Why does Itachi call Lazy Sheep dad?

We probably have to start from the beginning...

[Is this kid Itachi? How come he has become so small...]

Lazy Sheep looked at Itachi sitting on the ground curiously.

At this moment, Itachi not only looked like a child, but also looked a little stupid;

Even though Lazy Sheep had been standing in front of him for most of the day, Itachi did not respond at all.

"Itachi, Naruto and Nizhuzi asked me to take you out~"

"..."

"Did you hear what I said, Itachi?"

"..."

"I'm taking you out~"

"..."

No matter what Lazy Sheep said, Itachi did not respond at all.

Lazy Sheep: (ー ー゛)... What if he doesn't reply to me? !

Lazy Sheep stood there in great embarrassment. Before this, I, Lazy Brother, had never thought that I would encounter such a situation, let alone think about how to deal with it.

But soon...

[For the feast! 】

My lazy brother decided to go all out, stretched out his hand and prepared to pick up Itachi and forcibly take him away from here.

However, as soon as he started, Lazy Sheep found that Itachi's butt seemed to have taken root, and no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't get it off the ground.

Lazy Sheep: (ー_ー)!!

I think my lazy brother has been in the ninja world for so many years, and this is the first time he has been defeated by someone else.

And this person is Itachi who has regressed to a toddler...

Emm... This is hard to judge.

It doesn't make sense to talk about it, and it's hard to hold it...

Should I give up?

As a sheep that has fallen into traps countless times for a bite of food, my lazy brother said:

It's impossible to give up!

Is there anything in this world... that can be more tempting than a meal cooked by Gray Wolf himself? !

Since forcibly taking it away doesn't work, my lazy brother will try another way!

Anyway, this feast prepared by Gray Wolf himself... I'm sure to eat it!

...

[I remember that Itachi's favorite food is... three-color meatballs, right? 】

As expected, as a foodie, I thought of another way - food temptation.

When Lazy Sheep took out a string of three-color meatballs with good color, fragrance and taste and placed it in front of Itachi, Itachi still didn't stand up from the ground, but his nose twitched inadvertently.

Lazy Sheep: (σ≧︎▽︎≦︎)σ. It seems like there's a chance~

So I didn't hesitate and stuffed the whole string of three-color meatballs into Itachi's mouth.

Little did he know that his action seemed to have turned on a strange switch in Itachi, who had just looked stupid...

"Is it delicious? Do you want to eat more? Then..."

"Dad!"

Itachi: ✧(◍˃̶ᗜ˂̶◍)✩~

Lazy Sheep: (((o(*゚▽゚*)o)))? ! !

When the clear and melodious "Dad" came out of Itachi's mouth, my lazy brother was dumbfounded.

What the hell? What the hell? !

What's wrong with Itachi? !

How come he suddenly recognized his father? !

Could it be... Itachi secretly ran to the Sheep Village without telling anyone and had a private conversation with the fifty-nine good sons that Lazy Sheep was forced to recognize? !

"...First of all, I'm not your dad;

Secondly, Itachi, what's wrong with you?!"

"Dad, I want to eat this too!"

Itachi held up a bare wooden stick, and the three-colored meatball on it had already entered his stomach.

"You can eat it, but I have to make it clear to you..."

"Dad!"

"I've already told you that I'm not your dad!"

"Dad!"

"Are you listening to me?!"

"Dad, dad, dad... Dad!"

Lazy Sheep: (*꒦ິ⌓꒦ີ)...

My lazy brother has never been so helpless as he is now.

It turns out that children are so unreasonable, so unreasonable, and so scary... creatures.

(Itachi: Don't call me Itachi, please call me kid brother.)

Facing Itachi, who keeps calling him "Dad", my lazy brother knows that this is no longer something he can handle alone...

We must ask for help!

We must find a way to make Itachi change his words before Nizhuzi knows that his brother calls him dad!

Otherwise...

Tonight, there will be an extra grilled lamb on Nizhuzi's table.

Thinking of this, Lazy Sheep, who knows Nizhuzi's hot temper, shuddered.

He immediately left Itachi, who was still calling "Dad", to go outside to discuss countermeasures with Naruto, but unexpectedly...

"Huh?! Why am I still here?"

Lazy Sheep: (ー_ー)!!

In theory, as long as my lazy brother is willing, he canFreely enter and exit other people's consciousness space at any time and anywhere, but why now...

Lazy Sheep realized that his ability to "daydream" suddenly failed, and the reason for this phenomenon is most likely because...

"Dad, where are you going?!"

My lazy brother realized that his poop head was being destroyed by two evil little hands;

It turned out that the little brother Itachi had quietly climbed onto his head at some point, and was constantly touching his poop head, occasionally pulling a handful of wool into his mouth.

"Dad, you smell so good..."

"Puh, phuh~ Dad is not delicious!"

"Dad, I want to eat that just now!"

...

Lazy Sheep, who got addicted to barbecue after coming to the ninja world, never thought that he would become a piece of meat in someone else's mouth one day...

...

Lazy Sheep was absolutely sure that before the little brother Itachi touched his body, his ability to "daydream" was still practical.

So... the scheming frog touches your belly!

The reason why the ability suddenly failed must be that I had physical contact with this naughty kid!

Lazy Sheep: (。•ˇ‸ˇ•。)...

"Come down!"

"No!"

"Come down, I'll give you something delicious!"

"No no!"

Lazy Sheep: (▼皿▼#)! ! !

I'm angry!

So...

The Mangekyō didn't react, the Wood Release didn't react, the Shining Fruit...

I'm completely emo, he found that as long as this naughty kid lay on him, he couldn't use any power.

Mr. Senju Shinran, the head of the Sheep Village, suffered the biggest Waterloo since he came to this world.

Lazy Sheep: ꒦ິ^꒦ິ... woooo ... (╯°Д°)╯︵ ┻━┻!!!

In desperation, my lazy brother only had time to condense a little power of the Shining Fruit and sent the only message to the outside world——

[Help! Help ...

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