Pippi God of Longing for Life

　　"If He Daxian is a good endorser, I will eat it every day!"

　　"Me too! So happy!"

　　"I'm not fat because of my gluttony, but because of this man. What if I gain weight for him?"

　　"Don't make excuses for your fatness and gluttony," He Li fiddled with his mobile phone and entered his live broadcast room. Seeing everyone's comments, he couldn't help but say, "Eat chocolate every day, I'm afraid I won't get fat again if I don't get fat. Three highs."

　　"Do you know what the three highs are?" He Li suddenly looked affectionate and showed a charming smile at the camera.

　　"High blood sugar, high blood lipids, high blood pressure?"

　　"Is it not?"

　　"Looking at He Li's eyes, it's fine to not say anything~"

　　He Li fiddled with his hairstyle, and said in a low voice slowly, "Three highs are high income, high education, and tall stature."

　　"Wow, is this person really He Daxian? Why are you so flirtatious today?"

　　"Is that fake? My He Daxian can't be so affectionate..."

　　"Wodetian, He Daxian, if you say that again, I will return from the Pippi group to the girlfriend group!"

　　"He Daxian, you are tricking us into making mistakes. Chocolate is so sinful!"

　　Looking at the comments, He Li couldn't help but chuckle, "Of course, what I said about the three highs has anything to do with the chocolate you eat every day. Everyone knows where the meat grows, and whose blood pressure, blood sugar, and lipids grow. It's alright." After speaking, He Li put on an innocent look again.

　　[Pippi Energy +10! 】

　　As soon as the words were finished, a series of numerical changes appeared in He Li's eyes.

　　"I retract what I just said, I will never go to the girlfriend group in my life!"

　　"Withdraw! Such a He Daxian is a normal He Daxian. That affectionate and beautiful man just now is fake!"

　　"Passers-by pass by, saying that there is still such a skinny anchor?"

　　"Upstairs, He Daxian doesn't even know him, so let's go to the life you want to make up for."

　　He Li said it was very strange, what did I just say?

　　Am I just telling the truth?

　　How can you be so loving, you can contribute Pipi energy to yourself anytime, anywhere.Then you have to be respectful rather than obedient and take it all in.

　　Hey, you're welcome, you're so welcome!

　　Meng Bai looked at He Li in front of him, and the ability to move freely is really not a cover.One second, it was still affectionate, and the next second it returned to its original appearance.

　　"Alas." Meng Bai couldn't help sighing, "Boss, I didn't expect such a handsome person to have such a high talent!"

　　He Li accepted Meng Bai's compliment without any humility, "Of course! After all, people can't look good, and the sea can't be swept away."

　　"He Daxian's language is amazing, I learned it again."

　　"Article N of He Daxian's classic quotations: People can't look good, and the sea can't be swept away."

　　"He Daxian is still very skinny...".

Chapter 273: As long as the underwear is chosen well, the husband will go home early! (9)

　　"Well, it seems that you don't like this advertisement very much." He Li looked at everyone's comments and said with some regret.He also thought that he could get some chocolate from the advertiser for Reba to eat.

　　That snacker will definitely be very happy.

　　"This is... an ad for women's underwear?"

　　He Li opened the folder and was obviously shocked, "Mengbai, you still choose this kind of advertiser for me to endorse?"

　　Meng Bai, who was sitting opposite, said calmly, "Ah? Is that so? Maybe I accidentally clipped it in."

　　It's just a play-like look!

　　Meng Bai is definitely doing this on purpose, _I want to see myself making a fool of myself!

　　However, hehe, Ben Daxian is not afraid of heaven and earth, how could he become unsteady because of a small lady's panties?

　　"Women's underwear is actually nothing." He Li pretended to flip through two pages and continued, "As long as the underwear is selected well, my husband will definitely go home early. I can consider this!"

　　This is a good choice of underwear...

　　Husband will definitely go home early...

　　The audience is going to pee, Nima, this is not a car for kindergarten!

　　"Pfft hahaha, He Daxian is the incarnation of an old driver!"

　　"How can He Daxian say it without changing his face!"

　　"No, no, no, my mask is about to crack with laughter..."

　　Meng Bai, who was sitting opposite, also looked at this man with a dazed expression. He Li spread his hands, blame me?

　　"If you want to endorse me, I won't let you endorse it!" Meng Bai couldn't bear it any longer, he stepped forward and snatched the advertising endorsement of women's underwear, "confiscate it."

　　He Li's face was full of innocence, "It was the advertisement you found for me first, why are you being so cruel to me now, you are really weird and eccentric."

　　"Okay, okay, it's my fault, okay!" Meng Bai pretended to have a very bad attitude.

　　"Old Bai, this is your fault. Mixing women's panties in it is your own problem, right?"

　　Meng Bai looked at him, silent, he already felt bad.

　　"If you don't speak, I'll take it as your acquiescence." He Li continued, "Since it's your fault, then you should admit your mistake! It's not shameful for people to make mistakes. How can you correct your mistakes by admitting them? How can you guarantee that you won’t make them next time if you don’t correct them? If you do it again next time, wouldn’t you be a giant bear child? Balabala…”

　　Ten minutes later, under He Li's patient guidance and careful cultivation, Meng Bai finally shed tears of remorse.

