One Punch Man: Madara Attacks

"~~~~~~~~~~(The bald devil with a slightly excited expression)"

"Oh, there are so many people today. It really deserves to be the most popular Bald Cape Man Supermarket in Z City. Everyone really likes this place."

"It’s great that I bought so many ingredients today. I must cook a big meal when I get home!"

"Hahaha~ I didn't expect to be so lucky today. I can actually buy so many ingredients for free."

Looking at the long line in front of him, Saitama didn't show any impatience, but just lined up quietly, occasionally muttering something like"It's great"

"~~~~~~~(From Madara-sama's glance)"

"~~~~~~~~~~~(Bara with a bored face)"

Obviously, Uchiha Madara is not as open-minded as the bald devil. Uchiha Madara does not like to waste time on such meaningless waiting. Madara said that anything that can be done with a clone is not a big deal. Fortunately, Uchiha Madara came with the attitude of entertainment and play, otherwise he might really use his ability to cut in line.

Uchiha Madara, who was a little bored, looked around to see if there was anything to replenish. Due to the good habits he had developed before, Uchiha Madara also naturally came to the discount area next to the entrance and picked up a discount leaflet. Looking at the densely packed words on the leaflet, Uchiha Madara said that if he was not a super-conscious data body, he might not understand it. Uchiha Madara opened the activity leaflet and carefully looked for any goods he needed or wanted.

"~~~~~~~~(Ban Ye flipping through the flyer)"

The contents of the event flyers are basically the same. The first page is all about discounted vegetables, meat and other ingredients, and then there are discounted daily necessities, drinks, etc....Uchiha Madara looked through it for a while and found that there seemed to be nothing he needed or wanted in particular.

Uchiha Madara was hesitating whether to buy more snacks or drinks. After all, as a half-foodie, Uchiha Madara's demand for snacks is the same as most foodies. The more the better.

"Tap tap tap~......(Madara walks into the shopping district again)"

He hesitated for a moment....Uchiha Madara glanced at the bald devil and immediately decided that he should buy some more snacks, especially those expensive imported snacks.

Oh~, I will eat them slowly in front of the bald devil. This is the coolest way. Thinking about it, Uchiha Madara also walked into the shopping area again.

"~~~~~~~~~(Carefully selected snacks among the Madara)"

"This one, this one, that one is also good, take them all"

"Trample Trample~.....(Carrying the spoils, he walks towards the bald devil.）"

"I saw a few more bags of snacks, so I'll take them too."

After a careful selection, Uchiha Madara picked up four or five large gift bags of snacks. The weight of these gift bags was not very large, but perhaps because they were imported, the prices of these four or five gift bags of snacks were relatively expensive. Uchiha Madara picked up the snack bags and threw them directly onto the shopping cart that was piled up by the bald devil.

"~~~~~~~~~(The bald devil has an expression that says"you evil rich guy")"

"What a damn rich man!!"

Obviously, the sharp-eyed Saitama had already noticed that one of the snack gift packs was priced at 4,200 yuan, which was enough to cover two months' living expenses for Saitama, who usually couldn't afford to add extra meals. So Saitama glared at Uchiha Madara with a look of"you damn rich man"

"~~~~~~~~(Daily life in the supermarket)"

"Next..."

"Next......."

"Next........."

As time passed, all the buyers in the queue had completed their transactions, and it was finally the turn of Uchiha Madara and Saitama's shopping carts.

"Hello, sir. Please put the items in the shopping cart on the cashier counter.

The cashier was also shocked by the full shopping cart. It was obvious that Saitama and Uchiha Madara had picked too many items this time, and they were of different types. Basically, they took a little of each. The consequence of this was that the cashier could not calculate the price quickly. She could not directly multiply the price by the quantity, but had to put the same items one by one on the counter and scan the code to calculate the price.

"OK..."

Listening to the cashier's words, Saitama started to take action.

