One-punch Man don’t call me Superman

Misunderstood again and again as a bad guy, he even earned the title of a glorious candy predator. Saitama was also physically and mentally exhausted, and finally went into the sparsely populated forest, anyway, he didn’t find the hammer head in the town just now, maybe he could find it in the forest.

“Hey, bald, why go into the woods! There’s no one here! ”

“Hey, I said it! Don’t call me bald! Saitama said weakly. The reason why he was weak was because Chu Bai was almost accustomed to his bald name, and on the other hand, the blow to his heart was too great, and the look in the eyes of others looking at him made him feel powerless.

“Good bald! But let’s go back to town! Didn’t the hammerhead say that he was going to destroy that poop building? Let’s just wait for him somewhere! What if you miss it! ”

“This, too…” Saitama turned to look at the very striking golden poop symbol on the tall building.

Rumble!

A boulder flew out of the woods and landed right on the golden poop….

Chu Bai couldn’t help but roll his eyes, and finally flickered Saitama over, letting Saitama stay in the crowded town, so that he could watch the jokes for a while.

“Over there! The mace head is over there! Saitama’s spirit was shocked, and he quickly rushed towards the direction of the woods. Chu Bai had no choice but to follow: “But I still think that we can wait for the rabbit…”

“I don’t want to be ridiculed and treated like a bad person! Solve the problem early, pay me back early! ”

……

I was walking in the forest when suddenly a dazzling light flashed. Chu Bai and Saitama were shocked at the same time, could it be said that there were some treasures that could not be achieved?

The two looked at each other and nodded at the same time: “Go!” ”

The figure flashed quickly, and the next moment Chu Bai and Saitama found the source of the brilliance, it was not a treasure at all, but a shiny bald head like Saitama.

“Alas!” One bite at the same time, two exclamations, but the tone is different.

Seeing that it turned out to be a nail hammer, Chu Bai was a little disappointed, he found it so quickly, where is there anything fun. Saitama’s words were naturally happy, and he had suffered a lot of white eyes along the way, and finally found the culprit of the hammerhead.

“Great, found it!” Saitama looked delighted.

“Huh? Did you find me to join the Taoyuan Group? If you want to join the Taoyuan Group, you must first shave your head! Your companions are doing a great job! The hammer pointed at Saitama’s bald head and said to Chu Bai.

“Actually, I really like the Taoyuan Group, after all, the work is too troublesome! It won’t be long before I have time to draw some drawings…”

“Drawings? Are you a cartoonist? ”

“Uh-huh, yes! Recently, I drew “Haibian Knight” (a comic made based on an undocumented knight and the backbone of Haibian King, mentioned earlier)…”

“What? “Knight of the Sea Flat” was drawn by you? If that’s the case, I wouldn’t let you join the Taoyuan Group. The expression on Hammer Head’s face changed, and finally he shook his head and said in a heavy tone.

“Why! Although because the Taoyuan group is all bald, I am a little resistant, so I will not join at all, but not joining is one thing, and being rejected is another! You explained it to me! ”

“Because… I really like the book “Knight of Haibian” and read it every day! I watch it every day! Because of this book, I didn’t beat an undocumented knight to death before, but deliberately left his hand to knock him unconscious. If you join the Taoyuan Group, if you don’t go to work and draw comics, what will I watch in the future! The hammer took out a comic book, it was “Knights of Haibian” produced by Chu Bai, and it was also a collector’s edition, it seems that he really likes Chu Bai’s comics.

“Huh? Is that so? I didn’t expect to meet a fan! By the way, do you want me to sign for you? ”

“Yes, of course! Quick, sign me! I really like your comics…” Hammerhead took out a pen out of nowhere.

“Speaking of your previous comics, and where did you get this pen from? I don’t see a place on you where these things are stored…”

“This kind of detail doesn’t need to be cared about, anyway, it’s the plot of the novel, there is no logic at all, as long as it’s not too important aspect, you don’t need to care…”

“I was speechless.”

After Chu Bai signed the nail hammer head, the mace head didn’t know where to get the comics and pens.

Saitama looked at it stunned, and saw that the conversation between Chu Bai and Hammerhead had come to an end, and only then did he cough dryly and stand up: “That…”

“You came to find me to join the Taoyuan Group, right…”

“No, it doesn’t mean that at all…”

“It’s okay! You’re still young, and you’ll feel embarrassed not to work, but that’s okay, as long as you’re a little more mature and stay with me for a month or two, you will naturally feel that not working is a natural thing! Come, stand behind me, and when I get back, I will arm you in battle and let you be the second in command of our Taoyuan Regiment…”

“No, I’m not here to join the Taoyuan Group…”

“He also said that he didn’t join our Taoyuan Group, but look at this shiny head, he was born to be a member of our Taoyuan Group…”

“No, absolutely not!”

“From today onwards, you will be my little brother!”

“Absolutely not!”

“Okay, let’s go! Let’s continue with our previous goal and destroy the poop building of that abominable rich man! ”

“I said you bastard, have you finished listening! I said never join any Taoyuan group! I came here to destroy your hateful Taoyuan Group!” ”

……

“Are you bald seriously?”

“Aren’t you bald too!”