　　Netizens who watched the live broadcast said that if the live broadcast could be fast-forwarded, they would fast-forward without hesitation;

　　If they can make themselves stand in front of He Li in an instant, they will not hesitate to pick up everything that can be put into their mouths to stop the serious and nonsense He Daxian.

　　"Oh, old white, I'm all here for your own good, you must not live up to my expectations for you."

　　His face was full of tears, and the ten minutes of preaching made his life worse than death. He couldn't even hear the sound of his left ear, and He Li's voice seemed to be a magic spell that looped endlessly in his ears.Is he really human?

　　"Mengbai, why don't you speak?" He Li asked with some concern, "Is it that you can't understand what I said? Or I didn't say enough, should I say more? Then let's do it again. First of all..."

　　"Stop, stop!" Hearing this, Meng Bai glared at He Li as if he had beaten chicken blood, "Boss, I was wrong! I shouldn't have neglected to put the advertisement of women's underwear in you! I admit my mistake! Write Review and deduction of wages can be anything, please stop talking about it!"

　　"Oh, okay." He Li said with a contented face, "I am really relieved to see that you are so sensible and so eager to correct your own problems. Since you have said so, then I will also It’s not about embarrassing you anymore, just go back and write a [-]-word review.”

　　"Good boss." Meng Bai wanted to cry without tears, let alone [-] words, [-] words were fine, as long as He Li didn't persuade himself, everything was easy to say!

　　He Li continued with a smile on his face, "You can't make a piece if you don't cut it. You can face up to your mistakes in such a positive way and listen to my teaching humbly. It's really amazing. Go back and remember that you have to write a review based on what I said. Don't tell me you forgot what I said, go back and watch the replay of the live broadcast, and I will remind you in minutes."

　　[Receive the white skin energy +10]

　　"My mother, is He Daxian a devil?!"

　　"I feel sorry for the manager's little brother, but He Daxian's punishment is really unbelievable. I'm dying of laughter!"

　　"I cried and cried, it's terrible to be a hot man, I don't want to be his girlfriend anymore!"

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　　"I am the leader of the girlfriend group, and now I announce that the girlfriend group is disbanded, and all of them will join the Pippi group!"

　　Ignoring the distressed netizens in the live broadcast room for Meng Bai, He Li continued to read the advertisement below as if nothing had happened.

　　"Then this is... an ad for jewelry?"

　　"Diamonds are forever, and one lasts forever. I think this is good, and I will find a female companion for you." Meng Bai held her cheeks, and said in a small voice.

　　"What's the matter? Diamonds are forever, and one will go bankrupt. I won't pick up this kind of tricky stuff!" He Li threw it aside without looking down.

　　Handsome and responsible.

　　Everyone: "…"

　　Are you still doing this? !

　　He said that a tall and high-end advertisement was like this? !

　　The most important thing is... there is no way to refute him... angry...

　　[Pipi energy +10! ]

　　[Pippi Energy...]

　　This time, Mengbai learned to be obedient, and He Li didn't participate in the whole process of watching the advertisement.

　　After He Li threw away the folder of the advertisement, Meng Bai just quietly stepped forward and picked it up.

　　"Hey, Meng Bai, why don't you talk? I think you can give me some advice. After all, you are my agent."

　　He Li looked at Meng Bai next to him and couldn't help but continue to look for topics.

　　Not to mention that there are only two of them in the room, just because Meng Bai did not discuss it with himself and started a live broadcast for himself, He Li should also make fun of him.

　　What's more, self-entertainment stand-up comics are boring, so you must have some fun!

　　Hearing He Li shouting to himself, Meng Bai felt bad.

　　Turning around stiffly, he forced himself to show a fake smile and said, "Boss, you see I'm just an ordinary agent. It might not be good for me to casually interject and express my opinion. How can I see the big picture like you do? I don’t mind which ad you choose as long as you like it! As long as you give an order, I will arrange it for you immediately!”

　　"Oh? That's how it is!" He Li looked suddenly enlightened.It seems to be very friendly, but everyone, including Meng Bai, has a vague idea.

　　Something is going to happen! .

Chapter 274: What kind of experience is it to chat someone crying? (10)

　　"Old Bai, do you know why the ancient monarchs declined so quickly?" He Li looked at Meng Bai with a serious look, his eyes full of light.

　　"Uh..." Meng Bai was a little scared, He Li's appearance was really imposing, and he was afraid, but he didn't know what to be afraid of.

　　"The ten permanent servants beside Han Lingdi Liu Hong and Huang Hao beside Liu Shan, do you know what they have in common?" He Li still looked so serious.

　　Meng Bai can really only be described by two words, suffering.I have already asked myself to write a [-]-word review just now, so why should I target myself now!

　　"They...are all scoundrels and thieves? Bewitching the emperor, disturbing people's hearts, and ultimately leading to the downfall of the contemporary emperor?" Meng Bai answered tentatively.

　　"No!" He Li's resolute and firm tone made everyone watching the live broadcast tremble.

　　"That is…?"

　　"They! They are all eunuchs!" His eyes were still firm, and his face was still serious.With his serious demeanor, "[-]" even made everyone feel that he didn't say it himself.

　　"The truth is such a truth, but why does it feel strange."