Pippi God of Longing for Life
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Who was it that could let out such a long fart!
He Li said in shock: "You are actually the president! Could this be the style of a poet?"
Everyone was shocked, the fart was put by this old man?
Dai Nongbo blushed, waved his hands frantically and said, "It wasn't me! It wasn't me just now! How could it be me!"
He Li breathed a sigh of relief and said, "It's better if it's not the acting president, otherwise it's really hard for a strong man..."
Hearing this sentence, Dai Nongbo was full of old blood in his heart and wanted to die, Nima, can you not mention it!
Is it difficult for a strong man to be used here?
He Li said, "We must have heard it wrong just now, did the acting president continue?"
Everyone was a little confused at the moment why He Li, these two people, were still helping Lao Wang Ba. Based on their understanding, shouldn't they?
Dai Nongbo coughed dryly, calmed down for a while to calm down, and put his hands behind his back again.
This place must be found, otherwise, how can I see people in the future, so he organized the language and said: "The style of this poet is—"
'predict! ! ~~! ! '
It sounded again!
And even more intensified, the sound has increased by three tones compared to the previous one!
Nima!
Everyone couldn't take it anymore, so they quickly retreated.
Even the other three people from the Poetry Institute took two steps back subconsciously. You can explain that it wasn't you with a fart, but now the two sounds are from your side, how to explain it! ?
I didn't expect you to be such a vice president.
He Li shouted: "Deputy President! He also said that you can't use martial arts, no, he also said that you didn't let it go!"
Dainongbo has been petrified, what is going on?
The self who hadn't let go of the fart for more than ten years suddenly made a sound, just at the moment when I said my style?
He chased two steps forward: "It's really not me! Really—"
'Bubu~~'
Double hit! !
He Li took everyone to the point where they could no longer retreat, and shouted at the top of his voice: "Chairman, please respect yourself!"
Tong Liya followed and shouted, "don't come here, stay away from us!"
Looking at Dai Nongbo's pale face for a while, He Li felt for the first time that his superpower, which was judged to be tasteless, was actually so useful.
Pete is right, it's a complete mental dimensionality reduction blow!
Old Wang Ba, pretending to be your sister is forcing you, if you don't teach you how to be a human being, I'm afraid you don't know what He Daxian is!
Seeing what Dai Nongbo was going to say, the 24-hour control speech technique was activated.
"Everyone we learned is like this, not me, especially the president!"
my day?
Zhou Ming, the three of them all urinated, acting president, are you crazy?
Farting yourself and pulling us into the water too, An dare!
"Chairman, speak carefully!"
"It's obviously only you!"
"We learned not to, and the president is even more not!"
Dai Nongbo felt that he was afraid that he would be put down today, even if he couldn't control the Jubu area, why couldn't he even control his words? He didn't mean to say this just now!
When I was falling into my own doubts, three consecutive sounds broke out at the same time!
He Li couldn't bear it any longer, and said angrily, "What kind of bullshit to learn, why don't you teach people to teach people how to fart! You still want to pull me into the club, you're going to die!"
Hearing this sentence, Dai Nongpo's face was like gold. This is a live broadcast. I don't know how many people are watching.
Moreover, he had just lost his mind and called the president by name.
The blood in my heart can no longer be suppressed!
"predict--"
This time it was the sound of blood spurting. .
Chapter 144: People, the hot man is back! (5 more)
He Li stretched out his hand and pulled all the people who had learned from the three poetry studies to the back.
It's so dangerous, I was almost killed by this old man!
At the same time, he shouted: "It's not good! Your vice president is on a dog!"
Dai Nongbo, whose consciousness was gradually blurred, heard this sentence and did not spray two or two blood again. The moment he fainted, he only had one thought.
I really don't have a dog leash~, please rescue me...
Everyone was fooled by this sudden change. The things that happened in just a few minutes were too weird, and the ups and downs of life were really too much!
