Pippi God of Longing for Life

　　"Wow, is gay in gay?"

　　"Hey, it's greasy and greasy, does anyone care! God, I'm still a child."

　　"Uuuu, it turns out that little brother He Li is good at this..."

　　"Strongly advise the girlfriend group upstairs to join our Pippi group!"

　　The video continued to play, and as soon as the camera turned, He Li had come down from the mountain and crouched in front of the demon monkey, holding a box of Kang Shuai Bo braised beef noodles in his hand.

　　"In order to influence you, I prepared instant noodles and marinated eggs for you, do you want to eat them?" He Li said with a blank expression, matching his divine ventriloquist tone, and vividly portrayed a diaosi man.

　　"Don't eat."

　　"Eat or not?"

　　After a few rounds, the demon monkey finally couldn't help it and knocked over the instant noodles with its only exposed hand.

　　Then, as soon as the camera turned to the ground, a giant smooth "halo" egg" lay quietly on the ground, and a few large characters appeared at the bottom of the video: it is shameful to waste food.

　　The food in this video is not wasted, and the items knocked on the ground are props.

　　"This braised egg is so strange, it's bigger than the head of the monster monkey lying on the ground!"

　　"Pfft hahahahaha, isn't this Yi Zhenxing? Cameo starred in a braised egg?"

　　"I really didn't find out if I didn't say it upstairs! Braised eggs were actually performed by people?"

　　"He Daxian, what are you doing here? This operation is too skinny, hahaha, I'm dying of laughter..."

　　"Full score for this marinated egg idea! It's so funny..."

　　The whole episode took more than ten minutes, and there were countless slots.

　　Yi Zhenxing's resentful reposted video: I don't think I'm suitable for braised eggs.

　　He Liv commented on Yi Zhenxing v: This egg is too salty.When you turn white, let you play a hard-boiled egg.

　　"Is boiled eggs alright? He Daxian, are the marinated eggs in the show still delicious?"

　　"He Daxian has sharp eyes and tricky angles. He can make full use of the strengths and weaknesses of each actor, and let each actor give full play to their own characteristics... I can't make it up anymore, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha let me die laughing!"

　　"Teacher Yi Zhenxing is afraid that he is going to cry and faint in the toilet..."

　　At ten o'clock in the morning, He Li posted on Weibo: "Do you know why you need to knock before buying a watermelon? Because a good watermelon will answer that you are cooked and sweet; do you know why you choose marinated eggs to see the color? Because the color is too Deep Braised Egg is using his protective color to tell you: I am very busy!"

　　"It's really salty, hahaha! The whole episode is lying there motionless!"

　　"Reflective braised eggs, He Daxian is really good at buying braised eggs!"

　　"Hahaha, in He Daxian's Weibo, he caught a very idle braised egg alive!"

　　"He Daxian, if you say that, the braised egg will be very sad!"

　　He Li was lying on the sofa, watching the number of hits on his mini-series rise, and his Pippi energy continued to rise.Looks like a lot of wool has been picked up tonight

　　what!Closing the phone, He Centrifugal fell asleep contentedly.

　　In the late night that he didn't know, the second episode of "Unexpectedly" had an exponential increase in the number of hits, and quickly crushed [-]% of the main drama.

　　This kind of lighthearted and enjoyable mini-series is not available in this world, but it is especially popular with everyone.

　　Whether in form or content, it is all about the theme of lightheartedness.It's enough to get everyone to laugh, and everyone won't go deep into the quality of the plot and the rationality of logic.Anyway, as long as it's fun enough, that's it.

　　The next morning, He Li slept until he woke up naturally, turned on his phone, and found that [-] out of [-] messages were sent by Mengbai.Thinking that there might be something urgent, He Li hurriedly called back.

　　"Boss, you finally appeared, I thought you were going to lose contact!"

　　He Liman replied indifferently, "How come, I just overslept. What's wrong? Is there something wrong?"

　　"Boss, two things. First, have you read Weibo? The second episode of "Unexpectedly" has far more hits than [-]% of the main drama! The hits really exploded !"

　　".〃What?!" He Li was shocked, "What is the click volume? Why did it explode? Did it hurt anyone?"

　　"Boss, are you skinny again? Look at the hot search on Weibo and you are on the hot search again."

　　He Li listened and flipped through the phone to see that it was true.

　　Weibo hot search list one [the most bizarre director in history], which lasted for more than ten hours and showed no sign of falling.

　　The second and third on the list are [Unexpectedly, Episode [-]] and [He Daxian's Salted Braised Egg].

　　In this way, He Li, without knowing it, contracted the top three of Weibo's hot searches again.

　　"There is a second thing, boss, there are many products that want to endorse you, is it convenient for you? Let's discuss it together?"

　　"Why do you need me to bring salt? You go to the supermarket and buy two packs and send them away."

　　"Boss..." Meng Bai just wanted to cry but had no tears, could he still have a good time together!

　　"Okay okay, I'm quite convenient now, do you want to come to me?" He Li replied.

