Pippi God of Longing for Life

　　Wang Yuzheng watched them walk away, and felt more and more that something was going wrong.

　　This fellow dares to come over in the middle of the night and call you to be a coolie, and if you don't do it, you will die.

　　He actually accepted the more than [-] pocket gas tanks today.

　　Not good, Ma Fei...

　　The planner Ma Fei nodded, and he also felt that something was wrong.

　　The five returned to the house and connected the phone.

　　It wasn't the middle-aged male voice in front of him who spoke out, and as soon as he heard it, he knew it was a young man.

　　"who are you?"

　　He Li touched his nose, you call me and ask who I am?

　　On the other side of the voice, he was replaced by a thick middle-aged man from the Northeast: "Smash! I'm your father!"

　　The voice on the other end suddenly became excited: "Impossible! My father is staying at home! And my sister called him!"

　　He Li changed the voice of a middle-aged woman and said, "Hey! How come you can't even hear your father's voice, your sister's conscience!"

　　It was quiet for a while, probably to confirm, and then said: "Impossible! You are absolutely not, you sei ah you!"

　　He Li was also angry and said, "You don't know I'm sei, why are you calling me?"

　　He was suppressed by He Li's momentum and said, "Okay...it makes sense...".

Chapter 114: Please listen to the question! (2 more)

　　The audience is going to laugh out pigs!

　　Who is this, it's too fooling, He Li hasn't used the three successes yet, you are actually suppressed?

　　It was obvious that the person who answered the phone couldn't handle it, so he changed.

　　"Is it the Mushroom House, or did we make the wrong call?"

　　He Li changed back to the northeastern uncle's accent and said, "Hey, so you're looking for a mushroom house. I am the transfer station at the entrance of the village. You have to prove your identity before we can transfer you."

　　The other side asked in surprise: "Ah, do I have to prove my identity before I can transfer? The director didn't say that - he said it!"

　　He Li said: "Then I know, I only abide by my duties, do you want to transfer? If you want to transfer, you have to answer my three questions."

　　"Okay, to transfer, you ask..."

　　Huang Lei and the others had to cover their mouths to keep themselves from laughing. When they heard that they were going to ask questions, they knew that He Li was about to start again.

　　Poor guests, I don't know which two unfortunate children are.

　　After clearing his throat, He Li said in the tone of Uncle Benshan: "Please listen to the question! The tortoise and the hare are about to start a race again. This time they hired a very stupid pig to be the referee. Who do you think will win?"

　　There were actually two answers over there, one said, 'That's definitely a rabbit! '

　　Another said 'No, it's still a turtle! '

　　He Li coughed and said, "Give me an accurate answer."

　　The two discussed it for a while before saying, "Rabbit!"

　　He Li said: "The answer is correct! Please listen to the second question, the history question. So there was a famous stupid man in the state of Yan. When people asked him, he said he didn't know anything. So the question is, what's his name?"

　　This time the two stopped arguing, and after thinking for a while, they said, "I don't know, but why didn't the rabbit tell us your last answer!"

　　He Li said: "You guys can check it online, hey, the situation is very delicate right now. You have to answer two questions correctly before I can help you transfer. Forget it, uncle sees that you two are not bad money, so let me ask a simple question. , please listen to the third question! What are your names?"

　　He quickly said, "Wu Dajian! Han Tianyu!"

　　"Okay, I'll transfer the call for you now. Please hang up and wait ten seconds before calling."

　　After hanging up the phone, He Lidan said firmly, "There are two world champions here."

　　This wave of operations has made everyone drunk, amazing, oh my!

　　Dahua asked from the side: "Master, why is the previous question a rabbit, and I don't know the name of the person in the back. What is it?"

　　Huang Lei glanced at him regretfully and said, "Don't ask, I can still explain that someone was fooled by the uncle over the phone. If you were fooled in front of you, it is probably hopeless."

　　He Jiong couldn't help laughing and said, "Dahua listen to me, don't ask, it's not a serious question!"

　　Pumbaa was thinking on the side, and the smart audience had already given the answer.

　　"Wow, didn't you say there was a guest guessing session? Did I just have a hallucination?"

　　"Hey, it's forbidden to speak, why don't you two check the information about the mushroom house first!"

　　"Hahaha, my intuition tells me that today will be a special joy!"

　　"But what is the answer to He Li's question just now?"

