National Games Escape: A Perspective On The Opening, Taking Reba To Eat Chicken

At this moment, in the battle royale world.

Lin Tian placed the treasure box on the wooden table.

He took out a bottle of mineral water he found and washed his hands and face.

This increases luck value.

Let Ou Huang possess him.

Then, recite silently:

"Tathagata, Buddha, Guanyin, Bodhisattva, Jade Emperor, Supreme Master, Qin Shi Huang, Second Master Guan, bless me and give me a powerful reward!"

Such a scene is hilarious.

Chinese netizens couldn’t help laughing.

"I've seen people praying, but I've never seen this kind of thing where all the gods are brought along."

"My darling, along with all the gods you can bring along, has Lin Tian brought along?"

"Gods and Buddhas of the gods: This kid is quite good at playing."

At this moment, Lin Tian closed his eyes.

Then he pressed the switch on the treasure chest.

There was a click.

The treasure chest box is open!

There was a burst of golden light inside! ! !

In the expectant eyes of tens of millions of netizens!

The reward appears!

【Ding! Lin Tian, ​​a player from China, opened the murder treasure chest and received a national constitution +10 reward! 】

boom! ! !

When the National Games Organization notification sound appeared in the blue star sky!

The whole country of China is boiling! ! !

In the live broadcast room where Sister Zhou was commentating on the national games, the barrage was swishing!

"Lin Shen, awesome!!!"

"American guys, are you convinced?! You are +2, we are +10!"

"The rewards are five times different, focusing on a strong contrast (dog head)"

"The American guy has fainted in the toilet from crying."

"Like a devil descending from the sky, he is really the Tai Sui God on earth! This Lin Tian is not simple!"

"What is Ou Huang? Look, this riding horse is called Ou Huang!"

"Lin Tian: Look hard, study hard, the way of luck is in it (dog head)"

"Don't say anything, just open a bottle of wine to celebrate."

"Set off firecrackers to celebrate!"

"Fuck you, let's celebrate!"

"Hello, friends from China, is there still a chance to become a Chinese citizen now?"

"Gringo upstairs, you're thinking shit."

Chinese netizens are cheering for joy at this moment!

Just like Chinese New Year!

In many places, gongs and drums were beaten and firecrackers were set off!

Neighbors and residents rushed to tell each other and share this unparalleled joy!

As the saying goes, some people are happy and some are sad.

It’s like celebrating the New Year here in China.

On the American side, it seems to have passed the test.

The passion and enthusiasm they had aroused because of the +2 bonus to their physical constitution were instantly extinguished by Lin Tian's basin of cold water!

"Shet! Why! They are all murder chests, why are the rewards different?"

"This is not fair!!!"

"Fake! Why are the rewards offered by Chinese players five times stronger than ours?"

"What the hell! Is Lin Tian so lucky?!"

"It's over now! The physique of all Chinese citizens is +10, which is approximately equal to superhuman per capita!"

"Fuck! If you see a Chinese guy in the future, you have to take a detour!"

at the same time!

In the sky, the voice of the National Games Organization came again!

【Ding! Lin Tian, ​​a Chinese player, had 4 kills, far ahead of other players, so the National Games organization decided to change the ‘National Physique +10’ reward! 】

Hearing this, the Chinese people were stunned!

"Change? What the hell is this?"

"Damn it! Is it going to get worse?"

"No! It's fine to maintain the status quo!"

"Holy crap! Could it be that the National Games Organization wants to weaken our rewards in order to maintain balance?"

On the other hand, Americans, after hearing this mechanical tone in the sky.

They all gloated about the misfortune!

"Ugh...shredded coconut! Hua's rewards are going to be weakened!"

"I'm just telling you, they're all treasure chests, so why are the Chinese ones more awesome?"

"So, the National Games organization is fair and does not favor any party."

"Hahaha... Hua Guoguo is so happy for nothing!"

"Shredded coconut! Seeing that Hua's rewards are going to be weakened, I feel much more relaxed."

