No Regrets In Flourishing Tang

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Luo Yin failed to enter the Jinshi for seven consecutive years, so in the eighth year, he wrote a book himself, called a ridiculous book, but this book contains a lot of ironic reality, ridicule and ridicule of contemporary officials and power Therefore, when Luo Yin wrote this book, the ruling class hated him very much. Even Luo Yin himself once said, ‘Although the book is better than a Hugh,’ that is to say, he wrote Although the criticism book has been affirmed by many people, his hopes for gaining credit are almost gone.

Afterwards, Luo Yin was still a little unwilling, so she took another few years of jinshi successively, a total of more than ten times. The final outcome needless to say, it must have failed. Luo Yin, who returned from the feathers, was more depressed. He himself admitted that the number of exams was ten 2 3 times, and the history book called “ten is not the first” is a joke by many people.

In the last year of the Tang Dynasty, Luo Yin, like many others, wanted to use the imperial examination to enter the career path and show his ambitions. But Luo Yin, despite her great reputation, failed to pass the exam six times, so she changed her name to Luo Yin. Luo Yin’s talents are indeed outstanding, even the prime ministers Zheng Fan and Li Wei admired him, but because of the irony in his test papers, people are also very arrogant, which makes him very important in the humble ancient society Isolated, the examiners disgusted him. Once when he applied for the exam, he was facing a drought. The emperor screamed for rain. Luo Yin wrote a letter to advise him that the flood and drought coexisted like Heaven and Earth and could not be eliminated immediately. He advised the emperor to pray with heart. Then the crops of 6 surnames will be grateful to Your Majesty no matter how hard they are. Finally, the first emperor and the ministers could not contribute to Your Majesty, let alone a few unknown people, he thought this method was undesirable. Luo Yin’s words were too straightforward, and some irony, and finally the emperor did not listen to him

For a person like Luo Yin, it is really too unsuitable to be an official. Even an upright person like Li An is often a man who sees the wind and rudders. When he sees a high status, he has to say more good things, and Luo Yin was so arrogant that he would not bow his head to anyone at all, and naturally he would offend many people.

Li An remembered that Luo Yin was known as Jiang Dong Caijun in history, and he was a very difficult to deal with person, and there were many stories about him, such as Luo Yin blocking rivers, eating pork, and tea shops, Acid death, Luo Yin reincarnated and so on.

In addition, there are many interesting stories, which are also very interesting, such as Tianjiang Flour and Snow, Luo Yinxiucai and so on.

For example, it is very interesting to plug the river in Luoyin. In the later years, Yulin has a river in the south and a river in the north. It is said that it used to be the same river. Why did it later divide into 2 rivers? The mention of these two rivers flowing north and south has a lot to do with Luo Yin.

Luo Yin came to Guangxi from Guangdong and saw a torrential river, like a ferocious Flood Dragon, flowing from the top of Darong Mountain to the South China Sea. The river bed is very high. When the river rises during heavy rains, it often floods the two banks of the countryside and destroys the village. In case of drought, the river is low and it is difficult to draw up the water to irrigate the crops. Therefore, the 2 people along the river lived in hardship and always hated this big river. Luo Yin understood the suffering of the 100 surnames and was determined to block the big river and change its flow direction so that the people on the 100nd bank could have a good life. Luo Yin asked the mountain god for a stone mountain, picked it up and hurried all night, walked and rested, and walked and rested. After walking 2 miles, after 49 8 8 bends, I finally came to the place where the big river was going to enter the sea. He tentatively drove the stone mountain into the river, feeling that the river was ferocious and it was difficult to change the direction of the flow. So he raised the mountain and walked back, trying to pick a suitable place and block it. As I walked, I suddenly heard the chicken cry of “Woo Woo”, Luo Yin hurriedly plugged the stone mountain into the river bay, the river was blocked, the overflowing one continued to flow south, the other It turned to Beiliu. Since then, the river has been divided into two rivers, the south and the north. The flooding has been reduced, and the lives of the 64 people living along the coast have improved from day to day.