　　"Yes (good king is good) boss." Meng Bai replied, and then the doorbell rang.

　　I'll go, boy, go fast!Much more reliable than any Meituan takeout!

　　He Li sighed, then got up and opened the door.

　　"Boss!" Meng Bai stood at the door, surprised to see He leave the door.

　　"How long have you been waiting?" He Li asked.

　　"It won't be long, more than two hours." Meng Bai changed his shoes and entered the room, his tone was flat and he could not hear any emotion.

　　"Oh, it really didn't take long." He Li replied with a hand.

　　Meng Bai said that he now really wants to beat He Li for a meal.

　　"When I called you, I could hear voices in the house the first time, but not the second time. You didn't respond when you knocked on the door and the doorbell. If you call me ten minutes later, I'll call the police. already."

　　He Li scratched his head, did he actually sleep so deadly?

　　"Actually, I seem to hear the phone ringing..." He Li said, "But I muted the phone because it was too noisy."

Chapter 272 : You can't beat me~ Don't be angry! (8)

　　Ignore!I choose to ignore it!

　　Meng Bai took a deep breath and told himself this repeatedly in his mind.He was obviously a young master wearing a floral shirt, but at this moment, He Li was agitated by He Li like an angry little daughter-in-law.

　　Meng Bai put the folders in his hands on the coffee table and sat directly opposite He Li.

　　"That's all for now, advertisers who want to find your endorsement."

　　"I'm going!" He Li sighed, there are about a dozen advertisers in this pile, "Choose phobia, I don't know which one to choose after seeing so many."

　　Meng Bai was silent, He Li looked up at him and found that he was taking pictures of himself with his mobile phone.

　　"Old Bai, what are you doing? Could it be that you covet my beautiful beauty and want to take a candid photo?" He Li looked at the camera of his mobile phone, and his first reaction was that he was broadcasting live, and it turned out that he was right.

　　"Bah! I'm broadcasting live. I posted on Weibo before I came here, and now there are [-] people in the live broadcast room. You can ask everyone to help you choose."

　　He Li curled his lips and said, "Okay then. Shall I say hello? Friends in the live broadcast room, Lei Menhao, I am Houli!"

　　"He Daxian is live! This familiar taste is definitely He Daxian!"

　　"Wow, look what I saw! It's not the same if there are 743 agents, and they will start live broadcasts by themselves!"

　　"Monkey Immortal Lei Hao, I'm Lei's aluminum friend!"

　　He Li couldn't see the comments in the live broadcast room, so he had to continue to start his personal show.

　　"I'm going to choose a product to speak for him now, so please come and help as a reference." He Li said, waving the document in his hand towards the camera, "Although your opinions are of no use, I I won't change my mind, but I still ask a wave of superficial inquiries."

　　"The agent, please tell He Daxian, I want to wash him!"

　　"Manager, please tell He Daxian, I want to wash him too!"

　　"plus one!"

　　"Add 10086!!!"

　　Meng Bai looked at the comments and couldn't help laughing out loud.

　　"What's wrong?" He Li raised his head and looked at Meng Bai in confusion.

　　"It's nothing, you continue." Meng Bai covered his mouth and whispered, "They said they wanted to kill you."

　　Although the voice was small, He Li still heard it, "Hehe, I just like to see you hate me and can't kill me. I can't hit you, but I can't hit the back of your head~"

　　Nima, this guy is actually singing!

　　"Okay (bbff), take a small notebook and write it down, study and study."

　　"He Daxian is a realm that you can't reach in your life. How did Pi Cheng live like this?"

　　"I bet that in this live broadcast, He Daxian has to get skinned at least ten times! Lost the live broadcast of Japanese fans."

　　"Upstairs, I'm with you."

　　He Li opened the first document, which was made by an advertiser for a brand of chocolate.

　　"Defu, enjoy the silky smoothness. This is not bad. After the endorsement, you can eat a lot of chocolate, right?"

　　"You can try saying the slogan in front of the camera." Meng Bai said to He Li in a low voice, holding up his mobile phone.

　　He Li nodded and said, "I think so."

　　After saying that, he glanced at the slogan, and then put down the document in his hand, as if his face had changed, from a grinning look to an affectionate and serious look.

　　"I don't have time to participate in your past, and I will accompany your future to the end. Defu, getting you is the happiness of my life!"

　　This is a very handsome face, plus very affectionate, after reading the slogan, Meng Bai was speechless in surprise.

　　Great job my boss!

　　However, he was only handsome for three seconds, and as soon as he finished speaking, he immediately returned to his original appearance.

　　"I...I'm in love..."

　　"Oh my God, let me sink into chocolate~"

　　"He Daxian, he's so handsome..."

　　"Mama, this man teases me and doesn't marry me!"

　　Seeing that Meng Bai does not speak, the effect must be good.

　　There are no special effects, no filters, no scenes, only He Li alone, plus the slogan given by the advertiser, He Li has already performed perfectly, which makes people want to stop.