National Games Escape: A Perspective On The Opening, Taking Reba To Eat Chicken

I fainted from the pain when I saw that I was short and tight.

Sister Zhou pretended to be scared:

"Quick! Call someone!"

"Take this fat man out..."

Not long after, several medical staff came and took Ao Daqing away on a stretcher.

See the annoying flies gone.

Sister Zhou couldn't be happier.

So much so that he put his hands under his legs, and a pair of Jiojio chopping the ground happily.

Usually girls like to pose like this when they are happy.

So, Sister Zhou is happy.

"Brothers, let us focus on the world of battle royale!"

"Look what Lin Shen is doing!"

Sister Zhou said something and then looked at the big screen.

"God Lin is shitting!" Sister Zhou screamed!

Then her pretty face turned red!

Yes, that’s right, in the world of battle royale.

Lin Tian was squatting in the operating room, sticking his big ass out and taking a shit.

As for netizens in China, they also started to cheer up:

"Yo? Shit, so fun (dog head)"

"Lin Shen shits live and has 100 million viewers (dog head)"

"With 100 million viewers watching an outdoor anchor poop, is this a loss of moral integrity or is it just a case of idleness?"

"Upstairs, the UC shock department needs you!"

"Hey...Lin Shen seems to be a little constipated, his face is flushed (black face)"

"Brother upstairs, you are observing very carefully."

"I'm curious, what does God Lin use to wipe his butt after he poops? (Dog Head)"

"Upstairs, why are your concerns so different?"

"Will God Lin not wipe his butt? (Dog Head)"

Seeing netizens making fun of Lin Tian, ​​Sister Zhou tried to smooth things over by saying:

"Ahem! Look at you, what a fuss you are making!"

"People have three urgent needs. What's wrong with pooping?"

"Director! Mosaic!"

"Protect Lin Shen's privacy!"

Hearing this, the director said helplessly:

"Sister Zhou, the main live broadcast picture is in the National Games live broadcast room, and our pictures are broadcast back from the National Games live broadcast room."

"Even with the mosaic, netizens can see Lin Shen shitting from other places."

Hearing this, Sister Zhou scratched her head:

"Ah? Is that so?"

"Then there will be no mosaic!"

“Free for everyone to see!”

"Just think of it as a welfare!"

One hundred million Chinese netizens:...

At this moment, in the world of Jedi Battle Royale.

Lin Tian finished using the toilet.

He pulled off a few grass leaves and wiped his butt.

Obviously, netizens’ speculation that Lin Tian doesn’t wipe his butt is nonsense.

Lin Tian is particular about people.

Looking at the sunset with only half of it left, Lin Tian frowned and said:

"It's getting dark soon, so we have to find a place to stay quickly."

"According to Rule 24, there are zombies in this world."

“Having to find a home.”

Lin Tian opened the map.

Found out after some research.

There should be an area of ​​small houses 1 kilometer directly ahead.

There are three or four houses in total.

"That's it."

Lin Tian felt confident and strode forward.

However, what Lin Tian didn't know was.

There was an old man who had been following him furtively.

This person is Song Taiyu, another player from Bangzi Country!

Song Taiyu originally wanted to go to P City, but when he saw so many people in the sky, he was scared and ran away.

He and Lee Jae Hee were in this area, playing separate fields.

As a result, I spent a long time hunting in the wild and found nothing.

All naked.

Later, Song Taiyu witnessed Li Zaixi being killed by Lin Tian.

He was so angry.

So he chose to follow Lin Tian sneakily.

While picking up trash, he looked for opportunities to see if he could outsmart Lin Tian and avenge his teammates and the country of Nanbangzi.

He was like a hyena, quietly following behind the lion.

However, what left Song Taiyu speechless was:

This Lin Tian belongs to Pixiu!

The one who rides on the horse can only get in but not get out!

After Lin Tian left, Song Taiyu ran to Li Zaixi's box and licked it.

In the end, there was nothing but an M16 without bullets!

wrong!

There is only one bowl of instant noodles with soup left.

In order to maintain his physical strength, Song Tae-woo gave full play to the fine traditions of the garbage man!

Lin Tian picked up the remaining large bowl of noodles and drank the soup in one gulp.

Then, he continued to follow Lin Tian quietly.

I just followed and followed until I reached the three-house area.

After watching Lin Tian climb through the window and enter a red two-story building.

He also quietly came to the tool room next to him.

Open the door of the tool room and see if you can find bullets or a gun.

With a click, the door opened.

The sound of opening the door was loud in this secluded place.

Lin Tian is located next to the red two-story building.

When your ears moved, you heard it.

"Why is there a sound of opening the door outside?" Lin Tian looked at the source of the sound.

Immediately, his gaze penetrated the floor beneath his feet.

Penetrate the tool room wall.

Direct access to the tool room.

really!

In the tool room, squatting was a wretched guy.

"Heh... Is it the sixth person who rides on a horse again?"

Lin Tian could basically tell from the sneaky appearance of the other party.

This guy has been following you for a long time.

Obviously a trailing old man!

After concentrating his eyes, Lin Tian saw that the other party was holding an M16 in his hand.

Since the other party has a gun.

Then use the method of killing Li Zexi with thunder, and repeat the same pattern again!

This is more stable.

Without saying a word, Lin Tian jumped out of the window!

After landing, he rushed directly towards the tool room next to him!

