Old Vampire and a Holy Girl

"No, that Virgin is absolutely crazy."

There's something about a small animal on the table.

It's an odd little animal. Red. Red anyway. From the top of my head, through my long neck, to the tip of my tail where my hairless torso, forefoot, hind leg, and wings are punctured. Anyway, it's red.

Plus, I have a doll on my body.

The doll was also strange.

I'm squatting.

Correctly, he was pulling his butt out backwards in a position that looked like he was trying to squat.

Men are puzzled because such a creature suddenly appeared at the table in front of them.

And then I snapped.

"... what are you guys doing?

"It is a training to enhance oneness"

"It looks like a fairy is about to squirt on your body."

"Looks like you're trying, not, trying to"

"I can't wait to see why that has developed..."

"It's more about the Virgin than that."

"No, I'm more concerned about you guys..."

"It's about the Virgin."

The dragon wasn't even going to get sloppy.

I have no choice, so the man decides to sit deep on the back of the couch and listen.

"What's wrong with the Virgin?

"I was hiding from you and the Virgin."

"Why hide?"

"I can't show you where the fairies are moving anyway."

"No, it's better to show them more and more."

"What if the fairy is confiscated? I'm in training to be the cutest unit in the world with a fairy."

"I'm sorry, I'd like you to confirm, what kind of creature were you, uh?

"It is a dragon. The meaning of the dragon is' cute 'and' sweet '"

"In me, the meaning of 'dragon' is becoming 'better off' and 'weird'..."

"That's a disagreement."

"You feel a trench that never fills..."

Let's get back to it.

"Well, you are. I guess there's a part of us that doesn't slip away from each other...... so?

"That Virgin, don't you understand?

The dragon puts a sickle on it.

On top of that, the fairy talked and fell off her knees - probably the limit of her muscle strength.

Anyway.

"What is' I know what I'm doing '?

"After finding out that we are vampires and dragons, I'm telling you that I can't help but treat you as an 'old toad' or a 'super cute puppy'."

"What good does she get from doing that? That's right... isn't that a common 'don't admit anything but what you think is real' narrow field of view for today's young people?

"Well, does Hikikomori speak of 'the youth of today'?"

"... isn't that a common narrow field of view for young people five hundred years ago?

"Data is out of date"

"Young people will always be more or less the same!

"What will you do if you fall into a narrow field of view? Young people today are amazing."

"Around which"

"You're supposed to show off my mould, the guy who gives it to me is amazing. There were no such foods five hundred years ago. Every day, mankind is making progress."

"Isn't that just advancing food processing technology!

"A human being will be the one who gives him away. Doesn't that mean humans are making progress if he's making progress?"

It was a terrible narrow field of view.

There is nowhere in the room where we can talk about things in a broad perspective.

"... well anyway, right? I think you think too much. [M] By and large, that kind of conspiracy theory is not good. Not everyone in the world will be acting with some intent or ambition. Sometimes they act 'somehow', more often than not."

"I know."

For some reason the fairy reacted.

It's a little doyour-face, very annoying.

When a man is silent without knowing what to do...

The dragon yawned.

"Wow."

"I don't know about that crap."

"No, I just thought you were a vampire."

"As far as I'm concerned, I'd rather raise your issue..."

"Then I'll sort it out so you can understand."

"Hmm."

"I said, 'The Virgin is strange'"

"Oh."

"I don't want to hear the objection that 'it's not weird,' and I don't care if it's not true"

…………

"Expand the topic to my liking. What if my baldness is stressful"

"There won't be any hairs from the start, you!

"What if my heart is bald?

"What a barren conversation...!

"Finally, I want to be entertained. Just give me something funny about the Virgin, too. Fairies are good. I agree with you without a word or two after a little long talk. Hey, fairy."

"I know."

I definitely don't know anything.

Men felt the situation was unfavourable - at some point the fairies were in the Dragon faction and men were becoming unfavourable over numbers.

"Knock... family! My family! Say something to this dragon!

"You idiot! Call your family. What is it? He won't talk! There's no power for those who can't argue! This is the power of popular 'democracy' these days!

"What is that frightening concept...! Where did the kingdom disappear?

"Bloodliness is dead! Huhahahahahaha! I'm gonna make this castle a democracy too!

"All the time......! I won't let you...!

Men sweat and grip their fists.

My family looked like they were having fun by their side and sighed.