Pirate Crazy Lord God Game

“God, the Divine Eagle One was destroyed…”

At the air base, a technician muttered, his tone full of incredulity. After all, this is one of their most advanced fighters in the United States, but today it was destroyed so unclearly.

“Fak! They all told them not to attack! Lieutenant Colonel Roddy became very irritable, kicked over an office chair, and quickly asked: “Condor II, have you seen the parachute of the Condor 1 pilot?” ”

The pilot of the Condor II quickly checked it, but let alone a parachute, even a figure he did not see. He replied in frustration: “Report sir, I didn’t see a parachute appearing, Condor 1 may…”

He didn’t say it as deadly, but if there is no parachute to chase down from the sky, I’m afraid it is a luxury to turn into meat sauce!

“Shett! How so! Depend on! ”

Hearing the report from the Divine Eagle II, the entire command room of the air base fell into a roar of cursing, after all, for a so-called democracy like them, if a pilot dies, it will definitely cause a huge wave.

Perhaps, the pilot’s family will gather for a big parade, which will not be an ordinary trouble.

At this time, the pilot of the Condor 1 was already stunned, no matter how he pulled, he could not open the parachute, as if stuck.

This Nima is thousands of meters in the air! If you fall from here, let alone his flesh and blood, even Captain America will be smashed into a meatloaf when he comes! The impact of falling down several kilometers, that’s no joke.

Just when he was already desperate, a red and gold figure actually appeared in front of him, which was the “UFO” that he and the Divine Eagle II were chasing.

With a few bitter laughs, he muttered in a low voice: “I didn’t expect this bastard to do things so desperately, it seems that he can’t fall to death this time, he can only be blown up, it is estimated that there is not even a lump of meat sauce, right?” ”

However, to his surprise, the humanoid UFO did not kill him, but flew next to him and directly ripped off his stuck parachute, which opened instantly.

When his descent slowed down instantly, Tony ignored the fighter who continued to pursue behind, suddenly doubled his speed, flew at an overloaded speed, and turned on the radar signal blocker, quickly throwing off the fighter behind him.

When the air base saw this scene, everyone breathed a sigh of relief. Although they were distressed by the destruction of a fighter jet, at least the people survived, and there was a 99% chance that the expected parade would not happen.

Lieutenant Colonel Roddy’s tense face finally showed a smile, raised the phone and said: “Hey Tony, thank you for saving our people.” However, you crashed one of our fighter jets, and you have to pay for it. ”

Tony, who had just thrown off the fighter, heard the next few words, almost fell from the sky with an unsteady face, and said with a bitter smile: “Dude, I’m sure this is your fighter hitting me, if you don’t believe it, I have a video here, after all, a fighter jet is so expensive I can’t afford it.” ”

Of course, this sentence is a joke, let alone one fighter, even if it is ten Tony. Stark can pay for it.

“Tony, I mean how I’m going to talk to the media and the public tomorrow, you know I’m the worst at dealing with the media.” Roddy’s wry smile was even more bitter than Tony’s, and he could already imagine that tomorrow’s annoying media would have countless questions to ask him.

Tony said indifferently: “Anyway, it’s okay if people are fine, you can say that it was a training accident, didn’t your military say so?” ”

“It’s not easy this time,” Lieutenant Colonel Roddy sighed softly.

One by one, one by one

One by one, one by one

The next day, a press conference at Edward Air Force Base, California, USA…

Lieutenant Colonel Roddy wore a formal suit and calmly said to a large group of media in front of him with a smile: “Dear media friends, during a military training of our military yesterday, a fighter jet unfortunately crashed in an accident. ”

“Fortunately, our pilots have undergone countless simulated trainings, and at the most critical moment, they did not have the slightest nervousness and fear, and instantly took the decision to skydive, and survived intact…”

Inside Tony’s villa, he is being dismantled by Jarvis with Mark II. Unfortunately, this is the first time that Jarvis disassembled Mark II for him, and he was very hands-on, fiddling with Tony like a puppet.

Tony had a few black lines on his head, and said helplessly: “Jarvis, can’t you be faster?” I felt like I was a little dizzy and kind of wanted to throw up. Have you been with Dammy for a long time and infected by his stupid disease? ”

“Sir, this is my first time, a little rusty, please don’t resist me.” Jarvis explained, but there was a bit of embarrassment in his tone.

“How do I feel that your words are strange.”