"~~~~~~(The cashier taking the items)"

"~~~~~~~~~~(The bald devil taking the item)"

"~~~~~~~~(Pick up items)" x56

Soon the cash register was filled with goods....

"Drip, drip, drip, drip~......(Price settlement in progress)"

"Drop~, drop~, drop~~......(Price settlement in progress)"

3 minutes later...

"Hello, sir. Your total consumption this time is 76,500 yuan. Do you want to pay by cash or card?"

The cashier asked Saitama with a professional smile.

"~~~~~~~~~~(The bald devil with a shocked expression)"

"He'll pay."

"Also, I have a membership card here."

Saitama was shocked when he heard that the items in this shopping cart actually cost 76,500 yuan. It is no exaggeration to say that this is at least equivalent to Saitama's food expenses for two years, and it is the kind of food expenses that can occasionally add a meal!

So Saitama directly pointed to Uchiha Madara and said that he would pay, and then handed over his membership card when changing seats. Obviously, even if Uchiha Madara paid, Saitama would still not watch Uchiha Madara pay more.

"Swipe the card."

Uchiha Madara handed his card directly to the cashier.

"Good handsome guy"

""You have a membership card, so you can get an additional 88% discount, and the total price after discount is 67,320 yuan."

Looking at the handsome and domineering Uchiha Madara, the cashier's honorific"Mr." originally should have turned into a slightly flirtatious and heroic term"handsome guy".

The cashier took the membership card handed over by Saitama and the bank card handed over by Uchiha Madara, and quickly calculated the final price on the calculator in her hand.

"Ding ding ding....(card swiping sound)"

"Your consumption is successful, the consumption amount is 67320 yuan!"

"Handsome guy, here is your bank card, membership card and shopping receipt. I wish you a happy shopping.

The cashier handed the membership card, bank card and shopping receipt to Uchiha Madara.

"Let's go, here's your membership card."

Uchiha Madara handed Saitama's membership card back to him and walked straight out of the cashier counter to the exit.

""Don't go, bastard! You can't let me carry all these things by myself."

Saitama blurted out hastily as he looked at Uchiha Madara's leaving figure and the shopping cart that was once again filled up, obviously wanting Uchiha Madara to come back and help him carry the goods together.

"~~~~~~~~~(Madara pretends not to understand and walks forward without looking back.）"

"Trample Trample~.....(Uchiha Madara moving)"

Uchiha Madara naturally heard the voice of the bald devil, but Uchiha Madara pretended not to understand and continued to move forward without looking back....

""Damn it."

Looking at Uchiha Madara who didn't even turn his head, Saitama could only complain and sort out the goods.

Soon, Saitama sorted all the goods piled up in the shopping cart into packaging bags. From a distance, it was a little shocking to see a thin man with more than a dozen large shopping bags hanging all over his body.

"~~~~~~~~~~(The bald devil with an angry expression)"

"Hey, Madara, you bastard, I just told you to help me carry it, why are you leaving?"

Saitama, with shopping bags hanging all over his body, slowly walked out of the Bald Cape Man Supermarket under the gaze of the crowd as if they were watching an animal. As soon as he walked out of the Bald Cape Man Supermarket, Saitama saw Uchiha Madara waiting for him not far away. Looking at Uchiha Madara in front of him, Saitama immediately walked forward and couldn't help but yelled

"~~~~~~~~~(Contempt from Uchiha Madara)"

"It's just a little bit of stuff, it's not a big deal, you can do it yourself."

Uchiha Madara looked at Saitama, who was covered with shopping bags and only had a big bald head. Uchiha Madara resisted the urge to laugh and looked at the angry bald devil and answered seriously.

"What? Just a little something? Is this just a little?!"

"Bang~..Bang Bang~....(Saitama puts the shopping bag on the ground)"

"Either you help me take half or you take all, you said it, it's just a little bit!!"

