Pippi God of Longing for Life

　　Everyone is stunned, how much chocolate is made?

　　"Okay, that Daxian will analyze it for you.

　　First of all, Defu has an advertising slogan: Defu, enjoy silky smoothness; and Duofen also has an advertising slogan: Duofen, smooth and silky.They have the same silky smoothness. "After speaking, he nodded his head, feeling that what he said was very reasonable.

　　"...Secondly, Defu and Duofen, their English trademarks are the same."

　　As soon as I said this, I got a lot of responses.

　　"Hey, I found it too, it's all dove."

　　"Indeed, is what the hot man said true?"

　　"Oh my God, I've been eating so much shampoo..."

　　"I reported that I just ate a lot of points, and there is no taste of Dove. Now I am doing gastric lavage."

　　"I'm just joking, don't take it seriously." He Li glanced at the comments and quickly added, "Shampoo or something, it's better not to eat it if it's not processed. For the sake of your health."

　　Why is it better not to eat it without processing, and not to eat after processing?

　　Facing the boss who exists like Pippi, I am really tired.

　　Meng Bai was helpless, but there was nothing he could do.

　　The boss you choose, you can do it on your knees (or Li's).

　　"Do you know the difference between Dove's dove and Duo's dove?"

　　"Defu, getting you is happiness, the corresponding one is doyouloveme, which is a very romantic one; and Duofen is not so particular about it, it's just a simple English translation. If you say yes, it's like a dove of peace, a symbol of peace. ,hope."

　　It was the first time that He Daxian was so careful to give everyone popular science, and everyone said that he was very unfamiliar with such a He Daxian.It's uncomfortable to have no skin, such a He Daxian looks so strange!

　　"Boss, the comments say that you are so normal, which makes them unaccustomed." Meng Bai couldn't help but reminded secretly.

　　"Oh, the above is all made up by me." He Li said casually.

　　Meng Bai was stunned, and so were the audience.

　　You mean we just got fooled by you again?

　　So angry! .

Chapter 277: He Li: There is nothing in the world that I cannot hide! (3)

　　After successfully fooling the audience, He Li happily started flipping through the next advertisement.

　　"Lend your eyes to see her sunshine! Is this an advertisement for glasses?" He Li turned the pages curiously.

　　"Yes." Meng Bai replied from the side, "They also sent you a sample, you can try it on." With that, Meng Bai took out an eye box from his pocket.

　　Open the box to reveal a delicate silver-rimmed metal-rimmed pair of glasses.

　　"Do so many advertisers only give samples to this one?" He Li took the glasses and looked left and right. These are glasses without prescriptions.

　　"Of course not, there are samples of the chocolate wolf in front of you, but I didn't bring it because I thought it was troublesome." Meng Bai replied.

　　Nodding, He Li put on the glasses.

　　I have to say that some people look good no matter what they do, because their looks are too high.

　　Like a million in cash and a million in checks, it's all money and both are likable.

　　How should I put it, He Li who wears glasses is really...

　　What a delicate Sven leather!

　　The spring hearts of many ignorant girls were touched by him, and spring water appeared.

　　Well, that's an apt description.

　　"You can keep the samples and eat them. Just remember to fill up my refrigerator."

　　"But I think the spokesperson of glasses can find an ancient poet." He Li took off his glasses and fiddled with them twice, and said with a serious expression.

680 "Which ancient person?" Meng Bai asked.

　　"Li Bai."

　　"Because Li Bai's eyes are not good."

　　“How come you see?”

　　"You must have an impression of the poems you learned in elementary school. Do you remember "Silent Night Thoughts"?"

　　Meng Bai read it silently several times in his heart, and only said it with confidence when he was sure that there was no routine to pit him.

　　"Remember. The bright moonlight in front of the bed is suspected to be frost on the ground. Raise your head..."

　　"Stop!" He Li hurriedly interrupted, "There is a problem with the sentence. After my careful thinking, this sentence should be: the bright moonlight in front of the bed, eh? It's frost on the ground."

　　"It is inferred from this that Li Bai's eyes may not be very good, and he is very suitable for the spokesperson of glasses."

　　"Pi Daxian, you have a deep understanding of Tang poetry!"

　　"Chinese culture is extensive and profound, and He Daxian seems to understand it very thoroughly and deeply!"

　　"When will He Daxian teach me how to become so hot!"

　　Looking at the comments, He Li smiled and said, "Actually, there are many ancient poems. As long as you find the right method, you can memorize them very well. The following content is recommended for students who are going to take the college entrance examination."

　　"I believe you must be under a lot of pressure for the college entrance examination. Relax, the college entrance examination is very easy. So in order to help you relax, let's review the poems you have memorized."

　　"First and foremost, red crisp hands, yellow vine wine, two orioles singing green willows. Outside the long pavilion, beside the ancient road, a group of egrets ascended to the sky. How?

　　Meng Bai listened to He Li's ancient poems, and always felt that something was wrong, but there was nothing wrong with it.However, looking at the comments, he felt that he had to persuade He Li to stop.

