Pippi God of Longing for Life

　　However, this trick shows that 253 has failed. He Li kept his horse stance and looked at VJ: "It doesn't matter to me, I won't pay for it, it must be Jia Ling's fault!"

　　Just when He Li stood up, comedian Zhang Xiaofei appeared and walked to He Li's side: "Hey, are you waiting for me?"

　　"Yes!" He Li was still a little unclear, nodded with doubts.

　　"Yes..." Zhang Xiaofei repeated Bian Heli's words with a happy expression, as if she had been picked up.

　　"Can I ask you a question?" Zhang Xiaofei had a script, she started her script, and saw He Li nodded in agreement, so she continued: "It's like this, a bottle of soda for one dollar, and two empty bottles. You can change a bottle of soda, you have a total of twenty yuan, how many bottles of soda can you drink in total?"

　　This kind of question is very unkind. Most people are being filmed by many cameras, and there are many people around. It is difficult to calm down and calculate the question. If the calculation is a little slower, when it is broadcast, it will be easily confused. The audience mocked.

　　"Sorry, I don't drink soda!" In fact, with He Li's wisdom, he figured out the answer in the first instant, but it was not his character to say the answer directly.

　　"Huh?" He Li didn't follow the routine. Zhang Xiaofei, who originally had a script, was confused by He Li!

　　[Received Zhang Xiaofei's Pippi energy +10! ].

Chapter 703: Going to the Middle Road

　"What, there is another question. During the Three Kingdoms period, there was a man named Zhou Yu, Zhou Yu's wife was Xiao Qiao, Xiao Qiao had a sister named Da Qiao, and Da Qiao paid for Sun Ce, Sun Ce had a younger sister named Sun Shangxiang, and Sun Shangxiang married With Liu Bei, Liu Bei has a son named Liu Chan, Liu Chan’s empress is Empress Zhang, Empress Zhang’s mother is Xiahou Juan, Xia Hou Juan’s father is Xia Hou Yuan, Xia Hou Yuan has an older brother named Xia Hou Dun, may I ask, what is Xia Hou Dun’s name Zhou Yu?”

　　Jia Ling is more familiar with He Li, and it is difficult to be tricked, so she obviously prepared several routines for Zhang Xiaofei. After talking about a series of character relationships, Zhang Xiaofei's mouth rose. After the screenwriter gave her this kind of character relationship, she was full of flowers. It took [-] minutes to memorize it. She still hasn't figured out the relationship. He Li has to deal with so many machines and equipment, and he has no time to think about it. Eighty percent of the time, he will be embarrassed.

　　"Uh, going to the middle?" It was just that the smug expression on Zhang Xiaofei's face didn't last long, when He Liwei's questioning voice came, and she was stunned.

　　Zhang Xiaofei is not too old. She is an artist herself. Many young artists have the habit of playing mobile games when waiting for a plane or shooting. Among them, the king of pesticides and the battlefield of eating chicken are definitely the most popular.

　　Zhang Xiaofei himself played the king of pesticides. Naturally, she understood the meaning of He Li's words immediately. She prepared there for a long time, and He Li went to the middle and solved it. Zhang Xiaofei wanted to hang a sip of salt soda and spray it out.

　　"Mr. Chen He, if you want to cooperate with recording our publicity, I'll go backstage to see it!" Zhang Xiaofei not only prepared a routine, but in front of He Li, her Taoism is obviously too far behind, [-]% of the screenwriters of Happy Club are there Two plans. Seeing that the plan on Zhang Xiaofei's side was about to fail, the second plan began.

　　Zhang Xiaofei quickly left the arena, He Li also saw the camera, there was a notice board held up, and when he saw VJ signaling to start, He Li said: "Happy Club, the laughter can't stop, this is Jiangsu and Zhejiang Satellite TV Saturday night.. ¨‖.”

　　Before He Li could finish reading the words on the prompt board, the director suddenly interrupted He Li with Mai: "READY!" (ready)

　　At this time, He Li was finally caught by someone, and the confused person was replaced by him. On the director's side, a smile appeared on his face: "ACEION!" (beginning)

　　After He Li agreed to Jia Ling's invitation, the entire program team tried their best to restrain He Li.

