Pippi God of Longing for Life
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Why is it that in ancient brothels, women in distress from official families are always the best sellers?
Think about it and understand.
Dai Nongbo was already awake, but he was not much different from being dizzy.
There was no response even when the president walked in. When the president saw that he was not dead, he was even more angry.
"Dai Nongbo! You explain it to me well!"
Hearing the words that exploded in his ears, Dai Nongbo finally came back to his senses, and turned his head to see the coolness in his heart.
"President...I..."
The president sneered: "So you are not crazy, I thought you were crazy!"
Dai Nongbo lowered his head, not knowing how to speak.
At this time, the assistant came in and said: "The president is not good, He Li made a Weibo to ridicule us!"
Two exclamations appeared at the same time in the ward, one was the president, and the other was naturally Dai Nongbo.
Dai Nongbo had a hunch that what He Li sent this time was probably aimed at him.
The assistant took out his cell phone and showed them. After reading it, the president's temples throbbed violently. This is really embarrassing!
When Dai Nongbo saw this Weibo, he closed his eyes and fainted again!
That's what it said on Weibo.
He Li V: "I have heard about the Huaxia Poetry Society for a long time, and seeing it today is really scary. Regarding Vice President Dai Nongbo, I also have comments on you, but only in four words.
Weird shape!
At the same time, there is a couplet for you, as well as the poetry study behind you.
The reeds on the wall are top-heavy and shallow-rooted.
Bamboo shoots in the mountains, with a thick skin and a hollow belly. ".
Chapter 145: I can't live in the same space with this woman! (1)
Weird shape.
These four words are a crit for Dai Nongpo!
Not to mention the couplet at the back, there is no need for any cultural accomplishment at all, and they are directly mocking them.
Self-righteous, flashy, crunchy but not pointy.
When Dai Nongbo fainted, the chairman left directly.
Before leaving, he left a sentence: "When Dai Nongbo wakes up, tell him that the society will re-evaluate his position as vice president and even his membership."
He Li guessed right, and it was all over.
In the mushroom house, five men are watching Tong Liya working in the yard.
Flushed the floor five times with the hose and sprayed it three times with perfume...
There is no good perfume in the countryside, so I have to use sixgad.
Tong Liya wears a mask and looks serious.
"[-]" Huang Lei moved his throat and asked, "What time is it?"
Peng Peng looked at the wall clock in the room and replied, "It's half past nine."
"In other words, Yaya has been cleaning for forty minutes, Xiao He, are you going to persuade?" Huang Lei sighed.
He Li shook his head in disgust and said, "Do you think I'm stupid when you want me to persuade me to persuade me when I exude the brilliance of a woman's instinct?"
Huang Lei said in surprise: "The stinky boy has become smart?"
Tong Liya has a slightly severe obsessive-compulsive disorder and a slight cleanliness addiction, which everyone found out after she lived for two days.
Since she came, the things in the mushroom house have always been neatly arranged, making Li despair.
It doesn't matter if others move, she will clean it up again if it's a big deal, but as long as he leaves and moves...
Have you ever felt the lock in your eyes?
What about the little tiger tooth warning?
He Li really doubted that if he messed up, the girl would be hooked.
She has a criminal record!
What a mistake, I had known that I would lead the old man out of the yard to use his super powers.
Finally, after she sprayed another side of toilet water, she said, "It's almost there, the smell is gone."
He Li frantically complained in his heart, auntie, there is no smell for a long time, okay? It's entirely your psychological effect!
He Jiong was also relieved, and said with a smile: "It's hard work, let's start making lunch."
Tong Liya came over and looked at He Li and said, "It's all your fault, what kind of people are recruited!"
"Yes, yes, it's not this kid He Li, there is no such thing at all!"
"That's right!"
This pot... I really can only carry it on my back.
Huang Lei asked, "Lunch is the last meal of the month. Do you have any dishes you want to eat?"
Everyone shook their heads, their appetites were not very good.
Huang Lei had no choice but to choose something bland. In fact, his appetite was not very good.
In half my life, I have never been hurt so much by someone's farts...
