Pippi God of Longing for Life

　　"The two upstairs are really a standard flag!"

　　"I have already memorized your IDs. The Zhuge girl who sells ass and Chi Xiang's three years of blood earning, then set up a group to chat privately, so as not to be blocked!"

　　Flip through the planning book, He Li smiled and read out the slogan: "Fast is not necessarily the best, the longest is the best! Well, yes, it's very meaningful."

　　"Where is the deep meaning? It's obviously very straightforward." Meng Bai pouted and said disdainfully.

　　"The following sub-shot is like this. On the field, there is a player Liu Xiang, who is very fast and has won many medals. But in a game, he failed to persist to the end, and I was the one who persisted to the end. ."

　　If we don't understand or understand, we are still pure children, what is unpleasant and lasting, don't bring us down.

　　"Oh, there are so many pure people in the live broadcast room." He Li said in an extremely exaggerated tone with distrust written all over his face, "Then you know what three dozen..."

　　"Sir." Peter's sudden appearance shocked He Li, "Sir, I will remind you once again that there are no Four Great Classics in this world."

　　Oh yes!

　　Pete did say before that he also had the urge to write a copy.I thought it was pretty good at the time, but I didn't expect it to affect my driving now!

　　Hey, it's annoying.

　　If that's the case, then he'll change his words.

　　"Do you know what it means to be hit three times?"

　　Snapped!Snapped!Snapped!

　　I don't know, we're still pure children, and we don't understand what you're talking about.

　　"I don't even know how to say that I'm a child? Being beaten means that you are naughty and need to be beaten. Being beaten is naturally the punishment of the parents!"

　　He Li, whether you are a hot man or not, believe it or not, we will hit you!

　　"Okay, children, do you know what the perfect love is?" He Li reluctantly echoed the words of the water friends, otherwise in the next second, he was really afraid that netizens would suddenly come out and beat him.

　　Even if the water friends don't come out, Mengbai's eyes are full of unfriendlyness now.

　　Sudden sensational route?

　　Meng Bai looked at He Li, although he didn't understand what his routine was, but he was sure that in the next second, He Li would definitely make everyone grit their teeth.

　　"Two people who admire each other, you know my strengths and weaknesses, and I know your depths." He Li said with a smile, his hands clasped together, pretending to be intoxicated.

　　"My day, is He Daxian going to be a car god today?"

　　"This is not a car for kindergarten! Let me go!"

　　"He Daxian, if you don't agree, you're racing! I think you need some decontamination powder."

　　"Haha." He Li suddenly sneered, "I have welded the car door to death, and no one wants to go out."

　　Is there anyone who can take care of He Daxian, what is he doing today?

　　The speed of drag racing is too fast, it is terrible!

　　The driver is motion sickness, can you slow down?Why don't you talk about Durex's commercials, why did you suddenly start the car?

　　On the surface, netizens don't eat this set, and they are allergic to this set, but in fact they have no choice but to say a few more words. The number of people in the live broadcast room is not only not small, but has more than doubled!

　　Completely utterly honest!

　　"Forget it, I won't discuss it with you. You don't know what love is."

　　What is it called?

　　You say it again, what to do, what to love?

　　"But then again, Durex products are doing pretty well!" He Li said with emotion, "According to statistics, the total number of Durex products sold by Tianmiao supermarkets in 2016 can intercept more than 3320000 trillion sex chromosomes!"

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　　God tm sex chromosomes, Mongolian white forehead.

　　He Li, this person is all good, but he is too skinny.

　　"I'm in love with you. It just so happens that I have a project worth hundreds of millions of dollars here. Would you like to talk to me?"

　　They will think deeply about every word He Li said.

　　After guessing the real meaning, I sighed that I had become so understanding, and shared the answer with everyone by the way; if I didn't guess, I stared at the screen and waited for the old driver's answer.

　　"Hey, Meng Bai, why do you look like you can't listen?" Seeing Meng Bai covering his face, He Li was a little strange.

　　Meng Bai shook his head silently.

　　"You're all young people in the [-]st century. Why can't you just say a few words? Look at the playboy you're wearing, is it an old antique?" He Li asked.

　　Seeing that Meng Bai ignored him, He Li continued, "Since ancient times, Chinese people have always regarded sex as filthy and indecent. Wake up, how many years have you been since the reform and opening up?"

　　"Positive solution, I think what He Daxian said is very reasonable. Chinese people really need to pay more attention to this issue, otherwise the Internet will be strictly investigated and cracked down in the future, and the Chinese may be extinct."

　　"No wonder, the state advocated family planning in the past, and now the two-child policy is fully implemented. This is really a big crisis faced by Chinese people!"

　　"I think the first thing I should do is to give me back the harmonized content in my Baidu Yun!"

　　"But the knowledge of popular science has nothing to do with you." He Li paused and said, "You are all veteran drivers, and it stands to reason that you should all be banned. You... you really can't pass the trial."

