worry, the Hidden Rain Village is very strong. They can easily defeat the Hidden Cloud Village...

Uncle Dingzuo, please give me another plate of roasted lamb. Remember to put more cumin~"

The 49th cheap son: 눈_눈...

...

Konoha.

"Oh? Is the Hidden Cloud Village going to attack the Hidden Rain Village?"

Orochimaru licked his sexy lips with his long tongue.

This action made Jiraiya beside him feel excited, but he was immediately chilled.

To be honest, ever since Orochimaru secretly changed his body a while ago and inexplicably turned from Uncle Snake to Aunt Snake and ran back to Konoha to find them...

Jiraiya slowly realized that he sometimes felt attracted to Orochimaru...

He began to worry whether he would be turned gay by Orochimaru.

"Ah!"

Jiraiya slapped himself hard.

"I, Jiraiya, only want to be Tsunade's man!"

Tsunade: (▼へ▼メ)? ! !

"Super Strength Punch!"

Boom! ! !

Well, the power of this punch should make Jiraiya, the shameless old man, lie quietly in the hospital bed for ten days or half a month.

The fight between Jiraiya and Tsunade did not affect Orochimaru's thoughts. He stroked his chin slightly and muttered to himself.

"Speaking of the Fourth Raikage Ai, and his brother, the Eight-Tails Jinchuriki Killer Bee... they seem to be rare experimental materials~"

It's decided!

Even if it's for those two excellent experimental materials, Orochimaru must go back to the Hidden Rain Village to help out this time!

...

The Land of Snow.

"Scorpion, Naruto wrote to say that the Hidden Cloud Village will launch a large-scale attack on the Hidden Rain Village... I'm a little worried about the situation of my father and the others."

Her Majesty, Fenghua Xiaoxue, the Queen of the Land of Snow, is now nestled in Scorpion's arms, drawing circles on Scorpion's chest with her white fingers.

"Well... Although based on my understanding of our Akatsuki organization, this time the Hidden Cloud Village's attack will most likely fail...

But since Xiaoxue is worried about my father... then we two might as well go back and take a look."

"Hubby, you're so nice~"

Fenghua Xiaoxue: (*￣3￣)~

Scorpion: ⁄(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄...

The two of them were still hugging each other tightly, completely ignoring the melancholy eyes of the four elders behind them.

Chiyo: (ー`´ー)...

Ebizo: 눈_눈...

Scorpion Father: (ー ー゛)...

Scorpion Mother: ＠(￣-￣)＠...

At this moment, the four elders had surprisingly consistent thoughts:

[What a bullshit, Scorpion, you little brat have been restored to human form for so many years, and have been married for so many years!

Until now, you and Xiaoxue have not given birth to a baby for us... Now you actually want to take Xiaoxue out to have fun? !

We won't allow it, bastard! ! ! ]

...

Sand Village.

Old Sand burned the letter sent by Naruto, and silently took out the map to check the border between the Kingdom of Wind and the Kingdom of Lightning.

Old Sand was thinking, should we take this opportunity to move the border to the Land of Lightning?

After all, although the village he is in charge of is called Sand Village, it can't be all sand within the jurisdiction...

...

In a vast ocean in the Land of Water, on a giant ship flying the Whitebeard pirate flag.

Kimimaro slammed the table in front of him.

"What?! Those rough men from the Hidden Cloud Village dared to bully my father and big brother?!

Damn, this is too much!!!

Return, return immediately!

I'm going to the Land of Lightning now to pick the crotch of that old guy, the Fourth Raikage!"

Crew members: 눈_눈...

[Brother, we have no problem with you picking the crotch of the Fourth Raikage, but have you ever thought about...

Strictly speaking, these crew members under your command are all registered ninjas of the Hidden Mist Village!

If the twists and turns here are not handled properly... it is very likely to turn into a diplomatic issue between the Land of Water and the Land of Lightning! 】

All the crew members turned their eyes to the nominal captain of the ship, Mei Terumi, who is also the fifth generation Mizukage, for help.

As a result, they found out in despair...

The useless old woman in their family was only concerned with watching a little man who had been eyeing her to show off his masculinity.

Crew members: (*꒦ິ⌓꒦ີ)...

If there is a normal person among the three leaders on this ship, it can only be...

Gaara: Orz...哕!!!

Gaara, who vomited a lot since he boarded the ship, has not climbed up from the deck until now.

Crew members: It's... even more desperate꒦ິ^꒦ິ...

Who would have thought that such a powerful person, and the only normal person, would get seasick... 呜呜呜呜...