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At this moment, the picture on the screen turned and came to a house.

Jia Lin Qian'an was falling asleep at this moment, and the cell phone next to him vibrated several times in a row.

The game has also officially started.

Lin Qian'an found out that he had the authority to manipulate.

He manipulated the family to get up, picked up the phone and took a look.

Above are a few news items that pop up.

[Unheard of, someone was bitten by Mei Cai Kou Rou. 】

[Why did the **** plums become sour overnight? 】

[Shocked, the giant panda's bamboo shoots have disappeared, who is "taking the bamboo shoots"! 】

Lin Qian'an's expression changed again and again, he really didn't expect that the stems would appear like this.

Who is that mysterious man?

Why is he doing this?

Is the home in the game the self from the previous timeline?

So what's going on with this current timeline?

In doubt, Lin Qian'an searched the phone's address book.

Not to mention, he really found the communication number of [Mysterious Man].

A phone call passed, and a mysterious man's voice came from the opposite side.

[Mysterious man: Hey, have you read the news? Are you pleasantly surprised? I'm here exactly as you think. 】

Lin Qian'an found out that he could communicate by typing, so he quickly asked.

【Lin Qianan: Who are you? Can the world go back to how it was? 】

There was a suspicious voice from the mysterious man on the opposite side.

[Mysterious man: Huh? You don't know me anymore? How can you say such a thing? According to the script, shouldn't you say you were only joking? Wait, you rewrote the script? 】

[Lin Qian'an: I know you? What does script mean? 】

[Mysterious man: Well, I can't tell you these things right now. By the way, Lin Qian'an in front of the screen, I left you a pen. It's on your bedside. Use it well! 】

After speaking, the phone was hung up instantly.

At this moment, the feeling of breaking the fourth wall hit Lin Qianan's mind.

The mysterious person in the game actually discovered him for the first time, and even had a conversation with him?

Lin Qian'an exited the game, reopened it, and the game screen returned to the screen of lying on the bed at home.

The manipulator picked up the phone and ignored the strange news. Lin Qian'an directly found the phone number of the mysterious person and chose to dial it.

【The number you dialed is empty, please check and dial again.】

Lin Qianan was silent.

Obviously, the other party doesn't want to contact him, so this number is empty.

Being able to shape countless stalks and communicate with him across the screen, even if the game is restarted, he can't keep his figure. Obviously, this is another existence that surpasses the stalk game.

Lin Qian'an even felt that the meme game system might be closely related to him.

After staring at the picture on the screen for a while, Lin Qian'an began to study how to play the game.

Small maps, archive functions, panels, etc. are familiar, but there is no storage function.

Lin Qian'an clicked on the panel and saw an extremely simplified panel property.

Name: Lin Qianan

Occupation: home

Inspiration: 10

Equal order: 1st order (0/1000)

Written: none

Immediately, Lin Qianan found the pen by the bedside at home.

A writing brush that is exactly the same as the fake painting brush that Lin Qianan owns now.

But the name is not the same.

[Family's Pen (Jialin Qian'an's exclusive equipment, bound, unable to fall, damaged): use this pen, you will be able to turn all the stories you write into reality, each time you write, you need to consume inspiration points. 1 point of inspiration can write ten characters. [Note: As the protagonist, how can there be no gold finger? By the way, the inspiration value can be obtained by absorbing stalks, or it can be recovered slowly. I wish you a happy life. 】]

Seeing the brief introduction of this pen, Lin Qianan also suddenly realized. No wonder when he was typing before, he always had a feeling that he had written something similar before. Was it because of another him?

After saving a file, Lin Qian'an directly tried to write it.

He found a notebook, and the Manipulator began writing on it.

Although there was no ink, when the pen was written, a little golden light radiated from Jia's body, which finally gathered on the tip of the brush, and wrote a line of words on the notebook.

Ten inspiration points, a total of one hundred words can be written.

Lin Qian'an directly wrote that a person went out and picked up a magic ax that opened up the world.

After the words were written on the notebook, Lin Qian'an found that there was an option of [Manifest].

He clicked the mouse lightly, and the next moment, the words burst apart with a "bang", turning into little golden lights and dissipating.

[Hint: The story currently written exceeds the scope of the hierarchy and cannot be manifested. ]

Lin Qian'an looked at the grades on the panel, and the current family is the first grade, that is to say, the stories written cannot exceed the category of the first grade.

So what is the level of this first-order category?

After thinking for a while, Lin Qian'an read the file and tried again.

He lowered his requirements and directly described a martial arts secret book that could be cultivated to the level of alchemy.

Boom~!

The words turned into golden light and dissipated.

