Pippi God of Longing for Life

　　The most excessive is all kinds of suites. Does it have to be so particular about rhymes?

　　There was silence on the other end of the phone, and there was no sound for a while.

　　He Li was still asking: "Sir, are you still listening? Do you need me to repeat it for you? We have here—"

　　"No need, no need! I seem to have made the wrong call, sorry, goodbye!"

　　Oh, vulnerable!

　　The laughter that he had been holding back broke out the moment he hung up the phone, and the 4.1 stereo surround laughter appeared in He Li's ears again.

　　headache...

　　When they were almost laughing, He Li asked, "Brother Jiong, can you tell who it is?"

　　He Jiong took a few breaths, shook his head and said, "I can't hear it, this voice is a bit like Lin Gengxin, but older than Lin Gengxin's."

　　Huang Lei said: "Okay, you boy, these little words come out word by word, without drafts!"

　　Dahua and Peng Peng are also looking at him with admiration. If they want to reach his realm, they have a long way to go.

　　He Jiong said: "."The next call, when he calls in, it is estimated that he has already reacted. It seems that this person does not watch TV or live broadcast very much."

　　Huang Lei continued: "Well, then ask him what dishes to order, a few people. Okay, let's start moving, Xiao He, take the suitcase up, Dahua Pengpeng, come with me to unpack the courier , Boss Electric Appliances!"

　　He Li shrugged and screwed a box upstairs in one hand.

　　After two trips, they went downstairs to the yard, and they were having a great time demolishing it.

　　Huang Lei was mad: "Hey! Boss-style built-in domestic gas stove!"

　　He Jiong laughed and said, "There's more, look! Steam oven!"

　　Huang Lei got up one by one, ran to the program group, and shook hands with them with a smile: "Thank you! You are so kind! Old Wang, I misunderstood you!"

　　There was a subtle smile on the corner of Wang Yuzheng's mouth, but he didn't say anything.

　　He Jiong said, "It looks like you are getting married. The folks will send you home appliances."

　　Huang Lei never closed his mouth, and said, "I'll send a cook later, it's perfect! That's the life we're really longing for!"

　　He Jiong applauded: "Now declare that the life we ​​yearn for has entered the stage of 2.0! We no longer have to chop wood to make a fire every day, and we will be ashamed! We can fully think about how to improve the quality of life!"

　　Huang Lei continued: "Come here, touch Dahua, and throw away those firewood, it's useless!"

　　When He Li came out, he saw such a beaming scene.

　　But after watching for a long time, he faintly threw out a sentence.

　　"Everyone, where's our gas?"

　　As soon as these words were said, the smiles of Huang Lei and He Jiong gradually disappeared...

　　(Again, no need to wait for the sixth in the evening, get up in the morning and watch it...).

Chapter 113: I, He Li, fight... (1 more)

　　Dahua and Peng Peng also stopped, after all chopping firewood was also their life.

　　A group of people who got carried away by the gas stove...

　　Huang Lei stood up and shook his head and said, "No, no, the program crew must have it. Is it in the kitchen? Let's go and see!"

　　He Jiong also replied: "Yes, the boss electrical appliances are implant companies anyway, what's the use if there is no gas!"

　　The two middle-aged and elderly people rushed to the kitchen with the two young people to search for it two or three times, and finally had to admit that they found nothing.

　　Huang Lei rushed out and said to Wang Yuzheng, "Where's the gas tank?"

　　The other three followed behind him, like brick movers looking for a black-hearted boss to collect debts.

　　While laughing, Wang Yuzheng stepped back and hid in the crowd, shouting, "Yes! There is a gas tank!"

　　Huang Lei breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Where? Take it out!"

　　Wang Yuzheng felt a little guilty: "Five hundred yuan a can..."

　　Well, the maddening program starts loading.

　　But he can still save it now. He Jiong grabbed Huang Lei and said, "We have five hundred yuan. We still have the money left from the last time we sold bread. Let's calm down. Don't you know what kind of virtue Old Wang is?"

　　After thinking about it for a while, Huang Lei also felt that he could not commit it, and said, "That's okay, Old Wang get a jar."

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　　Unexpectedly, after saying this sentence, Wang Yuzheng felt even more guilty, moved his footsteps back again, and said, "Here, take it out for them..."

