Pick Up A Little Fairy

"Life, like this cup of tea, is always bitter before sweet, full of thought-provoking philosophical truth..."

"Boss, what's wrong with you? Sitting here, drinking tea and sighing the truth, that's my job. Don't you think you're robbing me? "

Ah Huang takes a sip of green tea and raises his eyes. He is very dissatisfied with Yue Fei's taking his part in the play.

Yue Fei looked at ah Huang with disdain and waved his fingers: "what do you know? A winner in life like me has to sigh from time to time to impress the readers."

"Readers? Do you really think of yourself as the protagonist of the novel? " Ah Huang said, "and what readers like to see is that the protagonist is shriveled instead of being a winner in life."

"Bang, what time is it? The bitterness drama and sadism have long been out of fashion. Now it's the harem." Yue Fei Zhenzhen said with words: "only when the protagonist's personal charm is brought into play and all the people he likes are brought into the harem, this is the favorite plot."

"Well, do you dare to say it in front of Mr. weak water?"

"Well, it's a long time to come, a long time to come..."

Yue Fei grins and holds up the cup to block his face.

"You will dare to take advantage of her absence, and stay with you, so that I have lost all the integrity of scholars." Ah Huang jumped off the sofa and went to the door. "It's a nice day outside today. I'll go outside to collect wind. I have to write some of his songs about how wet they are."

"Oh, don't get killed by a car."

Yue Fei slides down and lies lazily on the sofa. He doesn't want to move any more. School will start in the next two days. Now it's not realistic to go out to work. He simply decides to have a good rest at home.

Weak water, they don't know what's going on today. They go out together, leaving Yue Fei and Xi mouse a Huang at home. The two guys, Xi mouse and Ming snake, got into the bedroom to surf the Internet again. They had already suffered a loss once. Yue Fei didn't worry about what they would be cheated again. However, as soon as the hot spring festival was over, his family suddenly became a lot colder, which made Yue Fei, who had adapted to the hot and noisy all day, very uncomfortable.

"Well... It's the pursuit of many people's whole life to watch the flowers bloom and fall in front of the court, and to follow the clouds in the sky? It's good to be idle... "

Yue Fei lifted the lid, took a sip of tea, and lay looking at the sky outside the window. Like an old man in the twilight, he looked calm and serene

"Here's my hand. Like a gentle beast. We've been going on like this. We're holding hands. Go for an outing together. "

At this moment, his phone rings suddenly. Yue Fei picks up his eyebrows. It's coke. He immediately connects the phone with a smile.

"Hello? What's the matter with qinnida? "

If ah Huang is still here, he will be scared off by Yue Fei's gentle and heinous voice!

"Feifei..." the voice of Lin Ke Ke Ke on the other end of the phone was mysterious. She whispered in a low voice, "no..."

Yue Fei's heart jumped: "what's the matter? Don't tell me you won the bid. It's only one day... "

"What are you talking about! It's necrotic! "

In Yue Fei's mind, Lin Ke Ke pouts his lips and complains while poking at the baby on the bed, with a knowing smile on his face.

"The situation is exposed!"

"Eh? What? "

Lin Ke Ke said pitifully, "as soon as I got home today, my grandfather and my parents took me to the third Hall of the living room for trial. My grandfather just glanced at me and said that I was ruined by you..."

"This old bastard! Has he been practicing this for so many years? "

"You don't know grandfather's expression at that time. It was as black as ink." Lin Ke Ke for Yue Fei describes Lin Danqing's face, quite some bad hearted smile, "but mom and dad didn't say anything about you."

Yue Fei immediately complacent: "of course, so many years of uncle and aunt is not white call, I'm a good child."

"They said we should see a time to get things done."

"Poof!" Yue Fei suddenly slipped from the sofa to the floor, "ah, what did you say just now? I didn't seem to hear it clearly... "

"Woo, you are necrotic. I have to say this for the second time..." Lin Ke Ke Ke breathlessly patted his mobile phone, "hit you!"

Hearing the thump in the receiver, Yue Fei managed to calm himself down. He said with a dry smile, "well, what do you mean?"

"Woo! You are too cunning Lin Ke Ke Wei said wrongly: "as expected, it's the same as what my grandfather said."

"Er, what did he say..."

"He said, if you don't answer the question and ask me instead, it's that you have a lot of guts and run after you want to eat."

Yue Fei gushed out: "poof! That old bastard, he's bloody! Is that who I am? "

"What do you say to do..." Lin Ke Ke Ke was worried. "It's so strange to get married while still in school."

"I think so, I think so..."