【Ding! The patriots of China received a 15-point physical improvement! 】

[Ordinary people in China will receive a 5-point physical improvement! 】

[Traitor of China, known to the public, shepherd dog, 5 points of physical constitution will be deducted! 】

boom! ! !

When the mechanical tone of the National Games organizer falls!

Americans are confused! !

"Ugh... Shete! This step on the horse is not weakening, but this step on the horse is strengthening!"

"Damn it! The National Games organizer's butt turns out to be crooked!"

"Fake! I want to ask, why?! Why should the organizers of the National Games want to strengthen China's rewards?"

"This is unfair! This is naked favoritism! Among the 25 rules of the National Games Battle Royale, there is no such thing as extra rewards!"

On the other hand, netizens in China are once again excited at this moment!

"I fucked DJ! Dick!!!"

"This is not a weakening, this is a strengthening!!!"

"I'll go! What a dick! The patriots get 15 points directly!"

"I am a true patriot! I feel like I am full of strength now!"

"I'm a little red fan too, I definitely gained 15 points!"

“Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo,, I, I'm just an ordinary person. My patriotism is not that strong. It seems that I only got 5 points. I have to be more patriotic in the future!”

"People upstairs, it's not too late to start being patriotic!"

"Hahaha... I estimate that those public intellectuals, shepherd dogs, and traitors hiding in China have passed out crying in the toilet by now (dog head)"

"In my opinion, he not only fainted from crying in the toilet, he might have died in the toilet (dog head)"

"Who says it's not the case? If you come up and bang, 5 points of constitution will be deducted at once. If you don't die, your life is already in danger (dog head)"

"Crack all of a sudden? I can't hold it any longer... Hahaha..."

At the same time, on Douyin.

The citizens have started a discussion about the reality of rewards!

"Family members, my grandfather is a veteran of the Anti-Japanese War. He was already critically ill. Now he just gets out of bed and drives the tractor! Crank the tractor with one hand, and it's a lot of work!"

"Upstairs, your grandfather is definitely a patriot!"

"My grandma, who was paralyzed on the bed, just sat up suddenly! Her eyes are no longer slanted, and her mouth is no longer crooked. She just went down to dance in the square!"

"My grandpa just sat up from the coffin! (Dog Head)"

"Holy shit! You're a bit scary upstairs!"

"I'm a sports student, and I just tested the 100-meter dash! Guess how much I ran?"

"Stop being so pretentious and tell me quickly!"

"I ran 4.55 seconds! I'm invincible!!!"

"What the heck! 4.55? You're not running, you're flying! You're 5 seconds faster than Bolt, what the heck!"

"It's like saying that Bolt just ran 40 meters and you've already reached the finish line?"

"Hush... I'm secretly telling you some big news! My next-door neighbor's family is all dead! The police have already come to take away the bodies! People around say that this family is all spies! They are dedicated to providing intelligence to Xiao Ben The kind!"

"Damn it! A good death!"

"I suddenly discovered that all the lively public intellectuals on the Internet have become silent!"

"What's the point? His constitution is deducted by 5 points. If he doesn't burp, he is already destined to die. He is probably lying in the hospital (dog head)"

"I am a nurse. The hospital is overcrowded now. I guess they are not patriots. I will use the largest needle to prick their (dog heads)."

"Ms. Nurse, 666!"

At this moment, Sister Zhou was in the live broadcast room explaining the national games.

"What a fool! Lin Tian was criticized!"

"Flow batch flow batch flow batch!!!"

Excited, Sister Zhou waved her pink fist and hammered the table.

Boom! ! !

A big hole was made in the metal table!

The pink little fist sank into the table!

Chinese netizen: Huh? So fierce?

"Damn it! When did my strength become so strong?" Sister Zhou's eyes widened.

When I think about the live broadcast, punching a big hole in the table, it is really ruining the character!

We are delicate and gentle women!

