Pippi God of Longing for Life

　　"The first director in the history of variety shows who was free from play and was locked by a guest..."

　　"This is only fair. If the director does something stupid, he will not be held responsible."

　　"He Daxian: If you're okay, you'll be torn till you grow old!"

　　"I'll give Wang Dao a column of incense first and eat wild pepper sauce, 23333.".

Chapter 451: Do you eat chicken?

　　With the cooperation of He Li and Yang Mi, Wang Yuzheng was forcefully fed a mouthful of spicy sauce, and then his whole face turned red at a speed visible to the naked eye!

　　"Give me water, chilled water..."

　　After being released by He Li, Wang Yuzheng immediately jumped up, stuck his tongue out like a pug, and rushed into the hotel lobby to ask the boss for iced water.

　　Looking at the spoon in her hand, Yang Mi couldn't help but grinned and said, "Are we going too far?"

　　"When you eat super spicy instant noodles, you won't feel too much. You will only feel that you are too kind." He Li looked at Wang Yuzheng, who was pouring mineral water in the hall, and shrugged.

　　Originally, who stipulated that only the director could cheat on the guests?

　　Wang Yuzheng didn't know how much water he drank before he could suppress the burning sensation in his mouth. When he returned to the platform, he was like a donkey, and his stomach thumped as soon as he moved, and his mouth was still red.

　　"Huh, pick out those miscellaneous things!"

　　Wang Yuzheng took a deep breath to press down the water that was pouring into his throat, and asked the assistant directors to pick out some of the color prints. Then he opened another color print and looked at He Li: "Go on!"

　　Inside is Zhang Manyu when he was young.

　　583 "Manyu." He Li said without hesitation.

　　Wang Yuzheng opened a color print again and looked at Yang Mi.

　　"Andy!" Yang Mi answered smoothly this time.

　　Wang Yuzheng opened a color print again and looked at the third Reba, but it was Yaya next to him who stood up, looking like he wanted to answer.

　　"Wang Zulan...Xian!" Reba answered with her tongue twisted on the bench.

　　"Wrong, serve hot sauce!"

　　Wang Yuzheng smiled and waved to the assistant director who had been waiting for a long time beside him. A spoonful of hot sauce was immediately put into the instant noodle pot. After a while, the steam from the pot was filled with a choking spicy taste. .

　　"You can't use this method, I'm still nervous when it's my turn." Reba said to Yaya with a sad face.

　　Ya Ya lowered her head speechlessly.

　　Answering the question and starting again, Wang Yuzheng has fewer and fewer color prints in his hand, and spoonfuls of hot sauce are also put into the instant noodle pot one after another. The air is filled with a choking spicy smell. Probably will sweat.

　　"Yuanbiao~!"

　　"Noon horse~!"

　　"Wu Mengda~!"

(bfai) After a reincarnation, He Li was the last to answer, looking at the hot sauce bottle in the hands of the assistant director, at this time there was only one bottom left.

　　"Well, everyone can cook the noodles and eat." Wang Yuzheng nodded contentedly.

　　Wumei Qiqi breathed a sigh of relief, and slumped on the bench, staring at a pot of chili water.

　　He Li took half a pot of vinegar from the kitchen and added it to the pot, and then began to soak the noodles in it: "Vinegar can neutralize the spicy taste, don't drink soup, just eat hot pot noodles."

　　"Squeeze the watermelon juice in, can it also neutralize the spiciness?" Zhao Liying's eyes lit up, pointing to the six-toothed watermelon next to her.

　　"You want to eat dark food."

　　He Li felt a flock of crows flying over his head.

　　Sure enough, he is a big star who never touches the spring water with ten fingers. Even if he is from a rural area, he cannot resist the erosion of a good life for a few years, and his life skills have already degenerated.

　　The instant noodles were cooked quickly. Each of the six people took a small bowl and drank the instant noodles from the chili water. Not to mention, there was indeed a feeling of eating hot pot and eating noodles at the end, which was inexplicably refreshing.

　　He Li bought a few bottles of cold beer from the hotel with pocket money, and ate hot pot noodles and drank cold beer, and it became even more fitting. The six of them were sweating profusely, and they still couldn't stop eating.

　　Wang Yuzheng, who was on the side, was still waiting to see the joke, but in the end he swallowed greedily: "This is different from what I expected!"

　　"Then what do you want? Do you still want us to drink the soup with the pot?" Yang Mi wiped the sweat from her face, and said angrily.

　　"Well, I did think that way at first." Wang Yuzheng nodded shamelessly and admitted.

　　Everyone was speechless. It seemed that feeding him a spoonful of hot sauce was right at first. This man's heart is black.

　　After eating a pot of instant noodles, Wumei looked like she had just come out of the sauna, her face was flushed and her head was sweating profusely. After eating, I jumped directly into the sea and swam for a lap, that's called a hero.

　　"It's still early, how about doing a breakfast task by the way?" Wang Yuzheng looked at the six people who were sitting in a row eating watermelon to relieve spicy food.

　　"What mission?" Everyone said lazily.

　　"Play chicken, divide into two teams, which team ranks high, and that team has breakfast tomorrow!" Wang Yuzheng laughed.