Besides, Luo Yin heard the chicken cry and knew that the stone mountain could no longer be taken away. It was not appropriate to block it in the river bay, and he was very unhappy. Looking at the night sky, he pinched. Why didn’t the chicken crow when the time had come? Luo Yin felt strange, so he asked the uncle of the community in the nearby village to ask, “Who was the chicken crow just now?” Cry! “” What is that strange noise? “Luo Yin asked. The uncle of the community, “pu chi,” laughed aloud and said, “I learned the chickens.” Luo Yin was very angry and gave him two slaps. I was shouted: “You normally tyrannically abuse power. Bai wants a surname of 2 to sacrifice, but does not accumulate merit in the village. Instead, after being drunk and full of food, eccentric screams, almost bad. My major event. Listen! From now on, there is no place for you to eat and sleep in the village, and you live at the end of the village. Later, the uncle of the social community finally repented. He toured the village day and night, exorcising and rectifying the 100 surnames, and blessings. Villagers In memory of his accumulation of virtue, a social altar was built on the side of the village. During the festival, there were 100 alcoholic beverages, but he did not cover the temple for the uncle of the social altar.

The story of eating pork is also very interesting. It is said that a group of villagers were eating and drinking in the evening, and suddenly saw Luo Yin coming over. Some people were afraid of causing trouble and disaster, and all ran away. Luo Yin felt strange, and stepped forward to ask an uncle who had not left yet: “What did you talk about just now?” Uncle Gong said: “After years of poor harvest, everyone hasn’t eaten meat for a long time. We just chatted and wanted to eat Enough pork. “Luo Yin said with a smile:” What’s so difficult, you tell everyone to wait tomorrow. “After Uncle Grandpa left, Luo Yin went to the road and turned to shit: the grandfather of Peng Qiao County was beaten back home When I passed the turn, I saw someone daring to shit to block the road. I couldn’t help but get angry and immediately ordered the bureaucracy to seize the 4 heavy plates. Luo Yin argued: “I shit mind your own business, eat and go!” Yayue was so angry that he beat Luo Yin with a stick. Luo Yin squatted to the side, the bureaucracy rushed straight into the air, one stumbled and fell a “hungry dog ​​to grab shit”.

Luo Yin saw that the government service had chewed a lot of shit, said with a smile: “It’s really useless, I couldn’t finish eating it. Luo Yin was shit.” When the county prince heard that it was Luo Yin, he hurried down the sedan and went back to pay no, nodded. Say: “Luo Yin Lord, just now we have eyes but fail to recognize Mt Tai, please don’t be surprised, hope to be more forgiving!” Luo Yin raised his face and said, “Limit you to send 5 big fat pigs to the village tomorrow, otherwise … … “Before letting Luo Yin finish speaking, the county grandfather rushed to say:” Oh, I beg you not to say anything, trifling trifling, must do it. “When the county grandfather went back, I was afraid that Luo Yin would say bad things about him, On the 2nd day early in the morning, I sent 5 big fat pigs. In this way, the men, women and children in the village ate the pork beautifully.

The rest of the small stories are also very interesting, and all of them are very interesting stories. However, it is just a story. It is not a real thing at first glance. It is false and artificially compiled. The picture is Have fun and make people happy when they see and hear.

2 After reading the poem, the sunset has sunk and the sky has become darker. It’s time to go back, but Li An doesn’t want to go back, but wants to continue for a while.

In order to prevent danger, Guo Ziyi saw that it was dark and asked an escort to mobilize the 300 cavalry soldiers who had just trained outside the city and let them come to guard immediately.

Just before the sun went down, the old city of Shi Ben was somewhat majestic under the setting sun, and after the sun had completely disappeared, the environment here seemed a bit murderous. If you are here alone, you will certainly feel a little scared Even if a group of people stay here, they can obviously feel the solemn killing aura here, making people’s spirit involuntarily tense up.

“Gu gu gu …”

After nightfall, a group of crows flew over. There are a small number of big trees here. Some of them have been withered for most of the time. Only a few branches can spit out a trace of tender buds, and the dead branches Whenever a strong wind is encountered, it may be blown off, and even the weight of a few crows can’t be supported.

“Ka-cha …… gu gu gu ……”

A dead tree branch broke because it couldn’t bear the weight of several crows, and with the dead tree broken, the few crows crouched on it flew up in surprise, and after circling 3 turns around the tree, fell again not far away On another branch.

These crows have a lot of courage. Even if the 300 elite cavalry under Guo Ziyi ran fast as lightning, they didn’t panic. They still stayed quietly on the branches. Only a few timid crows flew further away. On the tree.

