No Regrets In Flourishing Tang

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Li An finished the Story of Flour and Snowfall in one breath, and more than 100 soldiers were fascinated by the sound. Even Guo Ziyi and Li Hanlu were caught in the situation. This Story is nothing strange, but it is pure nonsense, but the snowfall Turning into flour, this is very fascinating, because almost everyone will have such a wish, hoping that the heavy snow can become edible flour, so that the old 100 people will never finish eating Anyone who listens to such a story will be very disgusted.

“Haha! Minister Li speaks well! However, my old Guo can also edit one, and that … there was a general who used to fight on the front line of the northern Serbia. The food of Armed Forces was succeeded by the enemy sneak attack, and all the fire was given. Burned, watching the soldiers hungry, the general was very anxious, so he yelled ‘God, you will turn the sand in the desert into Little Huang rice! Save the soldiers!’ For a time, the ten thousand li yellow in front of me Sha Quan became Little Huang Mi, haha! Haha …… “

Guo Ziyi talked about half of it, and he will not continue to go down. Perhaps, his Story has ended here. There is no content below.

The soldiers were all excited when they listened, although they all knew it was fake, but if it was true, it would be too tempting. Think about how much snow in winter can become white noodles, and so much sand in the desert can become Little Huang Mi, this is too attractive for ordinary soldiers.

“I will also talk about Story. There used to be a hunter. In his 30s, he had not yet married his wife. One day, he went hunting on the mountain water and found a fox biting a 5-color pheasant. The hunter killed the fox. , And saved the pheasant. As a result, on the 2nd day, the pheasant turned into a beautiful woman and gave it to the hunter. From then on … “

“I can also tell a story. There used to be a poor farmer. His land was on the mountain. The soil in the ground was only 3 inches. The ground was all hard stones. No matter what crops were planted, the harvest was very bad, so, The farmer shouted in the sky and turned the stones in the ground into gold, and the stones under the soil turned into gold, hahaha … “

“And me, I can tell a Story …”

The soldiers are not shy, they actually followed the story, one can edit it, and the content of the edit is nothing more than what they think that’s all, gold, beauty these all are ordinary person most desire to get, these Soldiers are no exception, and they probably want these things most.

“Haha! The soldiers are also very good! It’s not difficult to talk about Story. In fact, it’s not difficult. As long as you have an idea, just edit it. You can edit it as you want, as long as you make the listener happy.”

Li An said.

The most important thing about Story is the brain hole, that is to say, the Story that ordinary people can’t imagine, so that other talents are more willing to listen to it, think you are speaking well, it is interesting, if the brain hole is too small, The Story that is spoken is boring, then probably no one wants to listen.

Old Guo said: “Minister Li, if you want to tell a few more stories, let us listen more.”

Li An nodded and said: “Okay, then I will talk about a few more stories, or about Luo Yin’s Story. This story is called Luo Yin’s drama talent. You are very good! Rumor is said to be very talented in his youth. He can export poems, but because his family is poor, he often has to go out to do short-term work. One day in Qingming, he helped Dongjia to farm, and there was a drizzle in the sky. A jug of wine and a plate.

At this moment, the Dong family came with three talents, so the Dong family greeted them to have dinner together. The talented people looked at the unremarkable former farming guy, and deliberately everyone talking at once asked Luo Yin a difficult topic. In the face of this scene, you may wish to make a poem and express your mood before you can start You can eat what you want, but you can only stare if you ca n鈥檛 do it. Yes. Luo Yin was only 3 high, how could he be afraid of them, secretly funny, but intentionally embarrassed to say that this might not be easy. “

Story comes here, Li An pauses for a moment, and it seems that everyone is very interested, and each and everyone has stretched their necks to listen.

So he went on: “The three shows proudly laughed unbridled and said that this is the rule before I wait for the meal. Anyway, there is something first, you can do it, you can eat it, you can’t do it, and you will salivate. So, one of them immediately Before the sleeves whispered, the rain was clear in the Qingming Festival. The talent went to the countryside to find poetry, eat a rice cake and drink a glass of wine.

Luo Yin listened, and nodded shook his head again, saying that nobles have great ambitions, but it is a pity to be sparse. Before Luo Yin finished speaking, the second impatient chanted again. The rain fell in the Qingming season. Xiucai went to the village to worship the ancestral tomb. He hung his head and howled hard. The rice wine rice cake relieved his boredom.

