Pippi God of Longing for Life
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Peng Peng let go a little after filming for a day. He didn't dare to say anything like when he first came, and continued: "I think my luck is good, otherwise I really don't know where it is."
He Jiong shook his head and said, "Peng Peng, you are working hard yourself, why don't you speak to Xiao He?"
"I envy you." He Li said.
"Envy what?"
"Envy you all have stories, unlike me, a handsome word runs through my life."
It's tiring to chat with this person, let's not play with him, okay?
And so angry, we don't know how to refute it!
"I think that after watching the show for a day, I have figured out He Li's routine, but it is always one foot high..."
"Mushroom House: The longest road I've traveled is He Li's routine."
"Look at everyone's eyes, hahahaha, isn't there going to be a murder tonight?"
"Ben Mengmei officially announced to leave the little brother He Li's face powder group and join the Pippi group!"
"666, is the Pipi team ok?"
He Jiong decided to change the subject: "Come on everyone, we have to think of a show for the long night!"
Huang Lei suggested: "So, everyone tell a joke, right?"
He Li refused: "I can't do this. I'm a serious and serious person. I can't talk about it."
Does your conscience hurt when you say this?
He Jiong simply ignored him and said, "I'll come first. There used to be an elk who was playing in the deep forest and got lost accidentally. So he called his good friend Giraffe: 'Hey... I'm lost!' The giraffe heard it and replied, "Hey~ my giraffe is hot! "I'm done."
The other four laughed, making He Li stunned.
Is this joke funny?
Why can't I get it myself!
Next, it was Huang Lei's turn: "Which of the two girls in the dormitory has more smelly feet? One girl said, if I take off my shoes, you all have to run. The other girl said, if I drag my shoes, one of you will Don't even try to run!"
The crowd laughed again.
Then there are Dahua, Pumbaa, and Reba.
He Li was a little sad, he found himself so cold, he couldn't laugh at the jokes these people told, it was very painful.
Reba was already laughing so hard, she quickly touched He Li and said, "It's up to you!"
Okay, if you want to tell bad jokes, then I'll tell bad jokes too.
He Li said, "Have you seen One Piece?"
"Mmmmm, I've seen it."
"There is a sentence in the middle that you must know, I, Luffy, want to be the Pirate King!"
"I know, and then what?"
"Then the people of Shanghai scrambled against theft."
Chapter 47: I am moved (5 more)
(Anyway, it's a shame to say that the update is over because the update is slow today because of Lao Wang's waist...)
No one laughed at this time. He Li was very relieved. It seemed that in the rank of cold jokes, everyone's comprehension was similar.
Just when he was happy with his gregariousness, Reba suddenly exclaimed: "Ah, I know! Be the king of thieves in Shanghai! Hahahaha that's funny!"
"That's it, hahaha!"
"I just understood, it's funny!"
There has never been a moment when it has been so difficult for him to think that being a good person.
After a tough joke, it's still very early. This is authentic country life. If you exclude modern entertainment such as TV and mobile phones, you will find that life is very slow.
He Jiong suggested that everyone play games, which is a good idea.
What to play?
Reba said happily: "Let's play wooden man, I'm very good at this one!"
The six people sit in a circle and see each other after the game starts.
In less than a second, Dahua collapsed because Xiao H licked him when he passed by.
Dahua saw that he was out of the game, so he simply turned on the trouble mode, making crazy faces in front of everyone.
At present, it seems that the effect is outstanding, directly taking Peng Peng, He Jiong and Huang Lei out of the game.
Huang Lei said: "In this way, the two of you don't sit still and stare at each other."
He Jiong clapped his hands and said, "This is good, come on, change your posture!"
He Li and Reba were forced to change their angles, and the other four looked at them with gusto with the 'melon-eating expression'.
This is the first time I look at this girl so closely and seriously, right?
She was so beautiful, with big eyes and a high nose, a smile at the corners of her mouth, and her complexion as sebum.
