Pick Up A Little Fairy

After receiving the call, Yue Fei went out in a hurry. On the way, Yue Fei still feels a dull pain.

There's no other reason. It's just that ah Huang didn't wear a dog tag and was caught by the dog brigade.

Because someone was bitten to death by a sick dog a while ago, recently we have been strictly catching unlicensed dogs, sick dogs and mad dogs. If we can't catch them, we can even kill them on the spot. Naturally, this has attracted strong protest from some dog lovers, but the protest has no effect. After all, this is a major event related to the safety of people's lives.

As a result, ah Huang, who went out to collect wind, suffered.

He had been wandering in the street, looking at the figure of the beautiful women in the street with great interest... Oh no, it was Caifeng, but just when he was in a trance, an iron cage fell from the sky and locked him in.

Although the iron cage can't trap him, he knows that when he works in the mortal world, he has to abide by the mortal rules. Before his life is endangered, he can't exaggerate too much. So when he and the iron cage are thrown into the car, he quickly takes out the phone and asks Yue Fei for help.

Ah Huang doesn't have a dog tag, but it's not that Yue Fei doesn't want to prepare for him. Ah Huang thinks it's an insult to his dog character, so he strongly protests that Yue Fei takes him for a physical examination. After several times, it's over.

No, it's coming.

"Shit, that's bad luck. These people really look down on dogs with cat's eyes! "

Huang put away the phone and yelled angrily.

"Where are you, brother? Look at your smooth coat. It looks like you have a good life. "

At this time, a dirty VIP in the cage next to him accosted ah Huang.

"Still in the mood to care about this?" Ah Huang rolled his eyes, "you'll be killed in a little while."

The VIP said, "aren't you the same?"

"Nonsense, can I be like you? I'm the king of dogs, the hero of dogs, and the future college student. I'm a famous dog who wants to stay in history! " Ah Huang sneered at his words, "didn't you see that I have called someone to come to rescue?"

Another big black wolf dog said to ah Huang with admiration: "you can use a human mobile phone. You are really the king of dogs. I admire you."

Ah Huang said with pride, "it's just a mobile phone. I can still surf the Internet with my computer."

All of a sudden, a circle of wild dogs around him admired him even more.

A husky said with his tongue out: "I've tried mobile phones and computers, but I can't understand human words. It's too complicated. I didn't study them thoroughly after touching them for several times. Later, I was not allowed to touch them after being found by the owner."

Ah Huang was very surprised: "you have a master, how can you also be arrested?"

Husky said bitterly: "I forgot to bring my ID card (dog tag) when I went out today. Don't you know that human beings are now cracking down? Dogs without a license are not allowed on the street. Now I hope the host can find me quickly, or I will become a dog hotpot. "

At this time, the dog car suddenly stopped, a Huang ear vertical, said: "my boss is coming!"

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"You don't want to die!"

Liang Kai, the leader of the dog catching brigade in the sub district office, jumped down from the car, pointed to the young man in front of the car and scolded, "you don't want to die, I want to die! Get out of the way and don't delay our work

Yue Fei suddenly rushed to the front of the dog catching car. He said with a friendly face: "of course I don't want to delay your work, but please give my dog back to me before you get out of the way. My dog has been caught by you."

"Are you kidding? We are catching unlicensed dogs here, that is, dogs that have not been quarantined by the epidemic prevention station and do not meet the requirements of pets!" Liang Kai said solemnly: "you deliberately make trouble and disturb our work, but you have to suffer!"

Liang Kai doesn't want to let go of the dog he has painstakingly caught. He won't let go even if he catches the wrong dog. The one assigned to them has an indicator. He and his teammates are still five dogs short of completing the task this month. They are about to reach the indicator and get a bonus. How can he let go of the dog?

That's a knife in his flesh!

Yue Fei said helplessly: "I said, give my dog back to me, I will leave immediately."

Liang Kai said coldly, "why do you say your dog was caught by me? You see that? Or did it call you? "

Yue Fei said sincerely: "he called me."

Fuck! Liang Kai is angry. Is there any goods on the stick? Do you think you're stupid!?

"You said it called you? Do you want it to call you again? As long as I get through the phone, I'll let the dog go without saying a word! " Liang Kai raised his arm and sneered, "if it doesn't call you, you're delaying our work. We can sit down and discuss the cost of work delay."

Yue Fei, with a wry smile on his face, yelled at the dog cart: "ah Huang, give me a call!"

Liang Kai rolled his eyes. Do you want to play the whole show? Is this a psycho?

But at this time, Yue Fei's phone really rang. He picked up the phone and let Liang Kai have a look. The words "idiot ah Huang" were written on the screen, and there was a picture with a grin on the back.