　　Although as long as He Li's show sees his skin, the audience will definitely buy it, but if someone can make He Li skin, the effect will definitely be explosive.

　　Seeing VJ signal to start again, He Li sorted out his emotions and said again: "Happy Club..." However, this time He Li just said a few words, and his keen hearing heard that there was an open door behind this side He Li also saw that there were several cameras turned around, He Li turned his head and saw Jia Ling came out.

　　In fact, the screenwriter of Happy Club wanted to start again, and slapped He Li, but he didn't expect He Li to find out so early.

　　Jia Ling walked over very imposingly and said to He Li, "What are you doing sitting here?"

　　He Li was confused and didn't know what Jia Ling was going to do, so he kept looking at Jia Ling, waiting for the next paragraph, Jia Ling walked to He Li's side and sat down, and then said again: "He Li, do you know? You know, how many people are in the back, lining up, wanting to be my agent?"

　　The theme of the Happy Club is to test people's ability to perform on the spot. The invited guests must face a situation carefully prepared by the resident guests of the Happy Club, while the flying guests have no script and test their ability to respond on the spot.

　　"Are you still sitting here?" Seeing that He Li was still staring at her, Jia Ling began to ask He Li.

　　"Ha!" He Li also understood his current situation, got up quickly, walked to Jia Ling's side, and pressed her shoulder.

　　"Look at how excited I am. I'm so excited to see you, Teacher Jia!" He Li quickly entered the role and helped Jia Ling press his shoulders while talking dog-legged.

　　"Okay, don't press any more, sit down first!" Jia Ling started the program, asked He Li to sit down, and began to give He Li some information about the next scene: "Do you know how popular I am recently? "

　　He Li just quickly replied, "I know!" But He Li was actually stunned in his heart.

　　"So, the incident like yesterday can't happen again, okay?" Jia Ling is very skinny and knows useful information such as He Li, but she just doesn't say it.

　　"..." Even if He Li's reaction was against the sky, he didn't dare to open his mouth at this time, looked at Jia Ling quietly, and waited for the next paragraph.

　　"Look, there were so many fans yesterday, and Wu Yang and Wu Yang surrounded him. You don't know how to stop them. Next time you see fans, you must stop them!" She didn't hold back if she didn't get caught, and quickly gave the information to He Li.

　　As soon as Jia Ling finished speaking, five or six groups performed, some holding signs, some holding mobile phones, and rushed up: "¨"Mr. Jia is here!"

　　Jia Ling explained everything, He Li naturally knew what he was going to do at this time, and hurried up to stop him. Several group performances were also super cooperative, constantly loving Jia Ling and wanting autographs. Defend left and right to stop them all.

　　"Wait a minute, calm down, like this, we'll record Happy Club this afternoon, can we get four infield tickets for the five of you then?" Jia Ling hid behind He Li and whispered to He Li to send these people away. The scratching of the head and the posture, and the acting skills are also very online.

　　"Really?"

　　"Front row?"

　　"Can you take a photo?"

　　Several group performers did not respond slowly. He Li played on the spot, and they could also pick up the words. The role of fans was very well played.

　　"Front row, first row, you can hold hands, hug, take photos, sign autographs (good afternoon), okay afternoon, okay afternoon, okay? Thank you, thank you!" He Li also promised to leave without money. , a few group members, not too embarrassed to leave, and quickly left.

　　"Are you stupid?" When the five group performances ended, Jia Ling hit He Li on the arm and complained, "Will it be over if you just send it away?"

　　He Li: "I don't give it, it's fine, they can't find me anyway!" He Li was thinking, Jia Ling, you are a bad old lady, very bad, just send it away, maybe there is something else.

　　"No experience at all!" Jia Ling rolled her eyes at He Li, then returned to her seat very pretentiously.

　　"After a long time, I'm thirsty!" Obviously, it's not over yet, Jia Ling just sat down and started to ask He Li again.

　　"Ah!" He Li hurriedly brought over a bottle of mineral water, found a cup, filled the cup with more, then poured the mineral water into it and handed it to Jia Ling. .

Chapter 704: Jia Ling frowned

　"He Li, how many times have I said that, I only drink and squeeze the juice now!" Jia Ling frowned when she saw the water handed over by He Li, and said with a look of disgust.