Pippi God of Longing for Life
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"Wait a minute!" When He Li was taking the mineral water just now, he saw that on the table, for the sake of appearance, there was a fruit plate with two freshly cut oranges in it.
He Li quickly ran to the fruit bowl, broke a banana, took a cut orange and a large glass, and quickly returned to Jia Ling.
"Let me tell you, the competition in the brokerage industry is very fierce now, not to mention, I'm so popular!" Jia Ling took out the makeup box that she carried with her, and said while touching up her makeup.
"Yes yes yes!" He Li flattered with a smile on his face, then held half an orange in his hand and aimed it at the mouth of the glass.
"What are you doing?" Seeing He Li's actions, Jia Ling's voice suddenly increased. It was obvious that He Li's actions exceeded the expectations of the program team.
It is said that Jia Ling and the others have a script, but this kind of opponent plays purely on the spot. The opponent has no script, and his behavior is unpredictable. In addition to knowing the main line, Jia Ling has been playing on the spot.
You must know that Zhang Xiaofei was just overwhelmed by He 387 just because he relied too much on the script, and was directly defeated.
He Li did not answer Jia Ling directly, but answered with practical actions. He Li squeezed out a large amount of orange juice from the orange held in his right hand under his powerful strength. The other half of the orange juice also completed the juicing process quickly. The orange juice in the two oranges was basically squeezed out by He Li, and more than half of the orange juice appeared directly in the large glass cup.
"I'll make juice for you, how sincere, fresh, pure handmade!" He Li smiled at Jia Ling, and then said.
After speaking, He Li picked up the banana again and began to peel the banana. Jia Ling was so frightened that he hurriedly stopped He Li: "I don't need the banana, I'll drink some orange juice!"
"Don't you need bananas?" The corner of He Li's mouth rose, and he continued to pick up the bananas, looking like he did his best.
"No, no!" Jia Ling hurriedly reached out and took the orange juice cup, for fear that He Li would really squeeze banana juice for her.
"Banana is good!" He Li still didn't plan to let Jia Ling go.
"No, no bananas!" Jia Ling refused righteously.
At this time, He Li's side, the bananas were already finished, and then He Li took a bite directly. From the beginning, he never planned to squeeze Jia Ling's banana juice. The banana was purely to scare Jia Ling, and he ate it by himself.
On Jia Ling's side, with a bitter look on her face, she took a sip of orange juice and watched He Li eating bananas, and immediately understood He Li's bad intentions. Jia Ling herself is also a successful comedian, and it is impossible to be a comedian with both IQ and EQ. Low, she soon found a way to fight back. She took a sip of orange juice and handed it to He Li: "It tastes really good, you can take a sip too!"
This time, the person with a bitter look on his face instantly turned into He Li, looking at Jia Ling's smiling eyes, He Li took the cup with orange juice: "Then the situation in my mouth is a bit complicated! "
Since Jia Ling didn't dislike it and drank the orange juice he squeezed with his hands, He Li naturally wouldn't dislike himself. He Li felt a lot more calm when he thought of the hand washing he just washed not long ago when He Li drank it.
"Bring me the rice!" Jia Ling said again after He Li finished drinking the orange juice.
He Li glanced around, and soon saw the packaging box on their background bar, so he hurriedly brought it over.
Helping Jia Ling put out the packing boxes one by one, He Li asked casually, "Is one bowl of rice enough?"
[Receive Jia Ling's Pippi energy +10! 】
There were still a hundred or so spectators at the scene, and they suddenly laughed like pigs.
"What a joke!" Jia Ling looked at He Li with dissatisfied eyes: "Of course it's not enough!" However, in the next second, Jia Ling's answer took a turn.
Just when Jia Ling started to eat, Caohejun, a new comedian, came out wearing a chaf vest with a folder in his hand and looking like a director.
"Wait a minute!" He Li hurriedly stopped him: "What about dinner, a while, okay?" He Li entered the play very quickly, and the image of the dog leg has already been played by him.
"How about Mr. Jia's meal?" Caohe Army is not very experienced. Originally, according to the script, he was the first to speak, but He Li took the lead, the rhythm was disrupted, his face was a little red, and the javelin was a little stiff.
"Isn't that obvious enough?" After fighting with Jia Ling for a long time, this is not He Li's home game, and the outcome can only be regarded as five or five points. At this time, a cute new come out, and He Li is going to tease him.
"Okay, Mr. Jia, then I'll tell your agent!" The Caohe Army still has the ability to react on the spot, and quickly walked out of the script.
"It's convenient to take a step to talk, don't interfere with Teacher Jia's meal!" Aside from the script, Caohe Army let go, stepped forward and took the initiative to pull He Li, and was about to walk aside.
"Do you want to take another step to talk?" Following the pull of the Caohe Army, He Li got up and took two steps with him. In fact, he was only two meters away from where He Li was sitting.
"This is the word of today's play. You must check with Teacher Jia. It's hard work for you, okay?" Caohe Army handed the script to He Li, and then quickly ended.
The next stage is He Li and Jia Ling. At the beginning, Jia Ling was the heroine of Qiong Yao's drama, and the pretentiousness was reflected incisively and vividly. He Li also continued to cooperate with Khan. He Li has rich experience and passed the test smoothly.
After the confrontation, He Li's party is finished, because there are two guests in this episode, Fan Ming!
Fan Ming is a comedian of the older generation. In terms of funny ability, he can only be regarded as average, but where is his qualifications, and when he sees a top celebrity like He Li, he has to call him a teacher.
Fan Ming's experience is similar to He Li's. The routine at the beginning is the same, but the plot has changed.
In the latter part, a little economy was added. There were two rounds of PK. The first round was the impromptu just now, and the winner was naturally He Li. In the second round of PK, He Li should have won.
But the loser in the second round, in the third argument, has no script and needs to be improvised.
Whether it was the program group or the [-] or so spectators at the scene, it was obvious that they all wanted to watch He Li improvise.
So, in the second round of the competition, He Li originally performed very well, but in the end he lost.
When He Li got the script for the third scene, he saw that there were less than [-] words in it, and most of them were background introductions.
After a little familiarity with the script, I entered the recording session. The scene at the beginning was in the corridor of a recruitment company. He Li's identity was a young man waiting for an interview.
He Li, who was sitting with several other group performers, suddenly got up, looked a little anxious, and walked back and forth in the corridor. .
Chapter 705: When being pitted
After walking back and forth for two times, He Li took out his mobile phone and pretended to call: "Hey, Mom, I'm going to start an interview soon, don't worry, I will definitely get the job this time! I will definitely work hard. Yes , when the time comes, you won't have to be a nanny for others anymore, by the way, you don't need to worry about our rent for next month, no problem, wait for good news, bye!"
Waiting for He Li to hang up the phone, at this time, entering the next process, the door of the office suddenly opened, and a young man with a flat head came out. It was a comedy newcomer Zhu Tianfu, who played Liu Dong in this script!
"How is it, Liu Dong, what's going on inside!" He Li's character is a friend of Liu Dong. According to the script, He Li stepped forward to hold Liu Dong and asked.
"It's okay, but I found that the interviewer should be interesting, so he likes to listen to it. The more you flatter him, the happier he will be. You will go in. You can talk more about it, for sure!" Liu Dong began to give - He Li revealed information.
When greeting Liu Dong, He Li's script ran out of content and entered the stage of improvisation.
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