Pippi God of Longing for Life

　　Whenever he does, it means he has to do something different.

　　In a nutshell, it's about opening the skin!

　　Coincidentally, not only Wang Yuzheng thinks so, others including the audience think so, but the mood is completely different.

　　Hehe, inexplicably felt that there was a good show to watch!

　　"Come, come, give it to you, please start your performance!" He Jiong quickly stepped aside.

　　The phone is connected, the speakerphone is on.

　　"Are you that person just now? Why did you hang up on me?" The voice over there was indeed a female voice, very young and clear.

　　Xiao He gave Lao He a wink, can you hear it?

　　Lao He shook his head, not at present, you have to say a few more words.

　　"Hey, hey, can you hear me? I'm a guest tomorrow, I want to order!" a female voice asked.

　　He Li cleared his throat and activated his god-level ventriloquism!

　　"Hey, hello, who are you?"

　　The closest to He Li were He Jiong and Reba. The moment he heard the voice, Reba turned to look at him in horror, while He Jiong subconsciously took two steps back quickly.

　　What did they hear, the voice of a cute little girl!

　　The voice and tone are exactly the same, like a five-year-old girl talking in front of them!

　　Reba wanted to scream out loud, but fortunately He Li found out quickly, so he quickly covered her, shoved her and said in her ear, "Don't make a sound, or it won't be fun."

　　The warm breath from her ear hit Reba's heart directly, making her tremble.

　　The red lips parted slightly, and without knowing what to think, he stretched out Xiang She and gently licked He Li's palm.

　　Both of their faces turned red all of a sudden!

　　He Li was stunned, what did this girl want to do?

　　Is the mood of coveting my prosperous beauty already so impatient?

　　Reba is also stunned, what is she doing, and now she doesn't know how to explain it!

　　Fortunately, the voice on the other end of the phone broke the stagnant atmosphere between the two: "Uh, did I make the wrong call? Who are you, little sister, is it the mushroom house?"

　　He Li took a deep breath, suppressed the restlessness in his heart, and re-manipulated the loli voice and said, "Mushroom... house? What is that, can you eat it? Why don't you wait a moment, my sister, and I will call me Gege come to talk to you."

　　He said quickly, "Oh, no, no, thank you, my sister made the wrong call."

　　The phone hung up, and everyone felt that they had returned to the world from a fantasy.

　　"My mother, Xiao He, you, you, how did you do it?" He Jiong was finally able to ask the question he wanted to ask just now but kept suffocating.

　　Huang Lei thought for a while and said, "Did you turn on the voice changer? High-tech stuff?"

　　He Li said with a smile: "With a little skill, there is such a skill as ventriloquist in China since ancient times, you know?"

　　This time it was Peng Peng who answered: "I know! I have read this text in junior high school, and there are people who are good at ventriloquism in Beijing—is that this?"

　　He Li replied, "That's it."

　　Huang Lei exclaimed: "You still know ventriloquism? You know too much!"

　　He Li shyly forgave his head and said, "I understand a little, I understand a little. Life is not easy, so versatile!"

　　Yes, this versatile they are also kneeling.

　　At this moment, the phone rang for the third time, and everyone could not ignore the surprise, so everyone quickly focused their attention here.

　　Turning on the speakerphone, the voice over there seemed a little uncertain: "I should have made a mistake, may I ask... Are you Mushroom House?"

　　He left his mouth, this time it was a Zheng Taiyin!

　　"Who are you, Miss? My sister just said someone was looking for me?"

　　It was very straightforward this time, and he said sorry directly and hung up the phone.

　　Less than ten seconds later, the fourth call came, and everyone couldn't help but snickered when they saw it.

　　Because the caller ID number on the landline has changed!

　　After being silent for a long time, he asked cautiously, "Hello... Is this the mushroom house?"

　　He Li's mouth twitched, it's time.

　　The voice that was so old that it seemed that he was about to die in the next moment sounded, and it was as deep as the night wind blowing: "Little...Little girl, we are not...not the mushroom house...it is...the devil's house..."

　　"what!!!"

　　It completely collapsed over there. It is estimated that the mobile phone in his hand was thrown out, and there was a bang!

　　Ha ha.

　　He Li whispered disdainfully, "It's weak in the back, and the front is not fine. The strength is loose, the twitching is slow. There is not even a decent body position."

　　"An dare to compete in bed with me?"

