One-punch Man don’t call me Superman

“Why do you have to work? Why not pay and not eat? It’s good if everyone shares it together. Zhumen wine smells of flesh, and the road has frozen bones. What freedom can we talk about in this world! Everyone is bound by labor…”

Chu Bai looked at a bald man on TV, leading a large group of bald people, loudly issuing a bloody declaration!

“Aaaaah! That’s so right! I don’t want to work, I definitely don’t want to work! Chu Bai was half-lying down, bored with a roar and protest. Chu Bai felt that this hammer-headed Taoyuan group on TV was really very good, and even Chu Bai was a little moved, and wanted to participate in what Taoyuan group.

Of course, if the image of the Taoyuan Regiment changes, it is not all black combat equipment, not all bald, and the leader is not a stinky man but a beautiful girl, Chu Bai will definitely participate.

Looking at the bald heads on the TV, Chu Bai knocked on the wall.

“What for? Could it be that another weirdo has appeared? Chu Bai, it’s not me who said you, don’t be so lazy. Obviously a problem that can be solved at will, why do you always greet me! Saitama next door had a dissatisfied tone, after all, he had just woken up early in the morning, and he hadn’t washed yet.

“Bald! Your relatives. I see your relatives! ”

“Relatives? What nonsense! I don’t have any relatives. For so many years, I had never heard of me having relatives. ”

Saitama, who was wearing pajamas and still had eye feces in the corners of his eyes, came to Chu Bai’s room from his room, and then looked left and right, wanting to find what Chu Bai said about his relatives: “Where?” Where? Where are my relatives? ”

“There! On TV! Look, like you, they’re all bald! Chu Bai pointed to the TV with a grin.

“I said it all, don’t call me bald!”

“Okay bald, but watch TV now!”

Chu Bai because the funds in his hand are not a problem, so the facilities and equipment in the room are all complete, just like the TV, are all large-screen TVs hanging on the wall, which are much more comfortable to watch than Saitama’s old model TV, and the picture is much clearer.

“…… All bald heads… If you see a bald person when you go out, please flee the scene immediately…”

The other Saitama didn’t care much about listening, but he could still hear clearly about the bald head, as if if he went out now, he would be considered some kind of saboteur and criminal in Taoyuan Prefecture.

“This, isn’t this an attribute that repeats me? Moreover, and it was not easy to become a hero. With a bald head like them, wouldn’t I also be treated as a bad person? Saitama looked devastated, almost crazy. I obviously just want to be a quiet hero, but now I am forced to almost become a bad person.

Saitama quickly changed his clothes, and then set off to solve the Taoyuan group so that he could quickly restore his reputation. Chu Bai smiled happily on the side, he also changed into a set of clothes, and then followed Saitama with a smile.

The boring world has to have fun on its own, otherwise you will die of boredom. And now Chu Bai is very similar to see, if this guy Saitama is treated as a villain when he goes out, what kind of expression will it be, obviously he wants to be a hero so much.

“Ah, it’s a vandal!”

“Taoyuan Tuan!”

“Criminals!”

Looking at everyone who saw Saitama’s bald head pointing at Saitama’s bald head with a look of fear, and even some people who turned around and ran away in fear, Chu Bai couldn’t help but hold his stomach and laugh.

Especially the black line on Saitama’s end and the cold sweat on his face because of nervousness and helplessness, Chu Bai felt funny, and couldn’t help but look at the joke happily.

“Chu Bai! Think of a way! I’m being treated like a bad guy! Saitama wiped the sweat from his head and couldn’t help shouting at Chu Bai beside him.

“Solution? Well, there you have it! After you grow your hair, they will definitely not think that you are a criminal of the Taoyuan Group! Chu Bai rubbed his chin, looking like he was thinking hard about the method after meditation.

Saitama’s already not very good-looking face was even darker.

“Well, just kidding, kidding! As long as the Taoyuan Group is solved, without the bald criminal gang, others will naturally not treat you as a bad person if you are a bald man! ”

“Hmph! It seems that you need to quickly solve the group of bald people in the Taoyuan Group! Saitama clenched his fists with a serious face, collided with each other, and said in a determined tone.

“Yes, yes, yes!”

“Then, let’s go! I’m going to get rid of that group of hateful bald people at once!” ”

Saitama opened his legs and was ready to go, but before he could leave, he saw a cute little Lori in front of him holding a lollipop in his hand, looking at Saitama with a look of fear.

“Mom! Uncle Bad guy is going to grab my lollipop…”

“Poof!” Chu Bai couldn’t help but laugh again. And Saitama’s face was already darker than the bottom of the pot at this time.

Looking at Saitama, whose face was as black as the bottom of a pot, Chu Bai hoped that Saitama could find the people of the Taoyuan Group later. Because in this way, Chu Bai can watch Saitama’s jokes for a while. You must know that watching Saitama fight, it is not a fun time, because from Chu Bai to know Saitama until now. There is only one way Saitama can attack, which is to punch, and then… Without. No matter what kind of enemy, Saitama just needs to punch, and it seems that the fist has no strength, and there is nothing to see at all.

Look at other people, one by one, how wonderful the fights are, just like Genos, the attack is fast and fierce, and it can also release flames or something, the fight is particularly exciting, as if watching a Hollywood blockbuster. But the battle on Saitama’s side, as if watching the five-cent special effect, can be directly described by a scumbag.

Saitama is not suitable for being an action star, but he is suitable for being a comedian and a laughing star. For example, now, his face is as black as the bottom of a pot, and he is still holding a lollipop candy in his hand. After all, that little Luoli was unable to withstand the power of Saitama’s shining brain, and had to succumb to Saitama’s bald head, and reluctantly stuffed the candy in his hand into Saitama’s hand.

Then not long after, Saitama already had a bunch of lollipops in his hands, all of which were when he encountered Little Shota or Little Lori who ate lollipops along the way, Saitama’s bald attribute activated the passive skill: ‘robbery’ loot. And Saitama also gained a very powerful title: the Lollipop Predator. Attribute automatic plunder more encounter with little Lori and little Shota’s lollipops.

“Don’t like lollipops? I’ll help you figure it out! Hehe! Chu Bai had a lollipop in his mouth, and his face was cheerful, and sure enough, going out with Saitama was the right choice.