Pirate: I, Zhang San, the captain of the Sky-Exploding Pirates

The entire northwest of Shanxi... Belch...... The entire Marin Fando Square was a mess.

The navy clutched their bellies, one by one like ants on a hot pan.

The navy, which can grab toilets, has long occupied toilets.

I didn't grab the toilet, so I had to squat on the shore to solve it.

A large number of flights, the king of the sea leaned down.

The blue water has turned yellow.

On the surface of the sea, a large number of fish turned their bellies.

Just kidding, that yellow, muddy water.

Maggots can be poisoned.

Not to mention the fish.

Seabed.

A group of sea kings are swimming freely.

Suddenly.

The leader of the Sea Kings froze.

This...... What does

it smell like? How did the sea water deteriorate

? What did it smell like?

What did it smell like? What did it smell like?

Yellow.

Old yellow.

"Brothers, this piece of sea water is poisonous, run away..."

In front of Zhang San's stall, the navy was already crowded.

"Dude, give me one.

"I'll do it too. "

Big brother, I'm in a hurry to change the fat times, can you give me one first." "

......

Zhang San's small business, that's called a boom.

10,000 fat times, sold out in an instant.

Zhang San was happy in his heart, and he smiled cheaply while counting Bailey.

[Bang Bang Bang ... Congratulations to the host, who stole poison from the Navy canteen meal and committed the crime of poisoning, and was rewarded with a multi-function radio. Zhang

San

: "???" "Dog system, aren't you going to explain?"

System: [Multi-function radio, multi-functional, can be switched on, can be adjusted, can be paused, can be fast-forwarded, but can not radio and listen to the radio. Zhang

San: (◎_◎;) You

can't even listen to

the radio! You ride a horse, do you call this thing a multi-function radio?

What do I want it for?

System: [Multi-function radio, which can play sound waves with healing domineering.] It has a healing effect on those who hear it. Zhang

San was instantly excited.

Is it so awesome?

I haven't heard it in the original book! I

just know that Marko's blue flame has healing powers.

I didn't expect that.

There is also a healing domineering sound wave.

Isn't this a coincidence?

Now the Navy is having diarrhea.

Isn't it in urgent need of treatment?

And Zhang San was also curious.

This treats sound waves, what kind of sound is it exactly.

Just right, you can take the opportunity to blackmail a wave.

So, Zhang San came to the Marshal of the Warring States Period.

"Report to the marshal, I have a way to cure the diarrhea of the naval soldiers. "

Sengoku rejoices.

He's worried.

These 100,000 naval elites were poisoned by Whitebeard, and now they all have diarrhea.

The elite of the Navy has become the elite of.

If it can't be treated quickly, then when the Whitebeard Navy comes, it will be troublesome.

Although the medics have already begun emergency treatment.

However, I don't know why, this diarrhea is very weird.

It cannot be treated in the normal way.

I heard a report that it could be treated.

His eyes lit up.

"Say, how to treat it?"

Zhang San: "I have the conditions!" Warring

States' face instantly darkened.

Damn,

what are you riding a horse?

A small sailor.

As a navy, it is your honor to help my marshal solve troubles.

Even if I want to reward you, I will reward you on my own initiative.

You even made a request from me?

The surrounding navy was also angry when they heard it.

What is it, dare to make conditions with the marshal.

"Okay! I promise you!"

Sengoku endured.

After all, the situation is urgent.

Whitebeard is about to arrive.

In case as soon as Whitebeard appears, you can see rows of navy officers lining up to.

What kind of system is that?

The corners of Zhang San's mouth raised slightly.

"That's what you said! I didn't force you.

Marshal: "Say! How much does it cost?"

Zhang San: "I'm going to stand firm, I'm going to speak." He

cleared his throat: "I want to be ~ Admiral!" "

Sengoku:"(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡

黄猿:(° ͜ʖ °)

?Akainu:【・_・?】

Pheasant: (◎_◎;)

Zhang \(º □ º l|l)/

San saw everyone's expressions: "Why don't you want to?"

̄\_( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉)_/ ̄Then there is no way. You guys look at it!" Warring

States gritted his gums!

His right hand turned into a burning rock and grabbed Zhang San's neck.

"Bastard, what can you do, hurry up and treat the navy. Otherwise, on behalf of justice, I will kill you on the spot.

Zhang San couldn't breathe.

Wow!

The first time I felt the strength of the Admiral, this damn oppression.

But I'm not vain.

We are also natural fruit capables.

It's just that now is not the time to tear your face.

Now I have a way to treat diarrhea in the navy, and I don't need to do it at all.

Can threaten... Ahem... If you can be reasonable, why do you want to do it?

Everyone is a civilized person.

You love what I want.

"Admiral Akainu, you can kill me. However, it could not cure the diarrhea of 100,000 naval officers. "

You—"

Akainu gritted his teeth.

"Sakaski, you stand down. He

turned to Zhang San and said

, "Haibing, what is your name?"

Zhang San: "I won't change my name, I won't change my surname!" My name is Zhang Shan. At

this moment, Zhang San used the face of a recruit Zhang Shan.

"Okay, Navy Soldier Zhang Shan. I promise you. If you can cure the diarrhea of the 100,000 elites of the Navy, from today onwards, you will be the fourth admiral of the Navy. Codename: Blue Lion. "

Coax...

The whole Marin Vando exploded.

What

? Did you really promise him?

Everyone was shocked.

Sengoku also had plans in his heart.

This is just a delaying tactic.

Let this bastard solve the immediate need first.

After today, I will put this bastard who took advantage of the fire to rob him in the city.

Zhang San: [・_・?]

Codename: Blue Lion?

Anyway, he's also a general.

From the lowest level of the Navy, it was mixed up to the position of admiral overnight, which is not bad.

Hi hi hi ...

Originally, I just came to the Navy Headquarters to go undercover for two days, but I didn't expect to really get mixed up with a general.

The marshal suppressed the anger in his heart:

"Zhang Shan, say it quickly, what can you do to make the 100,000 navy stop the diarrhea."

Zhang San's face was calm.

I pulled out my pants.

Duang ~

a desk-sized radio.

Appeared in front of everyone.

The two round horns are very eye-catching.

Everyone looked at this thing strangely.

Warring States frowned: "You plan to use this thing to treat the navy's diarrhea?"

Zhang San also had a trace of doubt in his heart.

After all, it was the dog system that said it.

This radio's therapeutic sound waves can treat diarrhea.

With the urine nature of the dog system, I don't know if there will be any moths.

Still, he pretended to be calm.

"Don't worry, Marshal. I'm pulling the general, ahh Blue Lion General, do what you say. Zhang

San tinkered for a long time.

Finally found the play button.

The next moment.

In the entire Marin Fando Square, a huge sound wave sounded.

"Wow, bum, bh, wow, wow, wow... Whew-"

Zhang San listened, showing a frightened expression.

The secret passage is not good.

Finished.

Played by the dog system again.

I only heard the next voice

on the radio: "Let's do it now, the eighth set, national radio gymnastics!"

"Stand still - walk..."

, "One-two-three-four, five-six-seven-eight" "Two-two-three-four, five-six-seven-eight

." "

Three-two..."

Zhang San: "Damn!".