That innate?

Boom~!

The words still turned into golden light and dissipated.

Be top!

The golden light solidified, and when Lin Qian'an made his choice, the next moment, the text turned into a book of "Nine Suns Magic Art" in the void.

Lin Qianan picked it up and flipped through it.

[Hint: You have learned the "Nine Suns Divine Art". ]

Ever since, there was an extra skill of Nine Suns Divine Art on the panel.

Lin Qian'an realized in his heart that the upper limit of the first level is the peak of the day after tomorrow, and in conversion, it is the peak of the first level.

If we put it this way, according to the cultivation level of martial arts, there should be a second level corresponding to the innate, a third level corresponding to the alchemy, a fourth level corresponding to the inner scene, and a fifth level corresponding to the outer scene.

But how to raise the level?

Lin Qian'an was wondering when he saw a prompt appear.

[Hint: You have written a short story and gained experience value 1. ]

Immediately, dots of golden experience points appeared below the level.

Lin Qian'an knew it well, so was it upgraded by writing?

No wonder this game has called home.

Then the gameplay of this game should be to deal with the stalks, then get inspiration points, write, improve the level, and then gain more powerful abilities, and then deal with the stalks, and the cycle continues.

Lin Qian'an only consumed five points of inspiration to write this "Nine Suns Divine Art". The reason why he only consumed so much is because he didn't use punctuation marks or anything, and he still used classical Chinese, as concise as possible.

So in the future, he can continue to write a magic skill, or a weapon or something.

But these are not in a hurry, he plans to see how long it will take for the inspiration to recover if it recovers naturally.

Fast forward a wave directly, and the time comes to the next day.

Lin Qian'an opened the panel and took a look, and found that the home's inspiration value had recovered a little.

That is, ten words a day?

What can this write?

Write that he went out and picked up a big red pill?

It's really not impossible, but then Lin Qian'an discovered a problem, that is, the description of the item affects the effect of the item.

That is to say, if it is just a sentence, this elixir may not have any effect, maybe it is just a sugar pill called Da Huan Dan.

It has its own appearance, and it has no real effect of returning pills.

If he needs this Great Returning Pill to have the effect of enhancing the skill, he must describe in detail the increased skill of the internal skill practitioner after swallowing it, and it is even better to describe the performance after swallowing it.

Turning words into real things is not as simple as imagined.

It’s not that you can have it if you say it, it must conform to a certain logic, and there must be a corresponding method of use.

Lin Qian'an tried it again just now, and found that if Da Huan Dan was described as only enhancing the power of those who practiced inner strength, it would be useless against those who did not practice inner strength.

So all aspects must be considered.

For example, he wrote that this elixir is so powerful that ordinary people will explode and die after eating it, so the elixir will have an additional entry effect, so that ordinary people will explode and die immediately after eating it.

Almost like a bomb.

After thinking about it, Lin Qian'an manipulated his family out of the house, intending to see the current situation in the outside world.

After walking out, Lin Qian'an found that the place he was in was 404, Changsheng Community, which was the community where he used to live.

The landlord Xu Zhan saw him and greeted him.

Seeing this familiar scene, Lin Qianan was a little dazed.

Although it was in the game, it brought back his previous memories.

Shaking his head, Lin Qianan manipulated his family to leave the community and started wandering around.

The places he mainly went to were some nearby temples, Taoist temples, and Town God's Temple.

If stalks appear, then these places must be the first to reveal their abnormalities.

After some investigation, Lin Qian'an found that he was right.

Because the gods in these places seem to have come to fruition, the worship has begun to have some effect.

The saying that good is rewarded with good and evil is rewarded with evil seems to have become a reality.

Lin Qianan maneuvered his family to a roadside statue of an earth god, and a reminder appeared.

[Hint: [Myth Revival: Statue of Land], you can use the home pen to convert the stem energy attached to it into inspiration value. ]

Press the keyboard, and a writing brush appeared in the house's hand. Lin Qian'an manipulated the writing brush and tapped on the statue.

[Hint: Collect 3 points of inspiration. ]

Lin Qian'an is clear, and probably already understands how the game is played.

On the way back to the residence, some women in the community discussed the haunting.

[Ming Xinghui: I heard that the City Light Community was haunted last night. It was the man who jumped off the building before. Alas, you are so young, what kind of stocks are you speculating in! 】

[Song Yufang: Don't mention it, my nephew also let me buy a fund, and now I can see a piece of green in my dreams at night]

Lin Qian'an frowned, the game world changed rapidly, overnight, it seemed that all kinds of stalks had begun to be born gradually.

So, as the chief culprit in the birth of these stalks, what role should family play in it?

