Pirate: I, Zhang San, the captain of the Sky-Exploding Pirates

On the eve of the war.

Marin Vando Square.

Everyone is waiting for the arrival of the Whitebeard Pirates.

But.

More and more people feel their stomachs tumbling for a while.

This is last night, Zhang San slipped into the cafeteria and added a large amount of "Mighty Croton Powder" to the meal, and now it works.

100,000 navy, all pale and distorted.

Clamp your legs.

The justice of the Navy, they are not allowed to fart at this time.

Bet on the dignity of the navy, and also hold this fart back to him.

And not only ordinary Navy.

Even the three generals sitting on the stage couldn't help it.

The yellow ape's originally obscene face was distorted.

With a voice that only he can hear, he whispered:

"Yo Li, Yo Mi ... It's nerve-wracking.

"Why do you want to fart at this time? "

It doesn't matter if it's just or not, the key is to fart in front of the Warring States, he won't deduct my salary, right?"

And the red dog next to the yellow ape is not much better.

His face turned pale.

Lao Tzu is the admiral Akainu.

How is it possible to fart at this critical moment.

No way.

I stand for justice, and righteous people don't need to fart.

Hold

! Click!

Akainu crushed the armrests of the seat.

The pheasant was originally sleepy-eyed, but suddenly came to the spirit.

I have a fart, I don't know if to put it in or not.

Now the whole army is on alert, and everyone quietly waits for Whitebeard's surprise attack.

Fart now, obviously out of place.

Bear with me a little longer.

Warring states.

Majestic-looking.

High on the throne of the marshal.

Facing the crescent-shaped bay, it overlooks 100,000 naval elites.

"Whitebeard, this time, you will definitely have no return. Suddenly

, his face changed dramatically.

The serious face full of justice twitched slightly.

Damn!

That's not going to work.

I'm a dignified marshal, fart at this time, what kind of system.

I can only put a silent fart.

Control the force.

As long as you can't hear it, you don't know it's my fart.

When the time comes, I'll blame Sakasky for this fart.

Let him be the backstabber.

However, the tumbling of his stomach gave him a bad premonition.

If you can't control it, it's not good to make a noise.

There has to be a one-size-fits-all solution.

Pregnant.

"Sakasky, the main guns on the battery, have you checked it?" Akainu

, who was holding his fart, looked righteous: "Marshal, these cannons have been checked yesterday, no problem." Sengoku

: "To make sure it's safe, you let the main gun test fire." I'm going to check it out. "

That's right.

The Sengoku wanted to let the Akainu test fire a cannonball.

I control my glutes maximus.

At the moment of the explosion of the shell, release.

In this way, even if your fart is a loud fart, it will be masked by the sound of the shell exploding.

I'm such a clever little ghost.

Unexpectedly, hearing this suggestion, the eyes of the 100,000 navy lit up.

saved.

I've been holding my fart for a long time.

I can't hold it anymore.

Now Marshal Sengoku asked Admiral Akainu to test fire a cannonball.

Isn't this a perfect opportunity?

So, the admiral Sengoku, the three major admirals, all the vice admirals, and the 100,000 naval elite all concentrated their attention.

Wait

, wait, wait

, wait,

for fear of missing the opportunity to fart.

"Three..."

"Two

...""One...""

Fire!"

A cannonball was fired towards the sea.

100,000 people, staring at this shell.

Take advantage of the moment!

100,000 naval elites relaxed their clamped big muscles.

The next second.

"boom..."

"Bang!""Bang!"

"Bang!

"

...

"Bang bang, bang bang, bang bang, bang bang... Bang Bang Bang..."

"Poof!",

"Poof!

", "Biù~", "

Bang Bang... Bang

bang

Whole...... All...... At...... Put...... ....

Pinching a little fart.

I'm afraid I'll miss such a rare opportunity.

100,000 naval elites, gathering crowds... Fart.

This scene is also spectacular.

It lasted for 30 seconds.

It's a battle on top.

The scene is called a spectacular.

That's called a magnificence.

After the noise, there is silence.

Deathly quiet.

Everyone looked embarrassed.

After all, each and every one of them was the author of this disaster.

Finally, a navy broke the embarrassment.

