Pirate: I, Zhang San, the captain of the Sky-Exploding Pirates

That's it.

Zhang San kept changing places to set up stalls.

The Warlord is here, so let's leave.

It's like the intrigue between the vendors and the chengguan in the city.

Although sales are good.

But, after all, it's women's fat times that are sold.

Most of the navy is still very upright and will not buy this thing.

Moreover, even if some people want to buy it, they can't pull it off.

100,000 ... Zhang San changed more than a dozen stalls before selling a few hundred.

However, things soon took a turn for the better.

A navy was originally alert and determined.

Prepare for the arrival of the Whitebeard Pirates.

Suddenly, his face was white and blue.

In an instant, the whole face was red.

It's a bad stomach?

It's a bad thing! It's a

war right now.

Hold on:

"Believe in yourself, you can hold it." Ass

: "You fart." "

This navy is also gradually discovering that this fart probably can't be held back.

It can only reduce the impact.

Try to control the force and don't let this fart make such a loud noise.

I looked left and right.

No one pays attention to themselves.

Golden opportunity.

Take advantage of the now.

Relax gently... Control the force.

"Poof—"

The voice was small.

No one knows but himself.

But the people standing around him blew up.

"Who is this stepping on a horse, it's too uncivilized. The flow of people is so dense that it is a fart everywhere.

", what are you looking at Lao Tzu for? It's not Lao Tzu's fart. "

This stinks, isn't it? Who put it? Whitebeard sent it, right? Release biological and chemical weapons in the place where our navy gathers?"

As long as I don't speak, no one will know that this fart was put by Lao Tzu.

But suddenly.

Another powerful air current, the momentum is so surging.

"Bang

!" "Bang!" "Bang!"

Although he tried his best to suppress it, he still couldn't suppress it.

Moreover, experienced people know.

When the fart comes, the harder you suppress it, the louder it becomes.

The sound of these two double cannon-like explosions is almost comparable to that of a cannon.

Several navies around were already highly nervous.

Always ready for the attack of the Whitebeard Pirates.

The more nervous a person is, the more likely they are to miscalculate.

These two sudden explosions were heard.

They were all scared.

"Enemy attacks ... "

Whitebeard attacked!"

"The closest circle of people didn't know what was happening.

I only heard two explosions, and I heard someone shouting about the enemy attack, saying that Whitebeard was coming.

Suddenly...

Someone lay down....

Someone nervously held the weapon in his hand....

Someone looked around, looking for traces of the Whitebeard Pirates.

The people who were a little farther away all suddenly became nervous when they heard the commotion over there.

"What's wrong

?" "What's going on over there

?" "Whitebeard is coming?"

"It seems to be!"

People farther away don't know what's going on.

I just heard that Whitebeard seems to be coming.

At school, thousands of people line up in the morning for morning exercises, and you don't even know what's going on on the other side of the line.

Not to mention that it's 100,000 now.

The captains of the various squads of the Navy also cheered up with the spirit of 12 points.

"Is it coming? Is Whitebeard finally here?"

the commotion was like ripples.

Centered on the person who started the fart, it spreads out in all directions.

It has to be said that the intelligence system of the Navy reacted very quickly.

In just 30 seconds, a signal corpsman ran to the Sengoku to report the situation.

"Report Marshal ... Whitebeard's Navy Raid!" Whitebeard

also suddenly cheered up and got up from his seat.

"All the troops are on alert!"

100,000 naval elites in the audience.

Entered the first level of combat readiness.

Only that fart navy.

Am

I on guard, or am I not on guard?

On alert, these are just two of my farts.

Don't be on guard, it seems a little out of place with the current tense situation.

......

The whole army was on alert for half an hour.

Quiet!

I waited another half hour.

There is still no sign of the Whitebeard Pirates.

Sengoku: "What's going on? Didn't you report that the Whitebeard Pirates attacked?"

Report Marshal ... The information is wrong..."

Sengoku was furious: "Bastard thing... Find out the situation and then report it. Once

again, the whole army entered a state of waiting for the Whitebeard Pirates to attack.

And at this time.

More people noticed that something was wrong.

My stomach kept rolling.

Damn!

Could it be that the food in the morning is poisonous?

ps: The rating is too low, and there are too many people who scold. Cut book.