Naruto: My Akatsuki organization is number one in the world

Today is the day when Hidan is released from prison.

Hidan, who had reassembled his body with the help of Kakuzu, ran into Dee as soon as he went out.

"Long time no see, Hidan... why is your hair... green?"

I have to say that Dee is really good at poking people's hearts.

As for why Hidan's hair turned green, we have to mention that he worked as a potted plant under Kushina for a month.

What a difficult life that was... It's all tears to talk about it~

"Deidara, listen to me, my hair didn't turn green, it just grew grass."

Kushina is also a rare talent in a way to grow a bright green grass on Hidan's head.

"Oh, I see~ Then the grass on your head looks pretty healthy, it's all green~"

It turns out that Dee knows how to chat,

He successfully chatted the sky to death

Hidan: 눈_눈...

Xiao Di: ⊙ω⊙~

The four looked at each other, speechless.

Xiao Di said: I'm waiting for you to speak first, what are you waiting for?

Hidan thought: I'm waiting for you to leave first, what are you waiting for?

The two stood there awkwardly, staring at each other.

Until...

"Scorpion, have you seen Hidan?"

"No, Kushina, do you have something to do with him?"

"Yeah~ This guy, I don't know where he ran away as soon as I let him out... It took me a long time to find him.

When I find him... He'll be in trouble!

Hidan? Hidan! Come out quickly!"

Hidan: ٩(✘д✘๑; )۶? ! !

What a familiar and terrifying voice!

At this moment, Hidan suddenly understood a truth - hesitation will lead to defeat.

I should have ignored Xiaodi and run away just now.

…

"Listen, Hidan, it seems that Kushina is calling you~"

Xiaodi poked Hidan's arm.

"No, you heard it wrong... It's clearly the whisper of the devil from hell..."

Hidan answered absentmindedly.

If Xiaodi had observed more carefully, he would have found that Hidan's whole body was trembling slightly at this moment.

"But this is clearly Kushina's voice~"

"No, it's a devil, and it's the most vicious devil."

Just when the two were still struggling with this issue, a familiar voice sounded behind them.

"Oh~ So in your eyes, Hidan, I, Uzumaki Kushina, am the most vicious devil~"

…

Hidan turned his head mechanically, and all he saw was the long red hair flying wildly in the air.

【It's over~థ౪థ 】

Feidan had an inexplicable premonition that he, who had just turned back to "Feidan", might turn into "Eighth Section" again...

"...I have a request, can you change the flower pot to a larger one this time?

Otherwise, my neck will be strangled in it..."

Feidan gave up struggling and offered his head to Kushina.

"Come on, the corners have just been sewn, and it hasn't grown well yet...

You should be able to pull it out with a little force."

Feidan didn't know that his words had accidentally touched another taboo of Kushina.

...You?

What Kushina hated most was that others said she was old, even if it was unintentional!

Not to mention that Hidan actually said it in front of her...

Very good~

Kushina silently made a note of Hidan in her heart, but on the surface, she showed a very friendly smile to Hidan and Xiaodi.

"Huh?! Hidan, you don't think I came to you just to plant your head back into the flowerpot?!

No, no, you don't really think that I, Kushina, am that kind of person?!"

Kushina deliberately put on a surprised expression, which was just right mixed with a bit of grievance.

Hidan: ⊙_⊙? ? ?

"...Isn't it?"

Hidan's question was as soft as a mosquito's hum, but it was still captured well by Kushina.

"Of course not~

My son Naruto suddenly wanted to see you, so I came here to find you.

You should come back to my house soon, Naruto is waiting for you there..."

Hidan: ⊙_⊙...

"Really...really?"

"Yeah~"

"Then I...will go find Naruto now?"

"Yes, the sooner the better."

"...Am I really leaving?"

"Let's go~"

Hidan: ε=呼ε=呼ε=呼ε=呼ε=( o｀ω′)ノ

Hidan ran away as if he had been pardoned.

But before he could run far, Kushina's soul-demanding Brahma sounded from behind him.

"Don't worry, wait until you finish talking to Naruto, I'll settle our business with you~"

Hidan staggered when she heard that, and her legs were weak and she almost knelt on the ground on the spot...

...

[Why is Hidan so scared... Is Kushina really that scary? ]

After Hidan left, Deidara secretly raised his eyes and looked at Kushina.

Unexpectedly, his little action was keenly noticed by Kushina, so...

"Xiao Di, what are you looking at (๑❛ᴗ❛๑)~"

Xiao Di: (°ー°〃)...

"No... I'm not looking at anything, I just think Auntie Kushina is so beautiful today..."

[Auntie? ! Are you saying I'm old in disguise...

Very good, it seems that Kurotsuchi's frying pan course needs to be practiced more...]

Kushina: (▼へ▼メ)! ! !

…

Although he had escaped from Kushina's sight, Feiduan did not dare to delay at all and rushed to Naruto without stopping.

Because Feiduan knew that if he did not do what Kushina said... his fate would be a hundred times more miserable.

Last time it was eight stages, so this time... eight hundred stages?

"Too scary, your mother is really scary..."

Feidan, who was out of breath, collapsed on his back beside Naruto, muttering to himself.

Naruto: (ー_ー)? ? ?

"No way, I feel my mother is quite gentle."

"That's good for you, right?!"

Feidan rolled his eyes at Naruto.

"You actually used the word gentle to describe a woman who treated my head like a flower for a month?!

... Uzumaki Naruto, you're going too far~"

Naruto: (||๐_๐)...

"Ah... that's right...

My mom sometimes has a bad temper~"

Naruto touched his head embarrassedly.

"But logically speaking... you should be much stronger than my mom, so there's no need to be so afraid of her, right?"

"Do you know what my main means of dealing with the enemy is?"

"I know, isn't it just that after getting the enemy's blood..."

Naruto couldn't continue.

"It seems you've thought about it, your mom... doesn't have blood..."

눈_눈...

Naruto always felt that Feidan was cursing.

"Uzumaki Naruto, you called me here... You didn't just want me to chat with you, did you?"

"Of course not, I prepared a gift for you and wanted to give it to you personally."

Naruto smiled mysteriously and took out from the system space...