　　Normal science is just like this group of old drivers, who blame children every minute to help them open the door to a new world.

　　"Does anyone have any content that has been harmonized? We can chat privately!" He Li said.

　　Immediately, someone replied that they had.

　　Ugh, this man is serious.

　　The gentleman who pretended not to be in the same boat with us a second ago was exposed at this second.

　　"Okay, no problem, I remember your names, wait for the next broadcast to privately chat with me, and I will report it."

　　He Daxian, you have no friends by doing this! .

Chapter 279: Do you want to play with a big one? (5)

　　The car is also racing, the skin is also skinned, and the energy is collected.

　　Well, it's time to end today's livestream.

　　And He Li already has his own ideas. He is very interested in a certain product. If it is done, it will be a stable source of energy for Pipi.

　　"This is the last advertiser, and I have already decided which one to choose." He Li sorted out the advertisements that were reserved as alternatives, and there were only three advertisements in total.

　　Meng Bai was also very nervous. He had a hunch that He Li was definitely interested in this advertisement by keeping Durex.

　　He Li pretended to open each one and glanced at each one and said, "I'll choose Durex."

　　Meng Bai said, "Why?"

　　He Liyi shrugged: "Because it will be used later."

　　Of course, what he said was used, not the meaning that everyone understood.

　　It is obvious that Mengbai wanted to distort "three six zeros".

　　I'll use it later, no problem.

　　If you don't wear a condom, she'll have to take medicine.Dare to let her take medicine, I am afraid she will die.

　　Human beings really take great pains to deal with disobedient sons.

　　"It was filming this afternoon, boss, it's time for us to stop broadcasting." Meng Bai raised his hand and glanced at his watch, and said to He Li, who was looking at the advertisement with a contented face.

　　He Li raised his head and said, "This episode ends here. Welcome to the next episode, although I don't know when the next episode will be, so say goodbye~"

　　After speaking, Meng Bai hung up the live broadcast, and the two cooperated seamlessly.

　　"Boss, I have already sent a message to the Durex advertiser. I have a few other small things to tell you." Meng Bai looked at his phone and found some copyright requests from the 99+ news.

　　"I would like to use the creative advertisement you mentioned, as well as the poem. The price is easy to negotiate, what are your plans?" Meng Bai asked, "Not only this one, but many of the ones you mentioned before have come to discuss with you. , want your ad creative."

　　"If you want, give it to them. You can negotiate the price. You will need money to make movies in the future." He Li stretched his waist and said.

　　Meng Bai nodded, he also thought so, rather than wasting these ideas in his hands, it would be better to sell them at a good price.

　　"Boss, let's go, the car outside has been arranged."

　　shooting scene.

　　A man said enthusiastically: "Hey, you are Mr. He Li He. Thank you very much for coming to endorse our products! I am the general manager of Durex, Dong Zong."

　　After all, he stepped forward to shake hands with He Li.

　　He Li was stunned, now people introduce themselves like this?

　　That can't be lost, he replied enthusiastically: "Hello, I'm Durex's spokesperson, He Dai."

　　"Ahahaha, young people are really humorous."

　　"Boss, his name is President Dong." Meng Bai reminded him softly in He Li's ear.

　　i wipe...

　　Would any parent name their child like this?

　　He Li was shocked, but after all, the general manager is also a very high position, so it seems that the parents also have foresight.

　　Looking at the man in front of him, he was in his fifties, when his career was stable.There is no promotion yet, and it is estimated that it will be enough in the future.

　　Dong Zong had heard that He Li had a nickname called He Daxian, which seemed to be a special researcher of metaphysics.And he believed in metaphysics very much. How could he miss such a good opportunity when he had a chance to meet him this time?

　　"Master He, it is known that you have some research on metaphysics. Can you help me to see it? It mainly depends on your career." Although Mr. Dong was a little embarrassed, he still expressed his inner request.

　　"Naturally."

　　He Li replied cryptically, "It shouldn't be easy for you to be in this position."

　　Indeed, when he first started working, he started as a small clerk.

　　Later, his career gradually gained momentum, and he was promoted by the general manager to the staff leader.Later, because of his good performance, he was promoted to deputy general manager by the chairman.

　　Being a deputy general manager is not so satisfying. The general manager always finds fault with himself, and there are many employees who are not satisfied.In this way, after working hard for several years, the general manager was transferred, and he finally became the general manager as he wished.

　　"I see that your face is bitter, isn't your career going well?" He Li said.

　　"Indeed." Mr. Dong sighed and said all the difficult problems he had encountered recently.

　　"Okay, I understand you." He Li said, "Your name is very special. Do you know why you stagnate when you become the general manager?"

　　Dong Zong suddenly realized, "Could it be because of my name! If I change my name to Dong Dong, then can I..."