Old Vampire and a Holy Girl

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I feel gaze.

The man who slept in bed opened his eyes.

I thought my family was peeking at me again.

"... a fairy. What is it?

It was the fairy who was glancing at the sleeping man from above.

If I listened carefully, there would be a faint sound of a fairy winging - that I would know the evil that a species called the fairy had done so far, as I felt reflexively uncomfortable just listening.

Well - they've evolved.

Indeed, the fairy of men's knowledge, without wisdom, did not solve the language, was a worm-like being.

It's been a long time since I've looked cute, but I've got limbs, I've got half the wisdom, and yet I've got an identity of 'flirtatious lovers'. Well, they were worse than bugs.

Right now, fairies have only a little wisdom.

The fairies have also adapted to the times.

I mean - "vampires," "dragons," "fairies."

A fantasy species that now only retains its name in the gaga. Of those three species whose survival could be confirmed, apparently only vampires were unwilling to adapt to the times.

As a man - as a vampire, I feel like I want to cry, I just have to laugh, that's how I feel.

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"Hey, what is it? If I get bummed in front of you too much, I'm going to pay for it reflexively..."

"The fairy hears the voice of the muscles."

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The fairy did indeed have wisdom, and became able to unravel the words, and could no longer be called as a worm.

But there are many moments when men have difficulty judging whether or not they can call it evolution.

"Uh, I'll advise you one more time... muscles don't talk"

"But if you were talking to a vampire muscle, the fairy could hear you."

"My muscles talk..."

I was scared.

Or...

"Why my muscles? If you want to hear the voice of your muscles, you've spoken freely with your muscles and somewhere I haven't seen them."

"Ah, ah, ah"

"What's wrong with you?"

"I'm squatting because I'm losing track of your vampire words."

"... no"

"Give power to your head!

The fairy started squatting over the sleeping man's chest.

I didn't even have time to stop it.

"Once...... hmm! Yes, I'm smarter! I want you to say it again."

"No..."

"Quick! While the fairy's smart!

It was like an ex-ningen saying that was about to vampire.

"Todome while I'm a human! 'targeted.

"... why were you listening to my muscles? Shouldn't I hear my own muscles?

"Muscle voice? Your muscles talk? That idea, nice!

"Rest now. Your intelligence seems to be at its limit."

"Oh, yes! While the fairy muscled a little bit each day, she dreamed that if she could interact with the muscles, she might be a sixpack sooner rather than later!

"Was it a dream..."

"But the fairy muscles, they don't talk. So rich and luxurious of a vampire... Juntaku?

"Intelligent intelligence"

"Ha! Squat! Squawwwwww!"

"The momentum of the call is not mixed with the momentum of the motion..."

Slow.

I remember my newborn deer just watching how I bend my knees with Noronoropurple.

The fairy stood upright breathing with Zeizei,

"Yes! You're smart!

"What about 3x4?

"Formula!"

"... well, I'm not wrong..."

"Ohhhhhhhhhhh your fairy intelligence is consumed......! I have muscle strength... I don't have enough muscle in my head... I need to be a no-kin soon...! It's a crisis situation......!

"I can't fully empathize with your impatience or your sense of crisis..."

"Anyway, the muscles and muscles gathered, and I thought if you were a vampire's muscle that looked like a muscle, you'd give me a shout!

"No, I don't talk about muscles."

"Even if it's a lot?

"It shouldn't be a matter of quantity... but more or less, what happens when you can interact with my muscles. You want to be a sixpack... well, I don't think a sixpack is going to be... but if you want to be, doesn't it have to interact with your muscles, not mine?

"I know."

"Intelligent intelligence"

"Ha!? Squaw - lactic acid on the thigh!? What the hell is this fatigue...!?"

"You don't even remember squatting twice now..."

"Overwork only breaks the flesh. You're going to the next exercise. It's an arm stand. When bending, keep your elbows properly outward and your upper and forearms at right angles! When stretching, consciously stretch the pins, abs, and spine upright..."

"Your use of intelligence resources is strange"

The end of the evolution of a species called fairy. In order to adapt to a world of less mana, fairies sought quality rather than number and increased the performance of one individual.

It was this fairy who filled her knowledge with muscle that was born at its end.

Sad to exist.

The sad being, in which intelligence became a muscle, began to arm over a man's chest.

While I thought I'd do it elsewhere, the man stared at the only single armrest she would do with all her might, with a warm - a raw warm.

I couldn't say anything. Sad.

"Yes! You're smart!

".................. oh really. You're smart."

"Are you crying, Mr. Vampire?

"Stop coming to the tear glands. Its innocent eyes pierce."

"I know."

"Whatever you say already, I'm gonna cry."

"Are you sad? Do you muscle?

"... so what did you want?

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The fairy turned into a serious face.

And...

"I want to be smart"

"Right."

The man laughed.

Then I whimpered.