One Piece: I am Mr5

“It’s boring!”

“It’s boring anyway, just watch One Piece again!” Never tire of watching! ”

In a certain school in such and such a city, the fat man lay lazily on the bed, his half-naked body, revealing his shocking fat flesh. With a height of one meter seven and a weight of up to 200 pounds, his stomach can be imagined. Fat cheeks, looking particularly happy.

The fat man looked bored, and he was the only one in a huge dormitory. In the gloomy dormitory, it is so lonely, the fat man is called Joson, a standard otaku who has no ideals, no revenge, and just thinks that he can live a day.

In the dormitory, the ground is messy with garbage, a pile of snack garbage piled up on the table, and a bowl of Master Kong is soaked, exuding a hot aroma. The fat man stretched his legs and clicked on a video website, and the computer was his wife and his fat man’s college life.

“Husband、、、 called! My husband called、、、”

A characteristic bell sounded, and the fat man’s face showed a little helplessness, sighed, and a trace of sadness flashed on his face. Yesterday, there was a phone ringing, and he was said to be useless, undoubtedly dumped by his girlfriend. The excuse was simple, the two did not fit, and then the connection was severed.

“I look average, my figure is ordinary, and I dare to dump my 、、、”

The fat man is also a proud guy, how can he ask for peace in a low voice? He thinks that there is no grass in the end of the world, why love a flower, there is no need to hang from a tree.

In fact, he also knows that thinking that the relationship of being wide and fat, it is estimated that there is no love in this life, I believe that there is no love, and it is already good to be able to find a marriage and have children.

One has no money, two has no power, three does not have her own career, which girl will be willing to marry him? So he almost has no prayers for love.

“Brother doesn’t believe in love in this life!”

Although he said that, it made the fat man fall into a deep helpless heartache. After that, he was injured by his friend and held a celebratory party.

That’s right, it’s celebration, celebration of the fat man becoming one of them, the existence of becoming a single aristocrat. And then, that is, there is no then. It has long been like this, after being drunk, when I woke up, I found that I was late, and I simply missed class.

In college, if there is no truancy, then there is only one, the kind of nerd of nerds, in college, everyone is busy, busy in love. Busy playing games, what if you don’t miss class, don’t say that you are in college, but in your senior year of high school?

The fat man’s face expressed helplessness, it was the phone call of the damaged friend, put away the bitterness in his heart, and said in a somewhat mocking tone: “Hey! What’s going on with Disi? ”

“Dead fat! Hurry up to the classroom, the old witch 、、、 come to raid and check! The friend used a super low voice, in a low voice, with a look of schadenfreude, and continued: “Come quickly, brother helped you, you go to the toilet, within five minutes, hurry over, that’s it、、、、、、 it”

Honk! Honk! Honk!

Five minutes to get to a classroom hundreds of meters?

The fat man said that Alexander, maybe for athletes, it is a breeze, but for the fat man, it is a nightmare.

Before the fat man answered, he had already hung up, and the fat man immediately began to panic when he heard the old witch’s raid and inspection, and in the entire academy, even in the face of the principal, he would say very calmly: “Brother is truant from class, how to drop!”

Will credits be deducted soon? It’s okay, then buckle it! Anyway, it doesn’t hurt to be detained once or twice a semester, right? If you haven’t been deducted credits, are you embarrassed to say that you are an otaku?

The only thing that is bad is that the old witch is not the same as them, and the most perverted thing is that the old witch’s thoughts at the moment are still stuck in the eighties and nineties, and they can’t call their parents at every turn, which twists the hearts of the students!

That student is not afraid of his parents! It was not their gentle scolding, but the nagging look, like a Tang monk chanting a tight curse.

And parents are still grasping another heart of students at the moment, that is, economic power, if because of this matter, pocket money is halved, it is estimated that only they will squat in the corner and cry! Looking at other people’s big fish and meat, staying alone in the corner and nibbling on instant noodles, just think about it.

“Groove! The old witch is also true, she has not come for a month, and she came as soon as my brother missed class. The fat man was now playing his completely unmatched weight. Reaching out and grabbing his hands quickly, he quickly put on his pants and hurriedly put on his clothes in 30 seconds, ten times more than his usual level.

The sweat on the fat man’s face was constantly dripping down at this moment. Just as he was getting dressed, in a hurry, he actually knocked over the instant noodles, which happened to fall on the computer socket at his feet.

“Groove! It won’t be so unlucky! ”

The fat man opened his mouth wide, and the next moment he felt the anesthesia of wanting to die, accompanied by severe pain, and the fat man’s head at this moment, the last words appeared in his head was angry cursing.

With a snap, the poor fat man, with a huge body of up to two hundred pounds, pressed the computer desk, and at this moment, there was just the moment when One Piece began, the moment when MR5 was slashed by Solon.

The fat man was in a blur, and in the haze, he felt a slight sharp pain in his body, and his heavy head made him unable to suppress it. The tearing pain in his chest stimulated his nerves.

“Mom、、、”

The word ‘of’ had not yet been spoken, but it froze in his throat, and everything in front of him made him sluggish. What catches the eye is a beautiful woman, and it is also a stunning beauty.

The fat man swore that this was the most beautiful girl he had ever ever seen. Orange hair (dyed!) ), delicate cheeks, not the slightest blemish. Although the skin of the beautiful woman is not very white, it is very healthy. The tall figure, without any fat at all, is the type that fat people like.

The fat man grinned, turned into a pig brother face, a little lewd, and said in his heart: “It’s the type I like 、、、 fat master, he”

“Is this a wonderful beauty saving hero? Then the hero marries the beauty、、、That’s right, that’s it. ”

When the fat man was still fantasizing, the words of the beautiful woman immediately let him blacklist the beauty, because the girl glanced at the fat man coldly, and did not formally look at him at all, and said with that mocking meaning:

“Mr5, you’re not dead yet?”