Reba was also looking at He Li at the same time. She was a little flustered. She spent a whole day together today without asking her heart for an answer.
do you like him?
Still like him?
Thinking about it like this, she blushed and couldn't hold on, Reba was ready to admit defeat.
Unexpectedly, He Li spoke first: "I admit defeat, Reba won."
Reba was stunned and asked, "Why, you didn't move?"
He Li said, "I'm moved."
The air suddenly stopped, and Reba felt an instant blank in her head.
call-
He Jiong shivered all over, and began to take the lead in coaxing: "Little He Xing! I can't bear what I said!"
Huang Lei also learned to shiver: "The young people today are amazing, they will come when they open their mouths."
This operation is different, with a hint of flirt in the skin, high rank!
Dahua swallowed a mouthful of saliva and said admiringly, "Brother, no, Master! Can you teach me? How can I become like you?"
Peng Peng also showed a very interested expression.
He Li thought for a while, and said profoundly: "There are not many interesting things in this world. A girl's blush is better than a large dialogue. If you understand this sentence, you will succeed."
This sentence is different. Even the young girls who acted as background boards behind the scenes were picked up, and their bodies were soft when they were said by this sentence.
"God, little brother He Li suddenly became so good..."
"It's an ideal male ticket. If you can fall in love with him, it will be very interesting every day, right?"
"Little Nizichun is excited? Go flirt, get the moon first when you are near the water tower!"
"Don't talk about me, aren't you excited? He's handsome, he can talk, he's humorous, and he has so much ability... Oh, the more I talk, the more I want to take him back!"
Their chatter didn't stop until Wang Yuzheng coughed.
Is a girl's blush better than a long line of dialogue?
Reba murmured this sentence repeatedly, and the soft light in her eyes couldn't be melted.
But at this time, the phone in the living room rang and destroyed the atmosphere.
He Li was the closest to sitting outside, so he took the initiative to walk over.
As soon as the phone was connected, there was a long list of food announcements: "Hello, is this Mushroom House? I'm tomorrow's guest, and I want to order fried steak, roasted goose, duck stuffed with rice, and fried fish. "
Snapped.
He Li hung up the phone with no expression on his face.
Are you going to read through?
Where did this guest come from, it's going to die!
He Li walked into the yard, and Huang Lei asked, "Is there a guest here? What did you order?"
"Hehe, I hung up."
He Jiong was taken aback and said, "Why did you hang up?"
He Lidao: "I didn't know who it was, but the voice was a clear female voice, but as soon as I opened my mouth, there was a long list of dish names. I just counted at least seven or eight, and if she doesn't hang up, I will continue talking!"
Huang Lei said: "It's good! Whose child is this, I don't know the market of the mushroom house!"
He Li thought for a moment and said, "This is not right, it is not right."
Then he faced Wang Yuzheng and said, "Director Wang, are you bewitching me?!"
Everyone was stunned, oh yes!
How can ordinary guests order food like this, it's plain annoying, it can only be someone said something.
Wang Yuzheng's heart jumped, Mom, this kid's reaction is too fast, right?
He opened his mouth to say something, but the ringing of the phone saved his life.
He Jiong said: "Let's go out and find Pharaoh to settle the account later, go answer the phone first, let me hear who it is!"
Chapter 48: An dare to compete in bed with me! (1 more)
The phone in the living room kept ringing, as if to announce the anger of being hung up.
This time was different. All the six people in the mushroom house squatted beside the phone, wanting to see what happened to this person.
He Li suddenly had a flash of inspiration in his mind, and said, "Playing with guests at night, I'll be idle when I'm idle. I'll pick it up."
Everyone was stunned by what he said, what the heck?
Shouldn't it be raining to beat a child?
However, Wang Yuzheng, who was hiding behind the monitor, felt that something was wrong. Everyone spent a whole day together today. At least he understood a little of He Li's character.
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