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In the game, in a slaughterhouse in Qing'an City.

Lin Qian'an's manipulator brought two new members of the dragon team and arrested a farmer who came to sell pigs in a tricycle.

On the tricycle were several fat pigs weighing more than two hundred catties.

All this doesn't seem outlandish.

But the problem lies in the bronze mirror in the farmer's arms.

It's a meme that can turn anyone who looks in a mirror into a pig.

After Lin Qianan took the mirror in his hand, he immediately saw the prompt.

[Hint: [Strange Folklore: Animal Mirror], you can use the home pen to convert its attached power into inspiration value. ]

After collecting inspiration points with Jia's pen, the two members who joined the dragon group sent inquiries to Jia.

[Zhou Tong: Forest Bureau, we have notified the police that this slaughterhouse for buying and selling black pigs will be sealed up later, but what about those pigs? 】

Hearing the sound, Lin Qian'an was a little silent.

The livestock mirror only has the ability to turn people into pigs, but there is no way to change them back.

There are too many strange items brought by the strange recovery, and the current situation is also very complicated. Qing'an City is secretly undercurrents. Even Lin Qian'an has a prophetic memory, and he feels a little powerless.

[Lin Qian'an: Notify the logistics department, we will not worry about these things for the time being. 】

In the end, Lin Qian'an could only give orders like this.

After dealing with this incident, Lin Qianan's operator returned to Qing'an City, and then got a new mission. Several people disappeared in a theme park near Shuangrong County. I hope he will investigate.

Hearing the sound, Lin Qian'an instantly thought of Xue Zhi's silly white fox.

At the beginning, he had only acquired the game not long ago. Although he had reached the innate realm, he didn't have much combat experience, and he barely won after pecking at each other for a long time.

But then Lin Qianan discovered a problem.

The timeline in the game is different from reality.

In reality, Xue Zhi was born a year after the stalk appeared, but in the game, did it appear earlier?

And that theme park, wasn't it built a few months later?

A little error in the parallel world?

If this is the case, wouldn't a lot of his experience be useless?

The manipulator set off with two dragon team members and headed for the investigation site.

Soon, Lin Qian'an saw the familiar Fox Fairy theme park.

The corners of his mouth curled up, he saved a file, and ordered the two members of the dragon team to wait outside, and soon the manipulator stepped into the torii with his black iron rod.

Taking a step forward, the figure of Jia has appeared in a forest path.

Lin Qian'an did not hesitate, and directly let the family walk towards the end of the path step by step.

Immediately, a fox fairy shrine appeared in front of him.

Inside the shrine, lay several people who had fallen into a deep sleep.

Above the shrine is a statue with the head of a fox, which is the statue of a fox fairy. Lin Qianan knew that if he looked at him, he would fall into a deep sleep, so he didn't let everyone see its eyes.

At this time, a voice suddenly came from the side.

【Xuezhi: Welcome to my shrine, sleep well! In sleep, all the troubles in the world will leave you. 】

Lin Qianan turned his head and saw a handsome young man in white with fox ears.

Immediately, Lin Qian'an activated the energy level observation glasses, and then saw the second-level primary energy level.

[Lin Qian'an: Long time no see, Xuezhi. 】

Xuezhi's expression became a little puzzled.

【Xuezhi: Oh? you know me? 】

[Lin Qian'an: Of course we know each other, we are old friends. 】

Xuezhi showed suspicion.

【Xuezhi: Are you trying to get close, or are you trying to confuse me? 】

[Lin Qian'an: None, I just want to persuade you to give up your meaningless plan. The perfect world in your sleep is false. Deep sleep can't solve the trouble, and there is no point in escaping. The trouble is still there. Life Although it is cruel, there is also a beautiful part worth cherishing. 】

[Xuezhi: Although it is shameful to escape, it is very useful, isn't it? 】

[Lin Qian'an: I agree with this sentence, but I hope you can respect the opinions of the sleeping people. They may not want to escape in this way. I believe that when they wake up, no matter how cruel the reality is, they will They will still face it bravely, because they all shoulder their own responsibilities. 】

[Xuezhi: Responsibility? Ridiculous, who gave them the responsibility? They could have avoided these responsibilities! 】

[Lin Qian'an: As a human being, one has responsibilities. Being a son, a husband, a father, a mother, and a friend. Assuming one's own responsibilities is the meaning of one's life and existence. 】

While talking, Lin Qian'an also manipulated the family to point the black iron rod in his hand towards Xuezhi, and walked into the courtyard.

Xuezhi showed disdain.

【Xuezhi: Do you think you can defeat me? 】

[Lin Qian'an: It's my responsibility to stop you! 】

As the sound fell, Jia's figure suddenly rushed out, both hands clenched the black iron rod, and struck Xue Zhi's head directly with a blow to the mountain shaking tiger.