Luo Yin said with a smile: “It turned out to be a fake filial son. At this time, the third showman could not hold back any longer, so he waved his hands and said in a loud voice, the rain was floating in the Qingming season, and the showman went to the countryside to visit Jiao Jiao. After a full meal and a full circle, find a beautiful golden house.

Luo Yin sneered with a smile, disrespectful, disrespectful, turned out to be a disciple. “The talents ignored Luo Yin’s ridicule and urged him to write poems. Luo Yin waved and said, Don’t worry, my poetry is growing, you must listen patiently, don’t interrupt in the middle, Otherwise, I can’t do it anymore.

The talents thought that Luo Yin could not do it, pretending to pretend, they said all together, without interruption, without interruption, although you do, Luo Yin lightly coughed, calmly chanting, the rain ticks in the Qingming season, the farming old is hungry Sha. Drink a glass of old wine to moisturize the throat, eat a rice cake to fill the belly, Luo Yin lifted his neck to drink the wine, chewed rice cake to continue to read, 2 and 3 are not full, plus 4, 5, 6, 7 , 8 … He ate while he was eating. He did n鈥檛 wait for the show to react, so he ate a plate of rice cakes. Afterwards, he belched and continued the last 2 sentences. Take the white, said to go away for a long time, and the remaining three showmen sat there staring. “

“Hahahaha …”

“Luo Yin is really playing tricks, really interesting! Haha!”

“Luo Yin is really talented, and if it were me, I wouldn’t be able to make such a long poem.”

“Come on! Do you recognize the word? Do you still write poetry? You can’t say a word.”

“hahaha!”

The soldiers seemed to be very relaxed, without any sense of restraint. It seems that old Guo Ping got along well with the soldiers, probably never put on official posts, which caused the soldiers to be very relaxed in front of the chief. open.

“Minister Li said two stories, both related to Luo Yin, but who is this Luo Yin? Is it compiled by Minister Li, or is there someone in history? It should be compiled! If so Personally, I shouldn’t be unclear! “

Guo Ziyi asked suspiciously, although he is a military general, he is also a military general who often reads. He still knows the history of ancient and modern China and foreign countries. He has never heard of a historical celebrity named Luo Yin, so , He thinks this is Li An blindly made up.

Li An laughed, said: “If you want to say who this Luo Yin is, you will probably have to talk about a story. After the ending of this story, you probably know who Luo Yin is.”

Selling the gate is really effective, tone barely fell, the soldiers have all come together, to listen to Li An to talk about the next Story, and, the expression is very eager, it seems that if you do n鈥檛 listen to this Story, it wo n鈥檛 stop.

Since the soldiers all have to listen, Li An can’t refuse, so he told this Story again

Li An said, “Luo Yin’s Sage mouth, what he said was so effective, was finally understood by the Jade Emperor. When the Jade Emperor thought that there were such strange people in the world, how did he get it? Kill Luo Yin.

One day, Luo Yin passed by a village, and suddenly there was strong wind and heavy rain. He pointed to the sky and pointed to the wind and the rain. Luo was hiding in the Wayao. Luo Yin said as he walked into a broken tile kiln nearby, the wind wasn’t blowing, and the rain wasn’t falling. But then there was thunder and thunder, and the light flashed, Luo Yin said casually, fortunately, Wayao was my hiding place. He described Tibet as a burial, tone barely fell, thunderclap trembling, thunder and lightning knocked Luo Yin shortly before, it was heavy wind and heavy rain, the broken tile kiln collapsed, Luo Yin was buried in the kiln.

Besides, there is a Yuanwai in the village. There is a person Treasured Young Lady in the Yuanwai family. This Young Lady was born clever and clever, and she has outstanding appearance. Although she is 8 years old, she has not yet married her. Yuanwai regards this only child as pearl in the palm and loves it. One day, Yuanwai found that Young Lady’s face was thin, and she was in a trance. Please come to Langzhong to see her. Langzhong quietly said to Yuanwai after her pulse, your Young Lady is happy! Yuanwai panicked and hurriedly consulted with Wife. Wife scolded the daughter for misbehaving, Young Lady cried out loudly, and Wife asked the young girl again. The young girl said that the Young Lady has always behaved upright, she has never appeared, and she has never done anything unseemly. Lady said what she remembered, without omission and in detail. “

Speaking of which, Li An paused again.