The courage of the crow is definitely not born, but the ordinary old 100 surname is a taboo for crows. Simply no one will go to eat crows or even want to go to places where there are more crows. I think this is very ominous. When they come, the crow will feel that humans are not a threat. No one will hurt the crow. So, when they see people coming, why should they run away? It ’s better to stay and watch the excitement and see what these riders are doing.

300 After the cavalry arrived, the atmosphere of Shi Ben ’s old city became less severe, because there were a lot of vocals and horses, and it was full of lively atmosphere. It can naturally weaken the solemn killing aura here, and the broken old city. So there will be a solemn killing aura, the root cause is because there is no more popularity here, because there is no human activity, and there are broken and broken walls everywhere, which caused the solemn killing aura here, and once there is When a large number of humans enter this area, it will gradually become popular, and the atmosphere of the killing will gradually decrease. If someone is operating here for a long time, it will become a popular metropolis again.

Soon after the sun sets, the sky is completely dimmed, and the moon and stars begin to appear in the sky, making the night sky not so monotonous, especially the bright moon, so that the night is not too dark, and there is no mood.

“Minister Li, it’s already dark, it’s better to go back earlier! The dinner is probably ready.”

Guo Ziyi persuaded.

“Dinner, let’s forget it! I won’t go, just push it for me.”

Li An does n’t want to see too many officials. In Xiazhou City, the fewer people you see, the better, so that you can hide yourself. If everyone knows what they look like, it ’s not easy to handle If you just go out and be recognized by someone, how do you subdue private visits, how to listen to people chat in the teahouse, and how to secretly investigate the horse thief ’s eyeliner, so it ’s still rare for local officials to treat themselves as if they did n’t come As long as Li An doesn’t see these officials, these guys are no different, and no one can force Li An to meet.

“Okay! Minister Li doesn’t want to go, then doesn’t go, anyway, these entertainments are not interesting, don’t go, don’t go!”

Guo Ziyi said.

Li An nodded looked at the night and said, “It’s okay to go back at this moment. It’s better to stay a little longer! Let me tell you a few stories, how?”

“Okay! The story published by Minister Li in Great Tang News is the most interesting. The soldiers love to watch it, so let us talk about it!”

Guo Ziyi said excitedly.

Li An shook his head and said: “Those are novels, and a 3 days and 3 nights can’t be finished. Let me tell you a few stories! This will be too late.”

“Okay, then Little Story, gentlemen, come and listen to Story myself!”

Guo Ziyi spoke shouted.

Among the large group of soldiers, half of them came, and half were on the spot.

Li An looked at the audience with a more than a hundred meters, and suddenly got a spirit, looked towards everyone, and said, “You, the first Story I want to take is about flour and falling snow, these two distinct things They are all white. Story is like this. A long time ago, I taught that a scholar named Luo Yin went to Beijing to participate in the Imperial Examination. He fell out of the list, and after losing, Luo Yin’s mood was of course very bad. The worst case was that the coils he was wearing were about to run out, so he had to sell on Chang’an street market.

One day, he didn’t even have the money to buy ink sticks, so he walked around. At noon, my stomach was so hungry that I went into the shop to have a meal, but when I went to several shops, the boss of the shop seemed to owe him more or less and said: “Imperial Court Salu , I have eaten up, but not out, the young lazy bones, go out! “Luo Yin walked out of the 4th snack bar, and headed up to shout to the heavens,” My God, what did my previous life do? Come on, God, you can order some flour for me to eat. “Tone barely fell, but heard the north wind roaring, the gray sky, suddenly the white flour was floating down the sky, it was fine and white flour, For a time, people on Chang’an Street took the dustpan and brooms and walked out of the house to snatch the flour given by God. Those Boss guarded their bodies and commanded their respective servants, “Hurry up! Hurry up!” In less than ten minutes, the people who robbed the flourish began to rush, and suddenly, a piece of the street appeared Chaos and chaos.

At this juncture, a team of officers and soldiers riding on a white horse arrived, waving their whips in their hands, and slammed towards the messy crowd. The head of the group shouted to everyone: “All people listen, the flour falling from the sky is the royal food, you must all give it to us. Otherwise, execute without any mercy.” Seeing this, Luo Yin regretted that he opened the golden mouth, It will soon be a disaster. So, he shouted again to the sky: “God, I would rather be hungry, and let the flour fall off soon.” True God is so strange, Luo Yin’s words, the flour falling from the sky immediately turned into melting snow. It turned out that God made Luo Yin’s “good rest”, and it became “good snow.”