　　"OK!"

　　Yang Mi immediately raised her hand in approval.

　　She is a well-known game addict in the circle, and she likes to play mobile games and online games, but she is busy with work and rarely has the opportunity to play. Now, there are a group of good friends who are hacking together, which is simply impossible.

　　"Wang Da Li is Wang Da Li, and this Idir is just too much."

　　"How about the variety show that others do, 6666!"

　　"The anchors who eat chicken are going to lose their jobs tonight, hahaha!"

　　"Start the game now, and if you can match up with the madmen, it will be great."

　　"Beautiful madmen are mine, don't steal from anyone..."

　　When the water friends heard that they were going to start playing the most popular gunfight game, they were immediately excited.

　　Since Wang Yuzheng brought it up, he must have prepared it long ago. Seeing everyone nod, he immediately led them to the monitoring room of the director's team. The three computers were ready.

　　"Let's go into groups and decide who comes first!"

　　He Li and Wumei used rock-paper-scissors to decide the team grouping. Yang Mi, Reba, and Zhao Liying were in one group, and the remaining He Li, Yaya, and Liu Yifei were in one group. The order of competition was also decided by rock-paper-scissors. Yang Mi The group is the first to play.

　　"It's time for you to see the real technology!"

　　Yang Mi sat in front of the computer excitedly, and pinched her fingers crackling. Reba and Zhao Liying were brought up to the rhythm by her, and they also pinched their fingers excitedly.

　　The game account was registered by the program team, and the Sanmei team was quickly matched. The teammate who was matched by the system was a player whose name was the sea full of water.

　　Well, the name is very water friendly!

　　"Hey, can you hear me?" Yang Mi asked into the microphone with her characteristic hoarse voice.

　　"Damn~~~~~~ It's really the voice of Da Mimi, have I been on TV?" There was a wretched scream from the opposite side.

　　Obviously, this water friend is watching the live broadcast.

　　"Yang Mi, Reba, Zhao Liying, whose fans are you?" He Li grabbed the microphone and asked loudly.

　　"Uh... He Daxian, don't make fun of me, okay? Was it easy for me last time on TV!" Brother Hai collapsed. .

Chapter 452: English Mutual Biao!

　　Reba grabbed the microphone from He Li and asked, "How are you playing?"

　　"Of course it's great, you don't have to worry about anything in this game, just follow me and wait for the chicken." Brother Hai said confidently.

　　"Then it's up to you, little brother." Zhao Liying said with a whimper.

　　"Goose, don't worry, Sister Baozi."

　　The tens of seconds of waiting time in the chat went by in a flash, Brother Hai jumped out of the airport with the three girls, and then... there was no more...~...

　　"Axi, bang~!"

　　Yang Mi shouted angrily and threw the mouse directly, the words "Continue to work harder" appeared on the screen, and the team ranked 1-2.

　　She was the last to die, hid in a small airport room for a long time, and was finally beaten by a group of people.

　　As for the arrogant brother Hai, the moment he landed, it was already cold.

　　"With Sister Mi's skills, it will never be so miserable."

　　"It was all killed by that big brother, emmmm."

　　"Brother Hai is completely funny..."

　　"That sea is full of water, come out and die!"

　　"I seriously suspect that the other side was watching the live broadcast. Sister Mi was beaten too badly."

　　The water friends observed a moment of silence for the three daughters of Yang Mi. He Li, Yaya and Liu Yifei immediately took over the computer to rematch.

　　He Li played this game well in his previous life, and Liu Yifei also likes to play games very much, so he is no stranger to it, only Yaya is obviously playing this game for the first time, and even she doesn't play games very much, she is a super novice level. , the operation is now learned.

　　"It's up to you two." Yaya grinned and smiled awkwardly.

　　"It's okay, let's jump to a remote place to hide from others, as long as we rank higher than Sister Mi and the others." Liu Yifei said casually.

　　When the two women talked, the team was successfully matched, and they entered the team waiting scene. The system gave the matched players a very cool English game name: SteelgunKing!

　　Translated into Chinese is 'Steel Gun King'!

　　Well, this game is inexplicably a bit non-mainstream, and the two women were polite and did not laugh out loud!

　　"hello?"

　　Seeing that the two women were holding back their laughter, He Li spoke authentic Tang English and took the initiative to greet each other: "Kenyou Heermi (can you hear)?"

　　"Aiheeryo (I heard you)!" Brother Gangdi replied with a mouthful of English.

　　"A postman, are you dead (are you from China)?" He Li continued to speak Tangshan-flavored English.

　　"Pfft...hahahaha..."

　　Everyone watching the battle behind them burst into laughter, and Liu Yifei and Yaya were even more choked with laughter and tears were about to come out.

　　"Let the English teacher come to listen to the conversation between these two goods, and you will definitely vomit blood!"

　　"This very hot English... made me laugh like crazy."

　　"It's also a god on the opposite side. I can skin with He Daxian."

　　"A taste of Jinmen, a taste of Tangshan, hahaha."

　　"I'm afraid the other side still doesn't know who I'm dating, emmmm."