"~~~~~~~~~~~(The bald devil with an expression of"this is really just a little thing")"

Hearing that Uchiha Madara not only did not want to help but also said that it was just a little thing, Saitama, who was covered with shopping bags, roared again. After yelling, Saitama directly put all the shopping bags on the ground and signaled Uchiha Madara to help quickly.

"Hey~, what kind of world is this? Not only do you have to pay, but you also have to do hard labor! ?"

Uchiha Madara looked at the bald demon king in front of him with an expression that lamented the unfairness of the world.

"But there are so many things, how about you help me take four bags and I'll take the rest."

Listening to Uchiha Madara's words, Saitama felt that he had gone too far. After all, these things were bought by Uchiha Madara. Wouldn't it be bad if he had to complain even when he was taking some things?

However, looking at the pile of large shopping bags on the ground, Saitama was indeed a little overwhelmed. Although these things were not heavy, they were not small in size and they were all scattered pieces, so it was really difficult for him to carry them all. So Saitama could only express the hope that Uchiha Madara could help him share the four bags and then he could take all the rest.

"You're just kidding, I'll do it all."

Don't forget that Uchiha Madara was created using big data. For Uchiha Madara, who also has ninja abilities, collecting or transferring items is as easy as eating and drinking. So Uchiha Madara directly told the bald devil that he didn't need you to take

"Can you carry all of them? There are so many products and they are all big, it's not easy to carry them."

Saitama looked at Uchiha Madara and said doubtfully. As a pure human or a person whose living habits and cognition belong to pure human, Saitama naturally cannot understand how vast this world is, let alone how many mysteries the universe still has, not to mention the super consciousness that has completely surpassed everything known.

Saitama thought that Uchiha Madara would hang all these shopping bags on himself like himself, so he kindly reminded him that if he couldn't carry them all, we could carry them together.

"~~~~~~~~~(From Uchiha Madara's contemptuous glance)"

"Bang~. (Summon item scroll)"

"Bang Bang~..Bang Bang Bang~.....(Place the product)"

"Bang~. (The goods disappear)"

Looking at the puzzled expression on the bald devil's face, Uchiha Madara did not say anything and directly took out an item scroll and threw it on the ground, then put all the items on the unfolded scroll. After that, Uchiha Madara clapped his hands, and all the goods disappeared in front of Saitama's surprised eyes.

"~~~~~~~~~~(The stunned bald devil)"

"Hey~, where are the things? Why did all those products disappear?"

Saitama opened his eyes and mouth wide, pointing at the empty scroll and asking Uchiha Madara. Saitama, whose worldview is completely the same as or even worse than that of ordinary people, naturally does not understand ninjutsu and data....These concepts are difficult for ordinary people to understand

"They haven't disappeared, they are all in that scroll."

Uchiha Madara picked up the scroll on the ground and handed it to the bald devil, explaining that all the items were intact and all were placed in this scroll.

"~~~~~~~~~~(The bald devil with a look of disbelief on his face)"

"Hey~, are all of them in this scroll?"

"It seems that there is none, Madara, you are not lying to me, are you?"

Saitama took the scroll from Uchiha Madara and kept playing with it in his hand. He looked at it several times and found no trace of the item. Saitama asked again with an expression of disbelief.

"Bang~. (Item Scroll)"

���Bang Bang~..Bang Bang Bang~.....(Goods scattered all over the floor)"

Looking at the bald devil with an expression of disbelief, Uchiha Madara did not explain anything, but directly snatched the scroll from the bald devil and threw it on the ground. With a"bang" sound and rising smoke, the dust dispersed and all the goods fell to the ground again.

"~~~~~~~~~~~(The bald devil with a horrified expression)"

"ah...Madara, you bastard, just demonstrate it properly. Why are you so rough? What if something breaks?"

"Tap tap tap~....(The bald devil ran towards the scattered items on the ground at the speed of a 100-meter sprint)"

Saitama shouted and quickly lay on the ground to check the situation of the items. Obviously, Saitama was very worried that some of the fruits or other foods that he bought would be broken by Uchiha Madara.

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