Clang~!

Xue Zhi waved her hand, stretched out her sharp claws, and easily blocked the black iron bar to the side.

【Xuezhi: Hmph, sleep well here! 】

As the sound fell, Xue Zhi turned into a giant white fox and pounced towards her home.

Lin Qianan had a smile on his face.

At the beginning, he was almost no match for Xue Zhi with his innate strength, and although his current family is only at the acquired peak, under his control, he is still sure of victory.

Jia Fa Mao's powerful physique after washing his marrow was unleashing tremendous strength, he swung the black iron rod in his hand, leaped vertically, and quickly circled Xuezhi.

Faced with such a terrifying force, even Xuezhi had no choice but to retreat.

Whoosh~!

The stick came out like the wind, Xue Zhi couldn't find a chance to get close for a while.

Boom~!

Taking advantage of his unpreparedness, Lin Qian'an directly let Jia hit Xue Zhi's waist with a stick, causing her to fly upside down and hit a big tree not far away.

Kacha~!

Boom~!

The trunk of the tree broke, and Xue Zhi's figure rolled down. When she got up, her movements were a little out of shape, obviously she had suffered serious injuries.

[Lin Qian'an: Do you want to fight again? 】

Xue Zhi looked at home, red light appeared in her eyes.

【Xue Zhi: Go to sleep】

Boom~!

A stick fell, and several stone bricks on the ground were shattered, Xue Zhi was so frightened that she backed up a long distance.

[Lin Qian'an: Don't try to hypnotize me. For the sake of you having no bad intentions, we will arrange a new job for you in the future. Don't do this kind of thing that kidnaps others and tries to make them have a lifetime of dreams. 】

Xue Zhi's eyes were confused.

【Xue Zhi: New job? 】

Lin Qian'an smiled, now Xuezhi in the real world is cats in the theme park in Shuangrong County, and her usual job is to take children and take pictures with others.

This job is definitely more promising than the "Eye of the Moon Project" to create a perfect world.

After solving the disappearance case at the shrine, Lin Qianan manipulated his family back to his residence and began to write a new one.

After three months, I have accumulated more than 10,000 inspiration points, and now I can write a short story with more than 100,000 words.

During this period of time in the game, Lin Qian'an has been refraining from using these inspiration points to write, for this moment.

Although the family is only at the first level now, Lin Qian'an feels that if he finishes writing this article, he will definitely gain a lot of experience, and it may not be possible to upgrade to the third level directly.

The manipulator took out his notebook, and Lin Qianan began to think about what to write.

This book is best to help the family, and then the plot can't be written without thinking, otherwise you won't get much experience points after manifesting.

Only when the plot is rich enough and the logic is complete can more experience be gained.

After thinking for a while, Lin Qian'an finally chose to write a simple urban martial arts story.

The protagonist is still Jia himself.

It is roughly the story of him fighting against injustice, punishing **** and eliminating evil with all his martial arts.

In this process, the family can get some adventures and benefits, such as the thousand-year-old ginseng given by others to replenish the spirit, the jade pendant to purify the spirit, and so on.

In short, although the description cannot go beyond the first-order category, Lin Qianan also tried his best to make up for it from multiple directions.

In a short time, such a book has been written.

Lin Qianan chose to manifest.

Those papers filled with fonts were golden and solid, and the home also appeared in another urban world. Immediately, paragraphs of corresponding pictures quickly appeared.

By the end of the story, Jia also had an extremely terrifying cultivation of true energy and a stronger body, and even the black iron rod in his hand had been refined.

Although according to his martial arts cultivation base, he has not yet reached innate talent, but with his current energy level, it is not an exaggeration to say that he is at the second level.

Then, a prompt to gain experience will appear.

[Hint: You wrote a short story and gained 12452 experience points. ]

[Hint: Your level has been improved, and the current level is the second level. ]

[Hint: Your rank has been improved, and the current rank is Tier 3. ]

In an instant, the rank of the family reached the third rank.

Name: Lin Qianan

Occupation: home

Inspiration: 0

Equal order: third order (1608/100000)

Written: "Family Adventures", "Family Elimination of Evil"

The improvement of the level means that the upper limit of what can be written becomes higher, and the description of the energy level, including the plot, can be more exaggerated and can be displayed.

It gave Lin Qian'an more room to operate.

However, the inspiration points have been consumed after the book is written, and the next step is to collect new inspiration points.

In the game, half a year has passed again.

Under the control of Lin Qian'an, the family has collected more than 30,000 inspiration points, plus some stems sent by Long Yi's people, now the family has more than 50,000 inspiration points.

There are more and more members in the dragon group in Qing'an City, and the handling of abnormal events caused by stalks has become smoother. The public has a basic understanding of the appearance of stalks, and Xuanyang College has also begun to be established.

