Pippi God of Longing for Life

　　When the water friends were taken aback by their god-level English conversation, the game had officially started, and the four of them boarded the plane.

　　"Will Pu crooked (jump there)?" He Li opened the big map and asked.

　　"Jiangpu...playing with milk flavors (jumping casually)." Brother Gangdi said indifferently.

　　"Nao Jiang Pu, black and~! (now jumping)"

　　Liu Yifei, a returnee who grew up in the United States, was also led astray, speaking in sloppy English.

　　"OK~!"

　　The four parachuted at the same time and flew to the port marked by Liu Yifei.

　　"Has dog (has a girl)?" Brother Gangdi asked with excitement when he heard Liu Yifei's voice.

　　Obviously, this guy is not a water friend watching the live broadcast.

　　"Love Qian Qian!" Liu Yifei introduced himself in a serious manner.

　　"Love Yaya!" Yaya also introduced herself with a smirk.

　　"Look at Kaomi Daxian'er (you can call me Daxian'er), serving the Soft Magic Capital (from the Magic Capital), yes, Ingles Good (your English is good)... Good Esme (as good as me) …”

　　After the two women introduced themselves, they concentrated on picking up guns and did not speak, and He Li once again had a chat with brother Gangdi, and the magical English made the room full of people covering their stomachs.

　　"Love Heim Siri Outline (I have three small guns)... doll suits, Ende bought fat times (one of them, in my crotch)!"

　　He Li ran the train with his mouth full and quickly picked up an M4, a stapler, bulletproof vests and helmets.

　　"Oh Shet... bang bang bang!" There were screams and gunshots from Brother Gangdi.

　　"Ah, ok? Amy Kemei, a Buddhist friend? (Are you okay? I'll go find you?)" He Li suddenly cheered up.

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　　"Hey... the fight (I don't know), bang bang bang~!"

　　Brother Gangdi didn't even speak English when he was nervous, gunshots rang out one after another, and the battle was fierce.

　　"My mother fucked Faxneben! (I'm a super good sniper.)"

　　"It's slow! (Come on, brother)"

　　"Aifuyou Speke will send you to death, oh no thinking Youaisi! (If you speak Chinese, I will save you)"

　　He Li climbed to the roof, switched to the stapler, and aimed at a man who was shooting at brother Gangdi.

　　"Hurry up, save people, brother!" Brother Gangdi finally burst out.

　　Seeing that the opposite party was finally forced out of Chinese by He Li, the people in the monitoring room couldn't bear it any longer, and hilarious laughter sounded instantly.

　　"Pretty~!"

　　Amid the laughter of the crowd, He Li shot the enemy in the scope headshot: "Black and Pip (Where are the others?)"

　　"There is only one left, in the house on my left." Brother Gangdi shouted.

　　"Ok, quite~!"

　　There was another peculiar gunshot from a stapler, and another watermelon was blown up.

　　"My brother Di, you are a sniper, come and give me a hand!" Brother Gang Di shouted excitedly.

　　"Qianqian, Yaya, whoever of you two will give him a hand, I'll lick the bag." He Li put on his M4, jumped off the roof and went straight to the two who were beaten to death by himself.

　　"I'll go."

　　Yaya followed the name to the building where Brother Gangdi was located, while Liu Yifei followed He Li to lick the bag and collect equipment.

　　"Press that button to pull?"

　　Yaya asked Yang Mi, who was watching the battle behind her.

　　"Give me the mouse."

　　Reba leaned over, took the mouse from Yaya's hand, and aimed the gun on the screen at the head of Brother Gangdi, who was crawling on the ground, just like a spray.

　　"Fuck, what's the situation, why did you spray me to death?" Brother Gang Di roared wildly.

　　"It was Reba, not me!" Yaya angrily pushed the troubled Reba away and explained.

　　"Reba... You're not really Yaya, are you?" Brother Gangdi finally heard the voices of several people here.

　　"Yeah." Yaya answered earnestly while licking his bag.

　　Well, although a teammate died, but finally got a rifle, it was quite a bargain. .

Chapter 453: It's not me who eats it anyway

　　"Qian Qian, Da Xian'er, isn't it all himself?" Brother Gangdi asked again.

　　"What do you think?" Liu Yifei took over the conversation and asked rhetorically.

　　"I... aren't you still recording the show? Yesterday I watched you live. Could it be... I'm on TV now?"

　　Brother Gang Di finally realized what was going on, and then there was a click of a mouse over there, and after a while, a scream broke out again: "It turns out that the one who speaks English with me is really He Daxian!"

　　Obviously, he should have opened the live broadcast room, and the barrages all over the screen were ridiculing him.

　　"That's also called English. Brother Gangdi, please stop teasing."

　　"Your ignorant bun-flavored English almost broke Lao Tzu's belly with laughter!"

　　"Brother, I have already recorded the screen, you are going to fire."

　　"The English conversation between the two of you is absolutely god-level "zero forty" ghost material!"

　　Brother Gangdi didn't know if he couldn't hang up because he was teased by the water friends, so he quit the game decisively, and He Li couldn't stop him if he wanted to.

　　The game is still going on, He Li's god-level marksmanship leads the way, even the most rookie Yaya can be quickly pulled up by him and Liu Yifei, and the three easily survived two poisonous circles.

　　"The poison circle is here again, wait for me, let me get in the car~!"