At this moment, Song Taeyu, who was hiding in the toilet, was so frightened by the footsteps outside that he peeed out! ! !

He had witnessed Li Zexi's death with his own eyes!

Lin Tian's killing methods are very abnormal!

He didn't want to be blocked in the tool room by Lin Tian and blown up to death!

"Don't kill me! Don't kill me!!!" Song Taiyu yelled in Chinese.

Hearing this, Lin Tian was stunned!

Did he speak Chinese?

And it’s standard Mandarin!

Could it be...

Thinking of this, Lin Tian opened the door and asked:

"Which country are you from?"

Hearing this, Song Taiyu rolled his eyes!

I immediately thought of a way!

Why don't we pretend to be Chinese players? ?

There's something going on!

"I am a Chinese player!"

After Song Taiyu said something, in order to be more realistic, he asked again:

"Which country are you from?"

Hearing this, Lin Tian felt happy! !

The urgency of finding his teammates made Lin Tian relax his vigilance.

Coupled with the other person's skin color, his appearance is almost the same as mine.

Lin Tian completely let down his guard.

"I am also a Chinese player."

"don’t worry."

"I'm your teammate."

With that said, Lin Tian stretched out his hand to express peace toward Song Taiyu.

"Huh...scared me to death..."

"Fortunately, the secret was not revealed."

Song Taiyu was relieved.

On the other hand, the situation in the live broadcast room where Sister Zhou was commentating on the National Games was blowing up at this moment!

Whether it is Sister Zhou, the bureau chief, or Chinese netizens, it is very clear that this Song Taeyu is not a Chinese player at all!

"You are paralyzed! Why is this person so shameless!"

"Why are you pretending!"

“So despicable!!!”

Sister Zhou kept slapping the table angrily.

So much so that the fragile tabletop dented at a speed visible to the naked eye.

On the other hand, the 100 million Chinese netizens in the live broadcast room couldn't help it anymore!

"I have never seen such a shameless person before!"

"Shall I draft it! Can Song Taeyu have a little face?"

"Okay, this is great! (Black face)"

"Lin Shen, don't believe Song Taiyu's lies! He is not your teammate! Just shoot him!"

At the same time, a large number of private accounts flooded into Sister Zhou's live commentary room.

"Hahaha... Lin Tian has fallen into the trap! Your country of China is finished!"

"No way, no way? Chinese netizens, why are you so unprotected? Since ancient times, China has been a big country, and a big country should have the mind of a big country. Song Taiyu just wants to follow Lin Tian. It's just food, why are you reacting so hard? You should be more generous."

"I can already predict the wonderful scene where Song Taiyu takes advantage of Lin Tian's sleep and shoots Lin Tian!"

"Song Taiyu is a player full of wisdom! Only he is qualified to win the chicken!"

"Lin Tian is finished! Shredded coconut! Our Nanbangzi country can finally take revenge! I hope that your Hua country will be punished ten times worse than us! It is best for Akun to disappear!"

At this moment, looking at these strange barrages, Sister Zhou yelled:

"Technician! It's time to get to work!"

Hearing this, the technician tilted his keyboard and immediately started tapping the keyboard.

Block all these shady private accounts!

Immediately afterwards, Sister Zhou comforted the camera and said:

"Don't be afraid, everyone!"

"Lin Tianji people have their own destiny!"

"He can definitely sense the danger and kill Sima Bangzi!"

"As the director said, Lin Tian has a strong battlefield intuition!"

"He can smell the murderous aura on Song Taeyu's body!"

"Yeah! That must be the case!"

On the other hand, looking at the situation, he looked very solemn.

Because the current situation is more complicated than killing Li Zexi in the toilet!

There is no guarantee about the position of the bureau, Lin Tian has the ability to see into people's hearts.

At this moment, 100 million netizens are on tenterhooks and worried about Lin Tian.

"God Lin, never believe Song Taiyu!"

"Made! I'm so angry! Why is this Lin Tian so stupid? What do others say? Is there a little guy who can speak Chinese, which means he is a Chinese player?"

"Upstairs, you really can stand and talk without pain in your back! Song Taiyu's Mandarin is very standard! Most people can't tell the difference at all! And Song Taiyu's appearance is very close to Chinese! It's normal for Lin Tian to be deceived. Cut?"

"I just checked the information and found that Song Taiyu's grandmother was a Chinese woman. And Song Taiyu was brought up by his grandmother. So under the influence of his grandmother, he received a good Chinese culture education since he was a child. And this When this guy was young, he had the experience of studying in China!"

"No wonder Lin Tian was mistaken, no one else could tell the difference!"

"It means that at heart, this guy is an overseas Chinese with the nationality of a country!"

"Ah! We overseas Chinese don't approve of this kind of rubbish."

At this moment, in the battle royale world.

Lin Tian and Song Taiyu searched all three houses.

Lin Tian obtained 60 rounds of 5.56 bullets.

A bottle of mineral water.

A ten-pound steak.

A zipo lighter.

On the other hand, Song Taiyu has a dark face. Even if Lin Tian gave him the tool room and another big house, he only found a large bowl of instant noodles.

Maybe... God has punishment for people who think bad things.

His consciousness was telling him to get on his way as soon as possible after finishing this big bowl of noodles.

"That...Mr. Lin."

"Can you give me some bullets?"

"My gun has no bullets."

Song Taiyu pointed to the M16 in his hand and said something.