And Lao Guo was puzzled, opened the mouth and said: “This is obviously 2 stories! How can it sound like it’s headless?”

“Luo Yin was struck to death by lightning, which has nothing to do with his life experience.”

“Yes! The story behind has nothing to do with Luo Yin.”

“This Young Lady must have stolen people, otherwise how could she be pregnant.”

“It will not be Luo Yin who died, secretly meeting this Treasured Young Lady!”

Everyone asked doubtfully.

Li An said with a smile: “What are you in a hurry, my Story hasn’t finished yet? It turned out that one day, 2 months ago, when the Young Lady was sleepy reading and wanted to relax, she went to the back garden with her maid. Young Lady saw that the citrus trees in the garden were full of twigs, and a scent made her drool, and she could n鈥檛 stop it. The maid picked a ripe and large one and picked it for Young Lady. After citrus, the Young Lady is unconsciously pregnant and often sleeps with a scholar in the bed.

Wife heard it and felt the strange thing was in the citrus tree. She asked Yuanwai to send someone to pick up the tree. The root of the citrus tree was very long, and it was dug into a brick kiln outside the wall. A body was found. The dead body has not decayed, like a person who drank asleep after drinking, red light across the whole face. Yuanwai asked people to dig up the body, set it in a coffin, and re-buried it in the back garden.

A few months later, Young Lady gave birth to a boy who was petite and lively. Yuanwai and Wife met and loved it. They were raised by their young grandchildren. Later, Yuanwai heard that the body of Powai Kiln was Luo Yin, and Young Lady After eating citrus and getting pregnant, she named Xiaoluo Ganluo. “

“Gan Luo? Qin Country Shangqing Gan Luo?”

Guo Ziyi was familiar with the history books. When he heard Gan Luo, he immediately thought of Gan Luo, a young politician in Qin Country, a heavyweight in the Great Qin Empire that was given to Shang Qing by Qin Shihuang.

There are not many young talents at home and abroad, ancient and modern, and 12 years old like Gan Luo can send Zhao Guo and use small strategies to win over more than 10 cities of Zhao Guo. This is not what ordinary people can do, absolutely Young genius.

According to the historical records, Gan Luo’s grandfather is Qin Country’s prime minister Gan Mao, and the descendants of this Gan Mao, only the grandson Gan Luo is recorded, not at all the records about Gan Mao’s son, which is Gan Luo father’s It is recorded that in this way, the story that Li An talks about is more story-like, and it is easy for people to think of this Yuanwai as Gan Mao.

But Lao Guo thought about it and thought it was not right, because Li An 鈥檚 story mentioned earlier was already very clear. Luo Yin 鈥檚 imperial examinations were unsuccessful for many years, and he also teased a few talents, but in the Great Qin Empire At that time, simply did not have the imperial examination system, nor did it have the name of Xiucai. These all are only available in the Sui and Tang Dynasties. Therefore, there are naturally big problems in this. Therefore, Luo Yin is unlikely to be a person of the Great Qin Empire.

In the era of Sui and Tang dynasties, old Guo Zuo Siyou thought that he had never heard of such a powerful character. So, it can basically be concluded that this Story was written by Li An at random, and the authenticity of the content is not very high. But there may be a trace of authenticity in it.

Li An laughed, said: “This is Gan Luo in my Story, not the Gan Luo in Great Qin, hahaha!”

It’s just a small story. Ganluo here really has little to do with Ganluo in the Great Qin Empire. Moreover, Luo Yin in this story is from the late Tang Dynasty. Isn’t he born yet?

I casually talked about a few stories, and the time has passed for a while. It is time to have dinner. Guo Ziyi reminded Li An to go back.

“Are there any wine dishes? The environment here is quite good, why not have dinner here!”

Li An does not want to return to Xiazhou City. Although the business is not too developed here due to population reasons, the city gate is closed at night, but there is Lao Guo, and it is not difficult to enter the city whenever you want.

Guo Ziyi said: “The soldiers only have dry food and water and wine, and there will be good wine dishes. However, within 5 miles of this, there is a small hotel under the Willow Tree. There should be a lot of wine dishes. I It shouldn’t take long for the soldiers to buy some. “