Lin Qian'an believes that he should take this responsibility and prevent the tragedy that was born because of the meme.

After reading the file several times and writing a few super short stories with a small amount of inspiration, Lin Qian'an also understood the key to leveling up.

It is true that writing can gain experience, but the more complicated the plot is, the higher the experience gained after writing is completed.

For example, if he writes less than a hundred words and the plot concept is very simple, then he won't get much experience, maybe just a little comforting experience.

On the contrary, if the plot of the story he conceived is rich enough, and the number of words exceeds a hundred words, the experience gained will be multiplied several times or even dozens of times, reaching more than dozens of points.

To sum up, if he wants to level up quickly, his best way is to accumulate enough inspiration points and write a long enough book in one go.

Later, when Lin Qian'an tried to let his family practice internal strength, he found that internal strength was not recognized by the rules of the game world and could not be cultivated.

And not just internal strength, including a series of extraordinary knowledge acquired from games, almost can't practice at all.

On the contrary, "Na Ling Jue" belongs to the category that can be cultivated. Lin Qian'an guessed that it might be the reason for the revival of spiritual energy.

But the family's talent is rubbish, seeing the progress of cultivation gave Lin Qian'an a headache.

After five days in the game, Lin Qianan's operator wandered around Shuangrong County, found some stalks, and obtained more than 300 inspiration points with his pen.

Add up enough to write more than 3,000 words.

With more than 3,000 words, Lin Qianan decided to make a golden finger for his family first.

The stalks are weird and unpredictable, and the family is still a mortal body. In the process of collecting inspiration points, if you accidentally encounter some awesome stalks, I am afraid that it will be G in an instant.

So Lin Qian'an planned to give Jia Xian a little bit of strength.

What can three thousand words do?

Lin Qianan said that there are too many things that can be done.

For example, it is possible to give the family a system, a super power that can grow, and a body with the true energy of the peak of the postnatal day, etc.

Of course, considering that the current level of the family is only at the first level, the power that Lin Qianan can bestow is only below the first level.

The manipulator came to the desk and took out the notebook, and immediately, the pen of the family appeared in his hand.

Lin Qianan typed on the keyboard, and he also wrote the name of the short story in his notebook.

"The Adventures of Lin Qianan".

Immediately, Lin Qian'an started writing in his notebook. He chose his words carefully and started the story with his family as the main character.

On a certain day, Jia came to a strange space and obtained several special powers in it.

The first is to cut the hair and wash the marrow, which strengthens the root bones, so that it can easily leap ten feet away, and a single arm can burst out with a force of more than 500 kilograms.

Then there is a pair of glasses that can observe the energy level, the highest energy level can be roughly observed around the third level, and the energy level of the home itself is just at the peak of the first level.

In this regard, it does not exceed the requirements for manifestation.

Lin Qian'an thought about it too, what he asked for was only a rough observation, and he didn't have to spy out the real energy level.

At this point, even an ordinary person with a better eye can probably compare one or two with a thermal imager.

There is also a boxing method, a stick method, and a dark iron rod weighing twenty catties.

These two are directly empowered into the mind, so I learned it directly. Lin Qian'an briefly described the scene of performing boxing and stick techniques to ensure that it will be more real after manifesting.

The last one is a Great Returning Pill that can increase one's power for sixty years.

After swallowing, it can directly increase the true energy for sixty years.

Sixty years is the maximum that a family can write. If it exceeds sixty years, it will surpass the first level and cannot be manifested.

After finishing writing, Lin Qian'an reviewed it again, and after feeling that there were no major mistakes, he clicked [Manifest].

The paper on which the words were written on the notebook suddenly shone with golden light, and then gradually solidified.

Suddenly, the picture on the screen changed.

The home appeared in a white space all around, and in this space, some things were suspended.

A pair of glasses, two cheat books, a dark iron rod, and a great redemption pill.

At the same time, an invisible force began to refine his body, making his physical body quickly reach a level comparable to the peak of acquired external skills.

Immediately, Lin Qianan took off his glasses and put them on in front of his eyes.

The picture on the screen has not changed, but there is an option to observe the energy level.

Then there are two secret books, a boxing manual called "Fu Moquan", and a stick method called "Knocking Mountain Stick Method".

When the manipulator touched the two cheat books, they turned into golden light and instilled them into the master's mind instantly.

At the same time, the names of these two skills appeared on the panel.

Finally, there is the Great Returning Pill, which is a plug-in used to enhance the true energy of the family.

The manipulator swallowed it, and in an instant, the manipulator gained sixty years of true energy.

