Naruto: My Akatsuki organization is number one in the world

The famous Ninja King, the Second Pillar, once said:

"As long as I get excited, I will inevitably be beaten."

However, this Second Pillar is not the same Second Pillar.

The current Second Pillar cannot get excited for the time being, but he can enjoy a beating... every day.

At present, the only candidate who is expected to take over the title of "Ninja King" from the Second Pillar is Black Zetsu in Naruto's opinion.

Just when Black Zetsu ran to Naruto and expressed his willingness to change his past, and voluntarily let Naruto and Kushina plant a series of safeguards in his body...

To be honest, Naruto originally planned to train Black Zetsu to be a real Otsutsuki Agarwood.

Just imagine, at that time, the solemn Black Zetsu holding the Axe of Creation, split the moon with the axe under the gaze of the vast ninja world, and hugged tightly with his old mother Kaguya Otsutsuki whom he missed every day...

How shocking that scene would be~

Helplessly, Naruto has limited resources at the moment, and cannot let Black Zetsu directly evolve into the Moon-Splitting Filial Son for the time being;

Now he can only use the existing resources to strengthen Black Zetsu bit by bit.

But this strengthening went wrong.

I don’t know whether the resources Naruto gave to Black Zetsu were too evil, or it just happened to activate some hidden attributes of Black Zetsu...

In short, the path taken by Black Zetsu, who received Naruto’s funding, became more and more biased, and even the original old sinister character gradually became... arrogant to the point of being out of control.

I still remember that the first time Black Zetsu got sick was the day after Naruto gave him a certain inheritance drawn from the system...

Early that morning, a group of people from the Akatsuki organization were gathering together for breakfast.

Black Zetsu walked in with a swagger. After scanning the people present, Black Zetsu looked at Uchiha Sasuke with his nose up, and spat out two words to Uchiha Sasuke with great disdain:

"Rubbish~"

Uchiha Sasuke: (ー ー゛)...(ー`´ー)... (ꐦ°᷄д°᷅)!

"Black Zetsu, what did you just say about me, bastard?!"

Uchiha Sasuke slammed the table and stood up, ready to rush up to Black Zetsu if he disagreed with him.

No matter whether he could succeed or not, Uchiha Sasuke just wanted to smash Black Zetsu's head!

"Oh~ Don't get me wrong, I'm not talking about you..."

Black Zetsu waved his hand, signaling Uchiha Sasuke to calm down.

Then Black Zetsu's eyes swept over everyone present again, and said calmly.

"I mean everyone here... is trash!"

Everyone present: (▼へ▼メ)!!!

Arrogant, too arrogant!

Today's Black Zetsu is really a bit too much.

Regardless of the angry expressions on the faces of everyone present, Black Zetsu took a horse stance and crossed his fists at his chest.

"Karate master Black Zetsu, please teach me~"

I have to mention here that in addition to Naruto, Nibashi, Gaara and other children, there were also Sasori, Kakuzu, Whitebeard, Kushina, Uchiha Fugaku...

As the saying goes, you ask for a hammer and you get a hammer. Black Zetsu's miserable condition that day is simply indescribable...

To put it bluntly, after everyone vented their anger,

Black Zetsu, who had long lost his human form, was shoveled up from the ground little by little by two White Zetsu with a shovel,

and finally put into a bucket and carried away.

After recovering from his injury, Black Zetsu decisively gave up the karate of Senior Brother Duan Shuiliu, and begged Naruto for another inheritance.

A few days later...

"Hehehe~ Don't get me wrong, I just want to kill you two... or be killed by you two."

Black Zetsu sneaked into Nagato and Konan's room and sat on a chair right in front of them in an extremely arrogant posture.

I have to say that Black Zetsu's cross-legged posture is very professional, at least five points of the skill of Huoyun Evil God himself.

Konan: (｡◕ˇ﹏ˇ◕｡ )...

Nagato: (▼皿▼#)!!!

[Damn, you broke into my room early in the morning to scare my wife? !

Fortunately, my wife and I got up early, otherwise you, a black humanoid creature, would have taken advantage of us? !

This is really intolerable. Uncle can tolerate it, but aunt can't... Aunt can tolerate it, but I can't tolerate it!

Die, bastard! ! ! ]

"Kunlun Sect Toad..."

"Tianyin of the Ten Thousand Elements!!!"

Nagato directly controlled Black Zetsu, smashed his head to the ground, and controlled Pain's five paths to kill quickly, and gave Black Zetsu a real circle kick.

Before he could even make a move, Black Zetsu died...

Kunlun Sect Toad Kung Fu, eliminated.

Black Zetsu: (*꒦ິ⌓꒦ີ)... Next!

...

"I am the greatest in the world! You asked for this road to the underworld, look at me..."

The swordplaying Black Zetsu was hit by a frying pan by KushinaIn the wall, more than a dozen White Zetsu attacked him together but couldn't get him down.

…

"Hahahaha~ My fate is in my own hands... Shaolin Iron Head Kung Fu!"

Black Zetsu's iron head was smashed by Scorpion.

Well, Scorpion didn't even wear the Red Scorpion armor...

…

"I want to fight ten! Wing Chun... Black Zetsu~"

Da da da da da da da da da~

… Facts have proved that Black Zetsu can't fight ten.

Facing Xiaodi holding a six-barreled Vulcan cannon, Black Zetsu couldn't even hold out for three seconds...

...

"You ask me what Black Zetsu is?

Now I'll tell you...

I, Black Zetsu, will solve the cases that Akatsuki can't solve...

Also, listen carefully~

I will kill those Akatsuki dare not kill,

I will take care of things that Akatsuki dare not take care of...

In a word, I will take care of what Akatsuki can take care of, and I will take care of what Akatsuki can't take care of even more.

Act first and report later, Naruto's permission!

This is... poof~"

Kakuzu couldn't stand the chattering Black Zetsu, and stretched out a few tentacles to slap him away.

Watching Black Zetsu turn into a black meteor that streaked across the sky and flew away, Kakuzu turned back to his room expressionlessly.

If he had the time to listen to Black Zetsu's nonsense, he could have printed dozens of fake silver bills for the new version, right? !

…

“I am the true prince, those who obey me will live and those who disobey me will die. If you obey me today… excuse me, goodbye!”

When Black Zetsu saw who he was pretending to be, it was too late to run away.

Whitebeard’s father danced the Kusugawa Kiriwa with great vigor, allowing him to enjoy the same treatment as Shimura Danzo.

Black Zetsu: (*꒦ິ⌓꒦ີ)…

…

“As of today, Black Zetsu, you have taken away twenty-one different resources from me, and also suffered twenty-one beatings from the members of the Akatsuki organization, an average of once every three days…

This is such a sad story… haha~

Sorry, I really can’t help it~ wahahahaha!!!”

Naruto looked at Black Zetsu, whose swelling had not yet completely subsided, and couldn’t help laughing.

He laughed so hard that tears came out.

Black Zetsu: (*꒦ິ⌓꒦ີ)...

[Hmph, a few beatings are just a test of my will... Would I, Black Zetsu, be afraid? !

Wait for my mother, I will definitely master earth-shattering skills and split the moon to save you! ]

Black Zetsu swore in his heart, then raised his head and looked at Naruto with burning eyes.

"Come on, next one... I, Black Zetsu, can't wait to practice!"