However, at this moment, a major event happened near Qing'an City.

A resident of Baihuapo, Xinxiang Township, dug out a mecha while farming, causing a large number of casualties. Most of the town was destroyed by it, and the members of the dragon team who went to stop it also suffered heavy casualties.

Regarding this matter, Lin Qian'an actually explained in advance.

However, the personnel sent to investigate at that time did not find the military base there, so they did not pay attention to it. They even thought that this stalk would not appear.

What people didn't expect was that it actually appeared at this time.

Lin Qianan's heart sank slightly.

The energy level of the Red Dragon Mecha has reached the third level. In the current Xuan Kingdom, apart from Long Yi, I am afraid that no one can say that it can absolutely subdue it.

And that thing seems to have a self-destruct system program, once it is activated, the entire new township will fly into the sky.

Lin Qian'an knew in his heart that he had to write a book that could counter it in order to subdue this Red Dragon Mecha.

Immediately, a three-headed and eight-armed King Kong appeared in Lin Qian'an's mind.

Lin Qian'an suddenly intends to copy the book "Tong Zun" in the game.

But this time the main character will be home.

All the abilities possessed by Tong Zun will also be gathered on Jia.

After reading the file back to before the appearance of the Red Dragon Mecha, Lin Qian'an notified the officials in advance to isolate Baihuapo, a new township, with an isolation belt.

Then he manipulated the writing he had started.

The title of this book is still called "Tong Zun".

But there is an extra link of traversal.

At the beginning of the book, Lin Qian'an described the story of his family carrying a system plug-in to travel to a martial arts world, and then being adopted by Dishan Temple.

Then it was all the way to grow up in the Tibetan Scripture Pavilion, and finally became a generation of martial arts myths, finally shattered the void, woke up in reality, and found that the real body also possessed all the power obtained in that martial arts world.

After finishing writing, Lin Qian'an reviewed it carefully again.

Because his inspiration is not worth much, this book only has 580,000 words, but the content has not been cut down very much, but the words have been simplified, and there are fewer plots that pretend to be slapping faces, and detailed descriptions to deal with it. It's just a small character story.

The background description of the world is still very perfect.

After feeling that there was no problem, Lin Qianan chose [Manifestation].

In the next moment, the paper on which the words were written on the notebook shone with golden light and gradually condensed into a solid body.

At the same time, Jia's figure also traveled to a world of martial arts.

In this world of martial arts, Jia quickly experienced all the plots, and then returned to reality.

At this time, the family already possessed all the abilities of Tong Zun.

Lin Qian'an clicked the mouse, and immediately entered the state of [Spiritual Enlightenment], and his learning ability soared to an extremely exaggerated level.

After practicing boxing casually, he reached a small success from the beginning, and then all the way to the perfect level, and started to innovate.

The effect of [Divine Enlightenment], no matter how many times she uses it, Lin Qian'an feels it is very powerful.

And the most important thing is that the "Shen Enlightenment" of this family in the game has no time limit under Lin Qian'an's deliberate writing.

This is much more powerful than the Advent Card he obtained back then. You must know that when he obtained the Child Venerable Advent Card, he could only use it for ten minutes at a time.

At this point, a prompt will appear.

[Hint: You wrote a short story and gained 30157 experience points. ]

The experience value required for leveling up is directly increased by about one-third.

According to this standard, with three more similar short stories, the family can reach the fourth level.

If the word count can be a little more, it will even be faster.

But this is all for the future, the most urgent task is to deal with the red dragon mecha.

The operator drove all the way to Xinxiang Town, and then went directly to Baihuapo.

After asking the officials and the Dragon Team to disperse the nearby people, Lin Qian'an directly manipulated the home to break through the surface, and then went all the way to the underground base.

Not long after, the family came to the place where the Red Dragon Mecha was stored underground.

With a bright flashlight, Lin Qian'an saw the Red Dragon Mecha in the distance, which was more than 40 meters tall.

Its whole body is red, and each shoulder has a muzzle for firing missiles.

At this moment, a mechanically synthesized sound suddenly sounded.

[Invasion confirmed! The Red Dragon Mech's autopilot program is activated, ready to clear the intruders! 】

The next moment, the reactor on the mech's chest lit up with blue light, and the muzzles on both shoulders stood up, aiming at home.

Whoosh~!

Two missiles flew out directly.

Lin Qian'an's face remained unchanged, he pressed the keyboard, and in the next moment, a golden bell suddenly appeared on the surface of Jia's body.

Hum~!

Rumble rumble~!

Countless smoke and dust filled the air, and a huge golden bell appeared on the body of the family, unscathed.

As Lin Qianan's fingers fell on the keyboard, Jia folded his hands together.