This morning, the mushroom house was constantly packing things, moving the things in the yard into the house, and tidying up the things that could be sorted out.
The next broadcast will be half a month or more later.
After lunch is over, things are packed, and the live broadcast closes after saying goodbye to the audience.
Wang Yuzheng stepped up and said, "Everyone has worked hard these past few days. The car is ready outside. Let's stay and pack up the equipment. I wish everyone a smooth journey."
He Jiong asked, "I'm going back to Xingcheng and still have a show. Lao Huang goes home to take his children, Dahua goes abroad to shoot commercials, Peng Peng is going to film, and Xiao He goes to school. What about you, Yaya?"
Tong Liya was going to go home originally, but she saw the figure around her out of the corner of her eye, and said in a ghostly way, "I... I'll go to Hengdian to make up a few scenes."
He Jiong said: "Then you and Xiao He are in the same direction, let's go together."
Huang Lei said: "It's been hard work for the past two days, and I came over at night after filming."
Tong Liya felt bitter when she heard this sentence. She didn't know at that time that a simple idea would make her in such a dilemma now.
A step forward is a cliff, a step back is an abyss.
This situation can be reminisced, but the brain was pumping at that time.
Loving someone can be so hard.
All the luggage was packed, everyone said goodbye and got on the bus.
In the car, Tong Liya asked, "hooligan, do you want to act in the past?"
He Li's face darkened, and he protested: "I refuse this title, I am familiar with it, and I will turn my face if you do this!"
Tong Liya bent her eyes and said with a smile, "turn your face? Then turn me over and see?"
Forget it, for the sake of seeing her as a weak woman, spare her life!
Probably out of a compensatory mentality, Tong Liya likes to bully He Li very much now, and just wants to see how he dares to be angry and dare not speak...
"Back to the topic just now, have you thought about acting?"
"Well, I thought about it."
Now that you're going to join the entertainment industry, you're going to have to go through acting anyway, right?
Quite interested.
Tong Liya said, "Do you want me to introduce a few directors for you?"
He Li discovered something, so he asked: "Why do I feel that everyone is afraid that I don't have a job, and Brother Jiong and Brother Lei have also talked to me several times. Yesterday, Reba sent me a message. Give me an audition."
Tong Liya said with disgust: "Isn't this normal? Everyone is obviously afraid that if you don't find something to do for you, you will go and make trouble for the world. It's not certain that you will be beaten to death one day."
He Li is lost, are you sure you are not talking about a character like Daji?
"How could I, a good young man who grew up under socialism and mastered eight honors and eight shames, be in trouble for the world?"
Tong Liya's eyes are about to roll to the sky: "don't you feel that you are skinny and cheap yourself?"
What the hell!
This is really unbearable, it's a complete slander!
He Li got angry and shouted: "Master! I want to get off the car, I can't live in the same space as this woman!"
Tong Liya gritted her teeth fiercely and said, "Child, if you dare to get out of the car, I will bite you, try it?"
My heart tightened, and the place where I was bitten yesterday was aching.
He Li was resolute and said stubbornly: "2.1 It's not easy to park here, I'll get off in front of me!"
Tong Liya didn't bother to pay attention to him, but turned it over in her bag. After a while, several business cards appeared in her hand, and she said to him: "This is the contact information of several directors, there are TV series and movies, you Take it."
He Li took it over and took a look. There were eight business cards in total. In addition to the name and phone number, a simple introduction and personality analysis were written in pencil.
"Yo, so sweet!"
Like a cat whose tail was stepped on, Tong Liya immediately said, "Who cares! The things written on it are for me! I just give them to you when I don't need them, by the way!"
She didn't say it was okay, but when she said He Li, she became suspicious.
She didn't prepare it for herself, did she?
When I was just packing up, I seemed to see that she was writing and drawing. .
Chapter 146: You and Yaya want to live together? ! (2)
Seeing He Li looking at her meaningfully, Tong Liya was about to frizz, her fingers in her pockets were tightly twisted together, her eyes became more and more bad.
"Turn me around!"
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