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Chapter 49: Unequal treaties (2 more)

　　The audience completely exploded. If things didn't happen right under their noses, they would really feel like hell!

　　"He Li turned out to be a hidden voice changer? Wouldn't it be a recorded voice?"

　　"Impossible, look at Teacher He Reba's expressions, the stars don't seem to be pretending."

　　"It's inhuman! How can one person imitate so many voices!"

　　"Read hard, in the junior high school Chinese textbook, the ventriloquist is more scary, right?"

　　"Internet, online dating? I have everything!"

　　"He Liyin: It refers to all the sounds that human beings, men, women and children can make. Remember this knowledge point, and you will take the test in the future!"

　　Huaxia Hengdian, here just finished a TV series the day before yesterday.

　　If He Li were here, he would definitely complain that the wheels of history are very similar, it's a little bit late, but there are still some.

　　I just don't know if it's still the same name in this life.

　　In the living room of a hotel suite, the two girls barely hugged each other and shivered.

　　"We... did we get a ghost call?"

　　"I don't know, my hairs stand up when I hear that voice just now..."

　　The manager of the two was also nearby, but he was older and more courageous, and said, "Don't talk nonsense, I'll make a phone call with Director Wang to confirm whether it is this number."

　　But this Director Wang's phone was connected, but no one answered.

　　This time everyone's faces are not good-looking, what's going on, let me give you an explanation!

　　A young girl suddenly said, "If I remember the life I yearn for, it's a live broadcast, right?"

　　"Yeah, what's wrong?"

　　"Let's go directly to the live broadcast room to see, we can always find something!"

　　"It makes sense, hurry up, where's my phone?"

　　"Use mine, your phone was thrown under the bed..."

　　In the mushroom house, it is normal for Wang Yuzheng to not answer the phone, because he has been locked by the first-class cannon in the world!

　　That is Huang Lei, who is holding slippers: "Old Wang, you can, we made you a little money during the day, and you will call a guest to deal with us at night?"

　　At this time, five men surrounded Wang Yuzheng in the corner, all gearing up for it.

　　"Don't don't don't, everyone has something to say, how can people who are literate do it? It's not me, it's not me!" Wang Yuzheng decided not to admit it, if he admits it, he won't panic, why is it true? I don't know what other tricks to fix him.

　　It was terrible. As soon as the old voice came out, even he was shocked.

　　If this guy doesn't sleep in the middle of the night and runs to his side and says, he will probably go to the underworld to find Meng Po to drink the little tea he loves.

　　He Li sneered: "Isn't it you? You think we are stupid, which guest would order so many dishes for no reason, fried steak, roasted goose, Jiangmi stuffed duck... Is she a pig?"

　　As soon as the two girls opened the live broadcast room, nothing else was heard. The first sentence was "Is she a pig?" This kind of torture comes from the soul.

　　I'm so angry!

　　No, it really was the phone number of the mushroom house just now, right?But what's with those voices, voice changer?

　　And who is this young man, he's... he looks good.

　　No, no, you can do whatever you want when you look good!

　　Can we say we are pigs!

　　The pictures in the live broadcast room are still going on. Reba may have been with He Li for a long time, so she took a knife: "There is no such actress who will eat so much, so don't you want to manage your body?"

　　He Jiong said: "Pharaoh, just admit it, be lenient when you confess, and be strict when you resist!"

　　Wang Yuzheng really had no choice, and said with a dry smile: "Okay, okay, I... I did tell them something, you can order a little more of those dishes."

　　Huang Lei continued to focus on the key points: "They? More than two people? I don't think you just said 'a little', old man."

　　He Li said: "Brother Lei, did our show say that, apart from the set rules and force majeure changes, there is no variety show at all?"

　　Huang Lei replied: "Yeah, this is still the rules of the game that I, brother Jiong, and Pharaoh made together. It's boring to have a script for this show."

　　He Li nodded and said, "Is that so~ Does the behavior of interfering with the guests' ordering belong to a script?"

　　Wang Yuzheng became anxious: "Xiao He! Don't go online like this! I was wrong and wrong, and I will never do this again!"

　　Huang Lei and He Jiong's eyes lit up, really!

　　The three of them laughed.

　　In the end, Wang Yuzheng signed three unequal treaties with them with tears in his eyes.

　　The price of the first item becomes [-]% off.

　　Second, what was originally only [-] yuan after transplanting has become [-] yuan.

　　Third, the ingredients for tomorrow's guests will be halved in price.

　　left satisfied.