Wang Yuzheng trotted over, with the doctor from the show team behind him, and said, "Take a look at the acting president, please!"
Your sister, don't die on my show!
He Jiong said dumbly: "This is a mess, it's unexpected."
Huang Lei smiled bitterly and said, "Isn't that true? Why is it farting and vomiting blood again? It's simple."
Tong Liya turned her head and asked, "it always feels like you know something in advance. Is it my hallucination?"
He Xin's head tightened, and a woman's sixth sense is too terrifying, can you detect this?
He quickly shook his head and said, "What does it have to do with me, I didn't even touch him, maybe it's the two compulsory courses of farting and vomiting blood in the poetry study? After all, the acting president just said it himself, anyone who has learned it can do it. ."
Zhou Ming and the others stumbled upon hearing this, and hurriedly said, "No! We learned that this is really not the case!"
Tong Liya said with contempt: "who knows, he is still the vice president. I can see the style you learned today."
This really makes no sense!
The doctor over there diagnosed: "I'm in a hurry and I have to send it to a big hospital. We don't have enough equipment here."
Wang Yuzheng said: "Then hurry up, come and bring him to the car!"
In fact, in this case, it is generally better not to move, but if you are on behalf of Nongbo, who cares about you?
No one touched him from the beginning to the end, and the live broadcast was on!
Oh, the live room, it really exploded.
"Did you feel a surge of energy, it's a hot man, he's back!"
"All the people, your emperor is back!"
"It's too metaphysical, this serial fart, is there really a required course?"
"Don't care about his eggs, what the hell, he's dead and clean!"
"That is, inexplicably ran over to pretend, and kept farting, polluting the air in the mushroom house, the hot man did a good job!"
"2333, do you still believe that it was a hot man who shot it?"
At this time, He Li took time to ask Pete in his heart, "Can I give him a regular fart package?"
Pete obeyed, and said, "So slaughtered?"
"The spicy chicken that came to my door just happened to give me a try on superpowers. It was really a stinking stinker just now!"
Pete said: "Theoretically it can be set, but it must be within your line of sight, and it is useless to leave."
He Li said indifferently, "Forget it, I believe that after this wave, he won't be able to get up."
People were carried away, and of course the other three people from the Poetry Society followed along. This kind of embarrassing atmosphere spiraled into the sky, stay and seek abuse?
He Li said, "Dahua, come with me, let's go to the tool room and take out the electric fan. This yard is going to dissipate."
Huang Lei said: "We go with you, it stinks!"
Wang Yuzheng only had the opportunity to come here, and said with a wry smile: "I'm sorry Xiao He, I didn't know this acting president had this virtue, otherwise he would definitely not be allowed to come."
He Li waved his hand and said, "It has nothing to do with you. After all, no one knew at the beginning."
Today's Weibo's hot search is the first, which surprised netizens a bit.
#dainonpo fart
What the hell?
Why is it on the hot search on Weibo now?
Then everyone clicked in and went silent after watching the video.
After the number one trending search was followed by the topic of a hot man, all kinds of analysts popped up.
Some people think this is a coincidence from an anthropological point of view.
Some people think that things are too strange, and the person who provoked He Li last time was also a strange coincidence!
In short, the topic of He Li being a hot man appeared again.
In the Huaxia Poetry Society, their president was called several times by emergency calls. After he learned about the situation, his nose almost crooked.
"Damn! Is this Dai Nongbo crazy? Ah!"
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The assistant beside him said: "This matter reveals a wicked sect..."
The president said angrily: "I don't care if he is an evil sect. What does Dai Nongbo's sentence mean? What does it mean! Come on, follow me to the hospital, I'll ask him in person!"
When the president rushed to the hospital, the outside world was full of turmoil.
The thing that humans like to watch the most is always a scandal, and this time it was vomiting blood and farting, and it also involved the vice president of the Poetry Society.
This kind of person who originally had a high social status, once stepped on, everyone would be eager to step on both feet.
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