"Report to the marshal, the test firing of our army's main artillery has been completed. The main gun is in good working condition.

Sengoku's face twitched.

Riding a horse, Lao Tzu can use you to report

? Am I blind when stepping on a horse?

The main cannon shot out, and the explosion lasted for 30 seconds.

It's not just about working in good condition.

After the main artillery was fired, it was full of gunsmoke.

After our main cannon is finished, there will be fart smoke, hey!

These bastards, can't they control their glutes

? Why don't they synchronize with the explosion of the shell?

At this moment.

Bang!

It's the Yellow Ape General.

The stools shattered.

The robe of justice draped behind him floated up with the "wind".

Everyone's eyes were focused on the yellow ape.

It's so damn loud.

What happened to the lightning that appeared from behind the yellow ape's ass just now

? fart with lightning

? Seriously?

It deserves to be a person with the ability of the Shining Fruit.

Seeing the yellow ape's obscene face, he was relieved for a while, and said

, "Sorry, I didn't catch up just now." It's holding everyone back. The

crowd was stunned.

Wow!

Is this a question of whether or not to drag on?

And the Seven Martial Seas were dumbfounded.

They didn't eat Navy meals, so they didn't fart.

Is this some kind of ritual in the Navy

? The oath meeting before the battle

? The form of a fart to show that you are fighting for justice

? This is so special, isn't it?

Soon, a puff of white smoke filled the sky over the entire Marinfando Square.

A little spark, you can explode like that.

The taste is big.

Rush!

100,000 naval elites fart together.

Although Zhang San didn't eat the food in the navy canteen last night, he was very sure that there must have been sauerkraut and pig's trotter buns in yesterday's meal.

Don't ask!

The air smelled of sauerkraut and pig's trotters!

Smoker's tears were smoked out of the "white smoke."

"I didn't expect that the old man, as a smoke fruit, was smoked into tears today. "

......

At this point, a navy saluted the commander and said,

"Report! Obviously

, he's been holding back for a long time.

The effect of "Mighty Croton Powder":

After the "strong wind", there is "thunder and rain".

The admiral, with a dark face, was about to reprimand.

But the next moment, he himself felt the tumbling in his stomach.

"Report sir, I'm going to the toilet too.

"Report!"

"Report!" "Report..."

Soon, the situation was reported back to Sengoku.

"Report to the marshal, there are a large number of soldiers in our army who have diarrhea. They are applying to go to the toilet. Sengoku

had a black face.

Bastard.

Whitebeard must have poisoned our food.

It's despicable.

Such an insidious trick was used.

"The whole army obeys the order!"

"Go to the toilet in batches!" All

of a sudden, the originally well-trained naval soldiers rushed towards the navy's toilets one by one like wolves and tigers.

A squadron leader, with his subordinates, ran to the building of the naval quarters.

"Rush! Our squadron is going to occupy the toilet in the No. 1 Navy dormitory building. Don't let the other squadrons rob it. "

I never thought of it.

In the past, he led the troops to charge, but today he has to lead the troops to charge... .

Soon, the toilets were full.

Others have taken a different path.

Directly took off his pants and squatted on the fortifications on the coast with his back to the sea ...

Looking at the shore from the ship at sea, the crescent-shaped shore of Marinfando Square at this time.

You can see a row of white flowers....

The water of the entire bay changed color in an instant.

At this moment, Marin Fando Square is already in chaos.

Some people rushed to grab the toilet.

Some people rushed to the coast to grab a spot.

And some people are smarter.

rushed to grab Zhang San's fat time.

The people on the side were puzzled: "Big brother, don't you have diarrhea? Shouldn't you go to grab the toilet at this time?"

I saw that the man's eyes flashed with wisdom.

"

Open up the pattern." The toilets and the coastline are too far away from us. We didn't get a chance to grab it.

"It's going to rain, and my mother is going to get married." Since the disaster is unavoidable, we can only think about how to deal with the aftermath after the disaster occurs. The

people around listened to this, and their eyes lit up:

"Wow, brother, you're smart!"

...

Zhang San looked at this issue.

A faint smile.

Hidden merit and fame.

I secretly sighed in my heart: The war on the top is worthy of being the largest battle on "".

It's a rebellion!