Naruto: My Akatsuki organization is number one in the world

In a hidden forest outside the Hidden Rain Village.

Tsuchi and Kakashi, who have not appeared for a long time, are fighting a unique battle with hundreds of White Zetsu in order to familiarize themselves with their new powers.

"Hollow, start Hollow!

Kakashi, why don't you use the Kamui Hollow to go around!

Why did you play with my awesome Mangekyō like shit in your hands?!"

Kakashi, who was struggling to resist the attacks of White Zetsu from all directions, was kicked away and hit the thick tree behind him.

His embarrassed appearance immediately attracted Tsuchi's ridicule.

Facing Tsuchi's ridicule, Kakashi fought back without any fear.

"How dare you say that...

If you hadn't always insisted on the bullshit principle of never taking back what you've given away, would I have replaced your eyes?!

My family's handed-down Hatake sword technique is still in your hands...

Fuck! Obito, where are you going to chop with your sword?!"

Tsuchi-kun fired a wave-splitting sword straight at Kakashi's crotch, and Kakashi was so scared that he quickly dodged.

After successfully dodging, Kakashi realized that a layer of fine cold sweat had already appeared on his back.

"What do you care about me! I'm blind now, don't you know?!"

"Obito, haven't you opened your mind?!

Can't you look carefully at the battlefield situation and not almost hurt me, your teammate, every time?!"

"... You actually want a blind man to distinguish between you and White Zetsu...

Kakashi, I think you are deliberately picking a fight... Do you want to fight, bastard?!!"

The invisible killing intention wave around Tsuchi suddenly increased by another three points, causing Kakashi, who was wrapped in it, to shudder.

Kakashi: 눈_눈...

[Damn, since you can't tell the difference...

Then how did you know that I was beaten by White Zetsu?

And how did you manage to chop me every time you swung your sword?

You are the one who really wants to fight, right? Obito...】

"...Obito you..."

"Stop talking nonsense, idiot Kakashi, let's duel!"

The howling Tsuchiko rushed to Kakashi in two steps, and chopped directly at Kakashi's head with the big knife in his hand.

"Obito, you still say you can't see?!

I... Kamui!"

Kakashi escaped.

I have to say that Kamui is really useful. Most people can't really crack this trick, including its former owner Tsuchiko.

But there are countermeasures for every policy, and Tsuchiko directly set up the Acala Formation on the spot.

You Kakashi can't hide in the Kamui space for the rest of your life, right? !

As long as Kakashi dares to show his head, Tsuchiko will dare to control him with the Acala Formation, and then let Kakashi experience what it means to-

The magic of love is spinning in circles~

Our Tsuchiko's main trick is to wait for the opportunity to come!

…

"Sure enough...they started again."

"Not bad, today's training time is half an hour longer than yesterday."

"...Call it a day, go back to the underground and lie down."

"By the way, brothers...do you know what it feels like to have a bowel movement?"

White Zetsu: (ー ー゛)...("▔□▔)?!!

"Fuck, when did you come, Fei? !"

"I've been here...it's not important, let's discuss the issue of bowel movement first..."

"...next time, next time, definitely next time."

The White Zetsu saw that Tsuchiko and Kakashi were fighting each other again, and they all consciously went underground and left.

Only Tsuchiko, with six shining balls of light on his head, stood there silently, waiting for the battle.

…

After an unknown amount of time, a very subtle fluctuation suddenly appeared in the space in the center of the Acala formation opened by Tsuchiko.

"Here it comes! "

Tsuchi-kun's mouth curled up slightly, and the six light balls above his head were ready to go.

Sure enough, in the next breath, Kakashi's figure gradually appeared in the center of the Acala formation.

"Oh..."

"Hahahaha~ Die... Idiot Kakashi!"

Kakashi had just uttered a byte when Tsuchi-kun burst into a standard Uchiha laugh, and in an instant, he pushed the Acala formation to the extreme.

The strong control characteristics of the Acala formation made Kakashi fixed in mid-air and unable to move, and he could only passively accept the baptism of the six light balls in the formation.

But when the first light ball just touched Kakashi's body, Kakashi in the center of the Acala formation turned into a puff of smoke and exploded in an instant.

The already activated Acala formation was naturally lifted after losing its locked target.

"Ah? !"Tsuchi: (((o(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)o)))? ! !

[Shadow clone, fell into the trap...]

Tsuchi suddenly had a bad premonition...

Sure enough, the next moment Tsuchi's bad premonition came true.

Kakashi suddenly jumped out of the Kamui space, passed through Tsuchi at lightning speed, and successfully came behind Tsuchi.

Then Kakashi made a tiger seal with his hands, sank his legs slightly, and lunged towards a certain unspeakable part of Tsuchi.

"Eat my thousand-year killing!!!"

Tsuchi: ◝₍ᴑ̑ДO͝₎◞! ! !

"Ah~~~!"

Kakashi: ꉂ(ˊᗜˋ*)~ What a satisfying blow~

"Idiot Kakashi, I worked so hard to connect your right arm... Is it for you to use such a despicable move as the Thousand Years of Death on me?!

Hiss~ It hurts...

Kakashi, you bastard!"

Holding his head against the ground with his skin swallows, Tsuchiko complained about Kakashi's brutality against him.

"Tsk~ You used this move on me first, in front of Lin's grave."

Kakashi glanced at Tsuchiko with disdain.

"And don't forget that you cut off my right arm, Obito~"

...

"Obito, listen to my advice... Let's stop making trouble tomorrow and practice well, okay?"

"I won't... Unless you return Lin to me!"

Tsuchiko felt that the thing he regretted most now was that he forgot to take out Lin's body before giving the Mangekyō to Kakashi.

Now, when he thought about his goddess falling into the hands of the bad guy (Kakashi), Tsuchiko wanted to slap himself twice.

"... Sorry, Obito, this is the only condition I can't agree to."

Kakashi thought for a moment and shook his head decisively to refuse.

"Why?! Give me a reason for your refusal!"

"... Mainly because I'm afraid you'll do something weird with Lin's body."

Kakashi recalled a day when he was young, he witnessed Tsuchiko with a perverted smile on his face, pouting and kissing Lin in the photo of Minato and the three of them...

Kakashi couldn't help but feel a chill.

Tsuchi: (°ー°〃)...

"Asshole Kakashi, I'm going to fight you today!"

With his best friend by his side, Tsuchi is gradually turning back into the kind-hearted, helpful and silly Uchiha Obito✧(◍˃̶ᗜ˂̶◍)✩~