[Lin Qian'an: King Kong Subdues Demons! ! 】

Boom~!

A huge golden lotus bloomed.

At the same time, countless true powers gushed out from the family's body, constructing a three-headed and eight-armed Vajra Avatar.

The Subduing Demon Vajra is twenty feet tall, twenty meters taller than the Red Dragon Mecha, and its size is even bigger. Even the underground space can't accommodate it here.

Under Lin Qian'an's control, Vajra Dharma Xiang stepped forward and directly slapped Wei Tuo with a palm.

bang~!

Boom~!

The mecha backed up and hit the wall, making a loud noise.

Afterwards, it also punched Vajra Dharma Xiang, but under Lin Qianan's control, every move of this mecha would be easily broken by Dharma Xiang.

Even after the high-frequency vibration particle knife was extended from its arm, it was still violently beaten by the weapon condensed with true power by the Vajra Buddha.

Along with the battle, many energy output parts on the mecha were damaged, and soon it was impossible to continue fighting.

[Mech damage exceeds 70%, in order to prevent the key technology from being acquired by the enemy, the self-destruct system is about to be activated! 】

The moment the sound fell, the energy reactor on the chest of the Red Dragon Mecha glowed red, and the nearby metal parts began to dissolve.

Lin Qian'an wielded the sword in his hand by manipulating the vajra phase, quickly removed key parts such as his limbs and head, and finally raised his hand, pouring all his true power into the demon-suppressing bell, making it bigger and covering the red dragon mech core reactor.

Boom boom boom boom~!

The instant Yaozhen Bell covered the reactor of the Red Dragon Mecha, it exploded, and the terrifying burst of energy kept impacting Yaoling Zhen, but it was still unable to break through this layer of restraint.

After a long while, the scene gradually calmed down. Lin Qian'an took back the Zhenyao bell, and then went out to inform the logistics members of the dragon team to finish it.

While the members of the dragon team next to the helicopter were tidying up the wreckage of the Red Dragon mecha in an orderly manner, Lin Qian'an, who was sitting in front of the screen, suddenly felt a memory pop up in his mind.

[Let's go! 】

[Leave us alone! 】

【It's going to explode】

【I can hold on for a while, gigantic! ! 】

【Boom~! 】

With the rise of a huge mushroom cloud, Yang Ming's gigantic body disappeared. Lin Qian'an looked at the disappeared Xinxiang with teary eyes, with a dull expression.

Immediately, in front of Yang Ming's tombstone, he slapped his face vigorously.

[It's all my fault, it's all my fault, if I didn't say that, everything wouldn't be like this]

When Lin Qianan came back from that memory, her eyes couldn't help but feel a little wet.

The sense of substitution of that memory is so strong that he can also feel the self-blame and pain of that family.

He was sure that this was the memory of the original timeline.

Obviously, he didn't make good use of his golden fingers at that time, so that after the disaster struck, he didn't have enough strength to stop it all.

Yang Ming had already died when dealing with the incident in Xinxiang Township, and not only Yang Ming, but the whole town had died.

But what is going on with the game he is playing now?

Does that family want him to change all this?

Quietly looking at the picture on the screen, Lin Qian'an seemed to understand everything.

The games one after another seemed to be teaching him how to use this cheat.

If he guessed correctly, there will be some corresponding disasters after UU reads www.uukanshu.com.

And he, as long as he writes according to the games he plays and empowers his family, he will be able to survive these disasters smoothly.

After the incident of the Red Dragon Mecha was resolved, Xuanyang Academy was also established.

Lin Qian'an asked his family to serve as one of the teachers, and spread the knowledge of martial arts he had.

In this world, there is no practice method such as internal strength, but the master wrote the corresponding one. After possessing that power, the laws of the game world will recognize this power, so the master can also teach these martial arts to others. .

Looking back now, Lin Qian'an felt that this might be the reason why Su Jie, the reborn person, called him the pioneer of the extraordinary path!

Thinking of Su Jie, Lin Qian'an found that many things Su Jie said actually corresponded to what was in the game.

Therefore, the timeline where he was reborn should be the timeline in the game, not the timeline where Lin Qianan himself is.

Time passes quickly in the game.

Lin Qian'an manipulated the family to solve some minor matters.

For example, solve a guy who engages in pyramid schemes.

His ability is "understanding applause".

After saying this sentence, others will feel that what he said before makes sense and applaud for ten seconds.

There is also an ultimate soft rice man.

All he has to say to women is "Are you asking me to do something?"

Then that woman will give him all the money on her body.

And some ghosts, and spooky stuff.

There are many such kinds.

In this process, Jia has accumulated a lot of inspiration points.

It was also at this time that a zombie virus sweeping the world began to spread.

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