Afterwards, under Lin Qian'an's control, the family picked up the twenty-pound black iron stick and began to perform the mountain-knocking stick technique.

After cutting the hair and washing the marrow, you already have the strength of a thousand catties with one arm. With sixty years of true qi cultivation, each stick has a force of thousands of catties. enemy.

Lin Qian'an smiled, although the manifested text cannot surpass the first-order, but the combination of multiple first-order peaks can obtain power beyond the first-order.

At this time, the space gradually dissipated, and Jia's figure returned to the rental house.

Except that there was an extra dark iron rod in his hand, nothing changed.

[Hint: You wrote a short story and gained 156 experience points. ]

For 3,000 words, one-tenth of it is filled in an instant and there are more experience points. That is to say, for such a short story, you should be able to reach the second level after writing six or seven articles.

At the second level, you can describe a stronger level of power and create a more powerful golden finger for you.

Once you have power, it's time to collect stalks for inspiration.

But one person's strength is always limited, so Lin Qian'an decided to let his family join the dragon group.

Lin Qian'an found Yang Ming's phone number in his Xuanlong phone, and then the manipulator made a direct call.

After answering the phone, a deep voice came from the opposite side.

【Yang Ming: Who are you? How did you know my phone number? 】

Seeing that the call got through, Lin Qian'an couldn't help laughing.

As long as the phone can get through, everything will be easy to handle.

As for Yang Ming's doubts, he had already prepared his speech.

[Lin Qian'an: Director Yang, I am a time traveler from the future, a member of the Dragon Group, and my name is Lin Qian'an. 】

The other end of the phone fell silent, and there was some movement, which seemed to be inquiring about the identity of the family.

After a while, Yang Ming spoke again.

[Yang Ming: Evidence. 】

[Lin Qian'an: Did you acquire the ability to become gigantic three days ago? In addition, the proposal to form a dragon group should have been passed, and you will be the director of the Qing'an City Branch, right! 】

As one of the first to acquire the ability to stalk, Yang Ming rarely made shots. Except for the internal members, not many people knew his ability.

[Yang Ming: Lin Qian'an, right? We will send someone to contact you immediately. During this time, please don't move around. 】

After speaking, the phone was hung up.

Not long after, a car from the government drove to the downstairs of the community, and then a phone call came to the house.

After they saw their home, they didn't say much, and drove off directly, taking their home to the National Security Bureau of Qing'an City.

Fast forward a bit, and the family has already arrived at the National Security Bureau of Qing'an City, and led by others, all the way to Yang Ming's office.

It's not the office that Lin Qian'an is familiar with. It seems that Yang Ming will change to a new office in the future.

In the office, Yang Ming stood up, stretched out his hand and looked at home.

[Yang Ming: Hello, I am Yang Ming. 】

[Lin Qian'an: Bureau Yang, we are already very familiar with it. 】

The manipulator shook hands with Yang Ming, and then the two began to talk formally.

In a few words, Yang Ming confirmed that Lin Qianan was indeed a traverser, because Lin Qianan knew too much, no matter what secrets he knew, even some things that had not been confirmed, some Even Yang Ming himself didn't know.

[Yang Ming: According to what you said, the current changes in the world are based on things? 】

[Lin Qian'an: Yes, so we must control the memes on the Internet as soon as possible. Recruit them in advance, they will be our good help in the future, and some disasters will need their help to solve in the future]

Yang Ming paid attention to his family's words, and then arranged for him to stay in the National Security Bureau, and reported the matter by the way.

Lin Qian'an expressed that he wanted to meet Long Yi, and this matter was also agreed.

Under the **** of several heavily armed security personnel, Jia successfully arrived in the capital, and met Long Yi, who was born not long ago.

At this time, there are not many members of the Dragon Group, and Long Yi's strength is not exaggerated, it is only a peak level one like a family.

Lin Qian'an was a little disappointed, such strength was not enough to support the collapse of the building.

After talking for a while, sharing the information of some key people, and talking about some key disasters that will come, Lin Qian'an made a request to ask the subsequent dragon group to collect enough stalks for him.

This matter has been agreed, but it is the early stage of the emergence of stalks, there are not many stalks in the world, and the dragon group is still being formed, so it may not be able to help everyone too much for the time being.

Lin Qianan didn't particularly care about this.

He is just laying out the layout, with the memory of foresight, he is the first to make the layout, and then he can minimize the cost of the emergence of stalks.

After doing this, Jia returned to Qing'an City, and was appointed in the following time as the deputy director of the Long Group Bureau of Qing'an City.

According to the original historical inertia, this location should have belonged to Pan You, but at this time in the game it has become home.

With this identity, things will become easier after home.

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