"Well! Do you really think I'm an idiot? Looking for actors around? " Liang Kai glanced at the onlookers, snatched Yue Fei's phone and got through, "I found you!"

"Woof, woof!"

"Less! I've seen you! "

Liang Kai and his teammates scan around, hoping to find the troublemaker.

"Woof, woof!"

"Grass, I'm learning the same thing as real! Why are you so cheap! If you can't learn well, you have to learn barking! Do you so-called dog lovers even want human dignity? "

Liang Kai has regarded Yue Fei as a hot dog lover on the Internet, deliberately making trouble.

"I said Yue Fei said, "if you don't believe it, just open the door and have a look at it."

Liang Kai gave him a cold look, took out a dog beating stick from the car and said with a sneer, "let me see through your tricks! Xiao Wang, be alert. Don't let those people near here. Maybe they just want to force us to open the car door and take the opportunity to rob these wild dogs! "

"Captain... They don't have to do that, do they?"

"I'm the captain, listen to me!"

"Good, good..."

Xiao Wang rolled his eyes and clubbed with a dog beating stick.

Liang Kai opened the door with a sneer and glanced at it casually. As soon as he was ready to speak, he was petrified.

Ah Huang is lying lazily in the cage with a small mini mobile phone in front of him. A paw is pressing on the mobile phone. When he sees the door open, he barks a few more times. A clear dog barks from Liang Kai's mobile phone.

"Wow! That dog is really on the phone

"Really, really! I depend on God

"Is this dog going to be a sperm!? Take a picture and tweet it

The onlookers, who had been waiting to see a good play, were also boiling. One by one, they took out their mobile phones and began to take pictures.

"What about the captain?" Yue Fei poked Liang Kai kindly, "it's my dog, right? Please give him back to me

Liang Kai thinks that his brain is not enough at the moment. Although many circuses train dogs to do arithmetic and ride bicycles, how many people can train a dog to call its owner after being arrested?

Is this NIMA still a dog!?

wait!

Thinking of this, Liang Kai's eyes are shining. Looking at the dog with a mobile phone, he seems to see a glittering mountain. Modern society needs nothing, but rare things. People are curious. If there is such a dog, not to mention being sold in a circus, it will be able to make a lot of money even if it is pulled out to perform!

Can the dog return it? Of course not! This is not a dog! This is a hen who can lay golden eggs! Besides, without proof, how can he prove that the dog is his? Liang Kai sneers in his heart. Can dogs talk? As long as the mobile phone is disposed of, what evidence does he have to say that the dog is his?

Thinking of this, Liang Kai's mind is quite certain. As soon as his hand slips, Yue Feigang's mobile phone "Putong" falls into the sewer.

"Grass! My cell phone! What are you doing? "

Suddenly Yue Fei became angry. Although the mobile phone is not expensive, it's also money! Especially when he's in debt!

"Your cell phone? What are you talking about? " Liang Kai looked at Yue Fei in surprise, "what do you want me to do with your mobile phone?"

Yue Fei's face is completely black.

"It's obviously my family's yellow, because I don't trust it at home, so I take it with me. You actually say it's your dog. It's true that there is no distinction between right and wrong, confusing black and white!"

Liang Kai solemnly pointed to Yue Fei: "I've seen a lot of people who engage in fraud like you! I tell you, I'm still very busy. I don't have time to play with you. Xiao Wang, close the door and close the team! "

"Er, boss, your family seems to be..."

"Xiao Wang, shut up! Get in the car

"Well, all right."

Liang Kai ignores Yue Fei and gets on the bus. He is thinking how to get rich. He does too much of this, especially when dealing with young people who look like students. The skin is not black enough, how can you mix in the unit.

"I grass, this is a fair and aboveboard dog snatching..."

"I've never seen such a shameless person. This guy is so pathetic..."

"Yes, it's hard to train such a clever dog!"

"Tweet that asshole!"

"It's just..."

The surrounding onlookers were filled with indignation and decided to support Yue Fei. Yue Fei lightly swept a circle, a little smile, did not say a word, turned away.

When the incident happened, no one was willing to come forward, and no one came to support it. It's meaningful to wait until someone else is ready to leave? So, thanks to compulsory education, the Chinese people's blood has already been polished off.

Since this guy is so shameless, he doesn't have to be so polite.

Yue Fei said in secret: "ah Huang, don't you want to play? Then have a good time and listen to me later. "

"What do you want, boss?"

"What do you want?" Yue Fei looked at the far away dog catching car and said with gnashing teeth: "that bastard took my mobile phone and floated. If I don't get it back ten times, I won't be named Yue!"