　　"Yes, there is a really stupid person. No matter what the answer to the first question is, he is a pig. As long as you don't know the second question, you are stupid!"

　　"Fuck, how can this fellow He Li be so bad!"

　　Before long, the phone rang on time.

　　This time it was He Jiong who answered the phone. He Li had already done all the things he had to do. He waved his sleeves and hid his merits and fame.

　　The confidence on the other end was very weak, and he tentatively said: "Hey, is this the mushroom house?"

　　He Jiong smiled and said, "Yes, I'm He Jiong. May I ask the guests who are coming in the morning?"

　　Hearing a sigh of relief, the other end said, "Hello, Mr. He, we are guests coming at noon. Can we order?"

　　He Jiong said, "Of course you can, what dishes should you order?"

　　"I want a fried, Shandong spicy clams, and spicy chicken and shredded potatoes in vinegar."

　　"Is that all you need? A big ban."

　　Wu Dajin was stunned and said, "Mr. He, how did you know!"

　　He Jiong patted the table while laughing, and said, "You don't need to guess, let's talk about it when you come!"

　　Wu Dajin said in a daze: "That's fine, we'll be there before noon."

　　This time the phone is really hung up, and it won't come in again.

　　He Li sighed: "If I knew they were two world champions, I wouldn't make such a joke. They are a group of people worthy of respect."

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　　Huang Lei said: "I didn't expect that, your kid's consciousness is quite high!"

　　He Jiong said: "It's okay, they are two people with very good personalities, and you didn't know it just now."

　　Peng Peng suddenly said: "No, who is the one who said it was the Mushroom House Hotel at the beginning?"

　　This question stopped everyone, didn't it!

　　And one more...

　　After thinking about it, Huang Lei said, "Don't think about it, you'll know when the time comes. Let's do the work first. Chop wood when it's time to chop wood, and buy vegetables when it's time to buy vegetables."

　　That being said, the glorious tradition of the Mushroom House cannot be lost.

　　Arrange things first, then procrastinate.

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　　It's not a big deal, just a lunch, where can five people be busy, and now the configuration is also available, unlike the show group that just came to the show, there is no stove.

　　He Li said, "You guys do it first, I'm going to do something else."

　　Huang Lei asked: "What is it that is so mysterious?"

　　After laughing a few times, He Li said, "A good thing for the beloved Wang Yuzheng, Director Wang."

　　Nima!

　　When Wang Yuzheng heard this sentence behind the camera, his hair stood up!

　　What should I do, what should I do to escape this catastrophe?

　　Everyone laughed, the mushroom house is in the countryside, and there are not many entertainment activities. Looking at the director He Lizheng, it is a reserved program!

　　He Li left after saying this, and even the director was dumped by him.

　　After rubbing an electric car to the entrance of the village, I went to the farmers' market, and found the sister Zhong who sold red koji wine last time.

　　"Sister Zhong, do you still remember me?" He Li laughed when he was far away.

　　"Why don't I remember you! I'm here to shoot the show again?" Sister Zhong greeted her.

　　He Li said, "How about it, did the recipe you gave you last time work well?"

　　Speaking of this eldest sister Zhong, she got excited and said, "No need to say, eldest sister owes you a favor!"

　　He Li smiled and said, "Don't say I owe it, didn't I just come to you for help?"

　　Sister Zhong said, "You can say whatever, as long as the eldest sister can do it, there is absolutely nothing wrong with it!".

Chapter 115: Young People Who Do Not Admit Loss (3 More)

　　Why is He Li looking for Miss Zhong?

　　In fact, the improved wine has not yet reached the time, so it is not good to drink.The most important reason he came here was to ask her to help find old and rotten pickle juice.

　　At least a year or more is what he wants.

　　This stuff is not easy to find in the city, but it is okay in the countryside.

　　Sister Zhong agreed, and after going for more than an hour, she came back with a small jar in her hand.

　　"That's it, but what do you want it for? This thing stinks badly."

　　He Li smiled and said, "Justice."

　　Miss Zhong: "What?"

　　Then He Li didn't go back to the mushroom house at all, but went directly to Aunt Zhang's house, who raised chickens, and borrowed her kitchen.

　　Aunt Zhang is always so enthusiastic, of course she borrowed it.

　　After fiddling around for another hour, I was satisfied that "Zero Sanqi" clapped his hands, and strolled back to the mushroom house leisurely.

　　As for what he did?