　　The staff on the side twisted it with one hand, and a pocket gas tank only the length of an adult's forearm was displayed in front of everyone.

　　Lost sanity program reload.

　　Loading is complete.

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　　Lost Sanity +2

　　Huang Lei stopped talking. He took off his shoes and started throwing them. He always felt pissed and only had two. After taking off his own, isn't there still Dahua Pengpeng's baa?

　　He Jiong said angrily, "It's only this big??"

　　Wang Yuzheng flashed left and right behind the crowd, and took time out of his busy schedule to reply: "Yes! We only offer this one!"

　　Not to mention, He Jiong also began to take off his shoes.

　　Hey, He Li, who was under the pergola, couldn't see it, and shouted, "Wait, put down your weapons and let me come!"

　　The four stopped and looked at Wang Yuzheng with a sneer.

　　Pharaoh was even more panicked, these four people were nothing to worry about, and they didn't panic at all.

　　But why is this guy different!

　　You can't figure out his (bgef) routine at all!

　　He Lixiong walked forward with high spirits, while Wang Yuzheng waited with a heavy face.

　　Getting closer, getting closer.

　　He Li opened his mouth and said loudly: "I, He Li, discount!"

　　Wang Yuzheng stopped suddenly, carefully recalled the five words He Li just said, and finally determined that he heard correctly.

　　Then the breath comes from it, can not be cut off!

　　What about negotiating minimum respect?

　　Whether you want to negotiate a price or a discount, take out your chips first and then we all think about it!

　　How can you be like this, and you don't care about my fat tiger!

　　Wang Yuzheng wanted to fight back, but after opening his mouth, he was speechless for a long time...

　　His face turned blue and white as if he had practiced evil power.

　　A leaf slowly fell between them, Wang Yuzheng finally spoke, and said bitterly: "[-]% off... No more..."

　　The staff were dumbfounded!

　　No, Director Wang, what about your principles?

　　What about your persistence?

　　What about your conduct?

　　Who asked us to find this gas tank on purpose!

　　Who swears that this time they must look good!

　　Do you remember your grinning face?

　　Huang Lei and He Jiong were so happy that he was about to jump up, but Xiao He still had to come out, it was so smooth!

　　However, Goose Heli had an unhappy face and said, "Who are you scolding Director Wang?"

　　Wang Yuzheng was stunned, and then he reacted, [-]% off [-], isn't it [-]?

　　An unpleasant feeling rose up in my heart, and I quickly said with a dry smile: "It's all trivial, trivial, how about 249 yuan?"

　　He Li asked, "Is it not going to change?"

　　Wang Yuzheng: "No... change it?"

　　"Okay." He Li nodded, waved his hand and said, "Let's retreat, I'll have to figure out a way to deal with him today!"

　　Wang Yuzheng was dumbfounded and said, "Don't tell me! I've already given you half the price, and you still have to deal with me?"

　　Unexpectedly, He Li had a flash of inspiration and began to refuse: "No, no, that's it, I think it's pretty good!"

　　Wang Yuzheng was even more panicked, this was saying the opposite!

　　"No no no, two hundred and four! What do you think of two hundred and four?"

　　"No, no, it's the original price."

　　"Two hundred and two! Two hundred and two, I think it's really okay!"

　　"It's only [-]% off, don't be so polite!"

　　Seeing this scene, regardless of whether it was the staff or the audience, they were all stunned.

　　My dear, I have lived such a long life. This is the first time I see a seller chasing a buyer to lower the price, but the buyer still refuses to accept it...

　　"To be honest, He Daxian doesn't have anything anymore, it's going to heaven!"

　　"Is it so easy to negotiate a price? Five words can be done?"

　　"Conscientious sellers and conscientious buyers.aiv?"

　　"Wow, the barrage in front of me really burned my baby's pure eyes!"

　　"Bao you spicy criticism! I explode your chrysanthemum!"

　　Huang Lei and He Jiong were no longer angry, and looked at He Li and the two with a smile, and he almost moved to a small bench to get some melon seeds and peanut mineral water.

　　While the two were at a standoff, the phone rang.

　　He Li said: "Very pleasant! Director Wang, I really feel very happy to communicate with you! Thank you, I'm going to answer the phone."