　　"Boss, many people are asking about your home address, and they want to send you razors. I think if you continue to talk about it, you are misunderstanding your children. Many students who are going to take the college entrance examination next year say they will work hard with you." Meng Bai said , but my heart is happy.

　　Looking forward to letting them see He Li one day, and then slapped the boss hard and asked him to correct this skin problem.

　　"Okay, okay, then I won't talk about it. It seems that the children of today really don't remember it!" He Li was very melancholy and sad.

　　"I don't think about glasses. Let's look at the next one." Saying that, he pushed the glasses' plan to Meng Bai.

　　"Sunhuajing Children's Lung Heat Cough and Asthma Oral Liquid, this previous advertisement is quite popular!" He Li looked at this plan, but he was not creative, and the endorsement was also a white endorsement.

　　And this is not easy for a drug spokesperson.What do you want to do to represent a drug?

　　Looking forward to everyone getting sick, and then they all come to buy the medicine you endorse?

　　Think it's not so good.

　　Therefore, the spokesperson of the drug does not have to choose a well-known person at all, which is not good for both parties.

　　"It's not good for children to cough. What should I do? Most of them are pretending to be (bbbe), and it's good to have a fight." He Li spread his hands and said, "I don't think a drug spokesperson is very suitable for me."

　　Is it so cruel?

　　OK, OK, what are you talking about!

　　If you say that the child is pretending, then go beat it, if it is not suitable, then change to the next one!

　　Meng Bai took away the plan with discernment, and opened the next one to He Li to see, he was still an advertiser of medicines.

　　"Marin stomach medicine has been used to treat gastritis for [-] years. Stomach pain, soreness, flatulence, stomach discomfort, don't carry it, use Marin stomach medicine!" He Li did not hesitate to read the slogan to these advertisers.

　　"It's not very good either." He Li said, "It's not good if it's not good. The name of this medicine is not good enough. I think one more word can be added, it's called Martinlin Stomach Medicine."

　　"Why?" Meng Bai raised the questions everyone wanted to ask.

　　"Because during the Three Kingdoms period there was a fierce general named Ma Dai, the word was Dinglin. There was also a fierce general in the Three Kingdoms period, named Wei Yan. It is mentioned in the book that Ma Dai killed Wei Yan. So it is said—

　　Martinlin specializes in gastritis! "

　　cough! !

　　Everyone will be choked to death!

　　Meng Bai looked at him in shock, his eyes seemed to say, 'You can also skin this? '

　　He Li smiled lightly, and his eyes indicated 'Of course, there is nothing in the world that I can't skin! '

　　"He Daxian is too skinny, hahaha, God, Ding Lin specializes in gastritis, I almost believed it..."

　　"I think it can. He Daxian has a lot of knowledge. I guess that after the live broadcast, there will be countless advertisers who will invite him to plan their advertisements!"

　　"He Daxian is going to grab the job of planning, wow hahaha."

　　"Boss, do you consider this advertisement?" Meng Bai asked.

　　"I don't think about it." He Li said without hesitation, "I'll just make a small suggestion, and I won't endorse drugs."

　　"Okay." Said, Meng Bai took the plan again.

　　In the blink of an eye, the planning books on his side are already much higher than those on He Li's side, and Meng Bai is a little worried. If he chooses according to He Li, I am afraid that there will be none left in the end.

　　However, He Li still chooses advertisers according to his own ideas, completely ignoring the suggestions of netizens and his own.

　　In this way, Meng Bai couldn't help but feel a little emotional. It was his first time as an agent, how could he feel that he had never participated in any of the boss's actions except contacting the boss and the director of the sponsor manufacturer.

　　"Milk powder? No, no, I don't like drinking it."

　　"Are you wet? I can't use this either. Maybe in the future."

　　"Wheelchair? This... Wouldn't it be more convincing to find an old man..."

　　"Good father laundry detergent? Let's talk about it after I get married and have children. I hope this brand can be sold for decades.".

Chapter 278: He Li, the God of Cars! (4)

　　"This is..." He Li's expression suddenly froze, obviously surprised by the thing in his hand.

　　"A Durex advertisement?!"

　　He Li was surprised. In the original world, Durex's copywriting was indeed very famous, but he had never heard that Durex needed a spokesperson.I didn't expect the parallel world to be so open?

　　"This one, it's quite special." Meng Bai explained on the side, "The advertiser means to shoot a lot of pieces at one time, so the price is very high. I didn't even read it because it was written too much, just as you can look carefully."

　　"Sounds troublesome..." He Li whispered.

　　Also happy on the screen.

　　"Endorsement for Durex? How to endorse? Is there a picture of He Daxian printed on each packaging bag? Or is there a picture of He Daxian printed on each product?"

　　"This is too weird. If He Daxian can accept this advertisement, I will live broadcast and sell my ass!"

　　"I live to eat a bowl of Xiang!"