　　Like all people who are new to the game, Yaya is super nervous once she is brought into the game.

　　Liu Yifei found a pickup truck, and He Li, who had just hit one to kill four, got into the car at the first time, and Yaya, who was still bloody, wanted to get in the car, but Liu Yifei was also bloody. Go down, run towards the center point, and threw Yaya down unethically: "You can't save your residual blood."

　　"Yeah, how can you throw teammates like this!"

　　Yaya screamed angrily and shot the car with the 98k in her hand.

　　It was like aiming at it deliberately, maybe it was impossible to aim so accurately. Liu Yifei, the remnant of blood, who was driving wildly, was shot in the head and rolled off the car.

　　The pickup lost control and slammed into a rock, and He Li, who had only half a tube of blood left, was instantly saddened—the whole team was wiped out!

　　Yaya blinked blankly, and looked at her hand in disbelief: God is pitiful, I just fired a shot!

　　"666666, kill two teammates with one shot!"

　　"It's more than two. Brother Gangdi was also sprayed to death by Yaya's gun."

　　"A god teammate who killed his entire team, emmmm."

　　"If it's solo queue, whoever sees He Daxian's skill will die."

　　"The facts once again prove that no matter how good your marksmanship is, you are still afraid of the same teammates!"

　　"Yaya is so good, you really lived up to the cultivation of the party and the state!" Yang Mi patted Yaya on the shoulder and was amazed.

　　Beside him, He Li and Liu Yifei looked at Yaya with resentment on their faces: You are the funny guy invited by the monkey!

　　Yaya angrily shook off Yang Mi's hand, and then shyly said to He Li and Liu Yifei, "Don't be angry, we are ranked 7th anyway, and we have already won the breakfast task."

　　"The mission has been completed, are you all right?" Yang Mi turned to look at Wang Yuzheng and asked.

　　"Well, it's alright, everyone can go back to the room to rest." Wang Yuzheng nodded with a smile.

　　"Have a rest, rest, there is a rare chance to play two more rounds."

　　Yang Mi pulled Yaya up from her seat, looked at He Li and said flatteringly, "Bring sister to eat chicken?"

　　He Li's mouth twitched for a while: "Let's talk about chickens, civilize you and me!"

　　Yang Mi was stunned for a while, and it took a long while to realize what it meant, and slapped He Li on the back of the head: "Crack, you thought that when Jiongjiong and Mr. Huang were not there, no one could take care of you, right? ."

　　Seeing that He Li was restrained by Yang Mi's domineering pressure, everyone suddenly burst into laughter, including Reba and Yaya, who laughed heartlessly.

　　He Li rubbed the back of his head, restrained his mind and threw himself into the game, and started the great cause of taking his sister to eat chicken.

　　Although He Li played well in this game in his previous life, he is not at the level he is now. It is mainly due to the accumulation of various god-level skills, which has made a qualitative change in his physical quality. Whether it is reaction speed or consciousness, he is superb. You don't need to buy any skills from the system, all have the level of e-sports at the level of gods, and it's like playing with a few beauties.

　　They are all young people. It is impossible to say that they don’t like playing games and entertainment. Seeing He Li taking Yang Mi and Liu Yifei to kill the Quartet, Reba, Yaya, and Zhao Liying were so itchy that they asked the show team to borrow them. Three computers came, six people set up a custom room to form a team, let the water friends enter the room to play together, and they played until more than two in the morning before they all went back to the room contentedly...  

　　The next day, early morning.

　　Although they did the breakfast task, none of the victorious He Li, Yaya, and Liu Yifei got up to eat breakfast because they went to bed too late, and there was still only one: the gluttonous little sunbae.

　　Wang Da lied speechlessly and gave Reba all the breakfast for the three of them.

　　After eleven o'clock in the morning, everyone finally got up to wash and pack their things, then took the ferry and left the shack hotel where they lived for two nights, and boarded the beautiful Da'ao Island.

　　Yesterday, he also said that he would visit Da’ao Island, but Wang Da lie instructed not to move these beautiful madmen who wanted to play in the water.

　　Again, since Zhao Liying hit twenty balls with chopsticks in this show, there is no fixed schedule, and she can come as she pleases.

　　After all, people are land animals. After living on the water for two days, the feeling of stepping on land shocked everyone, and the drowsiness left by staying up late disappeared immediately.

　　"Director Wang, is it time for lunch?" Liu Yifei looked at Wang Yuzheng beside him and said lightly.

　　"Yes."

　　Wang Yuzheng nodded, glanced around Wumei's jade hand, and said with a smile, "Today's lunch, I want you to make your own, each one will cook a dish... He Li is responsible for steaming rice or steamed buns."

　　"You want 5.5, don't be so cruel!" He Li's eyes instantly widened.

　　These five women make more money than each other, and the annual income of any person is the top of a medium-sized enterprise, but if they are asked to cook like a 'real woman', can the food be eaten?

　　Who dares to eat!

　　Wang Yuzheng showed a bright smile, as if he was saying to He Li: I didn't eat it when I made it!

　　It's so bad, what should I do if I want to fight and get swollen!

　　"I have five cards here, and each card is a dish. Whoever draws the dish will make the dish and cannot be replaced. The ingredients will be provided by us."

　　Wang Yuzheng took five cards from the assistant director and let Wumei draw them at will, and the smile on his face became brighter.

　　This task, to put it bluntly, is to make Wumei make a fool of herself! .