Not a tomboy

"Ouch! What kind of table is this? It's not strong at all."

“It’s really not that I am too strong, but that the quality of this table is not good.”

"My strength is very small."

Sister Zhou pretended to be coy.

On the other hand, the netizens in the live broadcast room laughed and said:

"Is this still the Sister Zhou I know (dog head)?"

"Is this Sister Zhou who can't even unscrew the bottle cap?"

"With this punch, the Tianling Gai will be blown away, right?"

"Who will dare to marry her after this? If you do, you will suffer the same consequences!"

"Sister Zhou: Hey, hey, hey, watch my black tiger take out the heart (dog head)"

As for the position, at this moment, he felt an inexplicable power within his body!

He felt that his body's functions suddenly became dozens of years younger!

The original pain in my back and eyesight disappeared in an instant!

At this moment, the director quietly put his hands on the table legs under the table.

Then he broke it hard.

Click!

The metal table legs were unexpectedly bent!

It is enough to show how strong the grip of the bureau seat is!

"Hiss...this..." The director couldn't believe it.

The director couldn't help but sigh:

"From now on, the combat quality of our Chinese soldiers will be improved to a higher level!"

"This is great news, especially for the Army!"

"With this +15 increase in physical fitness, we can achieve high-intensity combat all day long!"

"You can run on the battlefield at twice the speed of Bolt! Dodge bullets and cannonballs!"

"You can also carry hundreds of kilograms of supplies, climb over hills, and penetrate behind enemy lines!"

"By then, our Chinese army will become the best army in the world!"

After hearing the bureau’s analysis, netizens nodded in agreement:

"Yes, war is always about people."

"No matter how advanced the weapons and technology are, they can't compare to people with top-notch fighting qualities!"

"Wuhu! Congratulations to the Chinese Army for becoming the number one in the world!"

"Upstairs, our Chinese army has always been the best in the world!"

"Then congratulations to China's army, which will always be the number one in the world!"

Of course, the joys and sorrows between people are not the same.

The short, big and tight body at this moment is a bit fucked up.

When the sound of rewards from the National Games Organization appeared.

Being so short and so tight, it felt like my body had been drained of energy in an instant!

Especially the heart, at that moment, suddenly felt uncomfortable!

It's like being pinched by something!

He waited for a long time before he finally recovered...

When I think that others have gained 5 or 15 points of physical fitness, while I have been deducted 5 points of physical fitness, I feel unbalanced!

"Damn Lin Tian! I hope you die soon!"

Xiao Dajin cursed fiercely in his heart.

Even now, he has not come to his senses and instead blames everything on others.

As for Sister Zhou, when she saw that Xiao Daqian's face was pale, as if she had been given pig blood, she pretended to be concerned and said:

"Ouch...someone's body seems to be in bad shape?"

"No way, no way, someone should be punished by deducting 5 points from their constitution, right?"

"Short, big and tight, can you do it?"

"Should I call a doctor for you?"

"I'm afraid you'll die here."

Hearing Sister Zhou's ridicule, Xiao Da felt tight in his heart.

"It's okay, I'm fine." Xiao Daqiang supported him forcefully.

"That's not okay. I feel like something is wrong with you at first glance."

"Let me give you a massage."

"Don't worry, my massage techniques are very good."

After saying that, Sister Zhou stood up with a hidden smile and walked to the short and tight body.

And, he pinched his knuckles.

Clicking sound.

This frightened Gaoda Jin, and he waved his hands quickly:

"No, no, no! No, no, no, no!"

"I don't need a massage."

How could Sister Zhou let him go?

Such a good plan to avenge private revenge is fleeting!

"Come on, come on."

"My hands are very soft."

"Guaranteed to make you... happy!!!"

After saying that, Sister Zhou's two jade hands were like pliers, pinching her short and tight shoulders!

Then squeeze it hard!

"Ouch!!!"

"It hurts me to death!!!"

"belch..."

The short, tight pig squealed and fainted from the pain.