After thinking for a while, Lin Ke Ke leans on the bed and tilts his head and says, "or... I'll tell them that we are too young to get married before we graduate."

"I think so, so tell them."

Yue Fei really wants to hold Lin Ke Ke Ke and kiss her: it's my little cotton padded jacket!

"Hum, I knew you would say that!" Lin Ke Ke Ke is not happy again, "although I don't want to get married so early, I don't know why I'm not happy to hear you say that..."

Although Lin Ke Ke is usually heartless, she is also a girl. Although she doesn't care about this, the girl's instinct is still there. In this way, it is like Yue Fei doesn't want to marry her. She must be uncomfortable.

"Peace of mind, coke, you don't know that I'm practicing with weak water now. Later, I'll have a lot of time. We have a long life."

"Oh, it's also... Ah, speaking of weak water, today she and qingfan sister came to see me."

Yue Fei suddenly had a bad feeling: "looking for you? What can I do for you? "

"Weak water said that he wanted to teach me how to practice. He passed me a piece of mental cultivation, and let sister qingfan teach me how to get started." Lin Ke Ke said happily: "she gave her grandfather a pill, which made him very happy."

This old bastard! Yue Fei secretly scolds Lin Danqing with gnashing teeth. He dares to trip him when he takes advantage of weak water! But

"Coke, weak water, how did she suddenly think of teaching you to practice?"

Yue Fei asked the doubts in his heart. He always had a premonition of fear.

"That, Feifei..." Lin Ke Ke Ke said shyly: "weak water, they seem to know our business too..."

What! What!? Yue Fei was petrified in an instant.

"She said that Feifei's Yang Qi was very strong, and she was afraid that I would be damaged by it, so she taught me a mental method, which is called taiyikui water Heart Sutra. I feel very strong after listening to the name."

Yes, it's a great feeling to listen to the name... Yue Fei's face is full of tears. He always feels that he has been treated as an experimental object by weak water. Let's see the training methods taught by weak water to Yue Ning and Lin Ke Ke Ke, such as "Fairy Dance nishang Gong" and "taiyikui water Heart Sutra", which all sound like the main methods, But what he practiced himself is called "the greatest super invincible skill of heaven and earth". It sounds like a skill full of two breath in depth. Is it really so powerful

Yue Fei, who hasn't broken the first one, is deeply suspicious.

It's just that it's over. Sooner or later, Yue Fei has to face this problem, unless he can give up the wild hope of opening the harem and guard Lin Ke Ke Ke wholeheartedly.

But

You're kidding! Yue Fei is full of confidence in persuading Lin Keke. Now that he has decided to be a beast, he naturally wants to be a beast to the end.

"Coke." Yue Fei asked shyly, "well, if I have sex with other girls, do you mind?"

"What are you talking about, Feifei?" Lin Ke Ke smiles like a silver bell, "of course I don't mind."

Yue Fei is overjoyed. He has three wives and four concubines! Coke, I love you so much!

Lin Ke Ke continued with a smile: "then cut off your bad things, and we can be sisters together."

Hiss! Yue Fei felt a cold wind blowing through his crotch. Are you really challenging an impossible task? Yue Fei was so sad that even Lin Ke Ke, the best speaker, had this kind of reaction. Wouldn't it be more difficult for other girls!?

Sure enough, the road to the harem is rugged and difficult! What's waiting for him is the firewood knife... Yue Fei covers his little partner in the crotch and feels that the egg hurts and the chrysanthemum is tight.

Yue Fei really thinks highly of his charm and intelligence quotient when he tells girls such things. Oh, in fact, his EQ is not high.

"Nah, Feifei, if you go out with other girls, thousands of thousands of no, let me see, see, yo."

Coke (┳ Д ┳）！ Don't say such horrible things! I'm really going to be scared to cry!

After chatting for a while, they hung up the phone. They didn't seem to be friends and girlfriends who had just fallen in love. They had known each other for so many years. What's more, it's time for school to start these two days. Don't they meet every day after school starts?

It seems a little difficult to make the people you like accept the shameless life

Yue Fei has realized how hard the road in front of him is, but will he shrink back? can't! Because he's up! As a god pretending to be in the later stage of the mountain, after Xiongqi, he didn't kill very much. How can he afford to accumulate the inventory of the ninth generation!? As a vigorous man, how can he be hindered by a little difficulty? He's going to get back all his sex life!

All of a sudden, Yue Fei's self-confidence flared up again, and he always felt that it was not a matter what the problem was.

"Report king, report king, report King..."

At this time, his phone rang again. It was ah Huang.

"Ah Huang? What's the matter? "

"Boss! I got caught! Come and help me

Yue Fei is silly: "what