Pirate Transformation Invincible

"Come on, you said that Dingchun did it. You have the ability to let Dingchun hold a basin of water with two paws and walk with two paws!" Yinshi retorted mercilessly: "You know how to sleep? When dreaming, what does it feel like to be splashed with cold water on your head suddenly? I'm ready to kiss you!"

Kagura pouted and said, "Then I'm sorry, I just wanted to wake you up to eat, you've all slept for so long, I'm afraid that something might happen to you."

Yinshi still wanted to say something, but was stopped by the wig: "Wait, Yinshi, what did you just say? I had a dream, holding a girl in my arms, and I was about to kiss her?"

"Ah, yes, if it weren't for this damn brat, I would probably be able to... hey... don't say it, it will be tears." Yin Shi said after sighing

"I remember, we hugged each other after waking up, right?" Wig swallowed and said, "And I also had the same dream as you, you said we are TE~?!"

"Impossible, how could such a thing happen, it's absolutely impossible!" Yinshi retorted immediately, but he also knew in his heart that what the wig said just now might be true, after all, after waking up, he found that he was hugging Wigs, if there is no pot of water from Kagura, they may do incredible things!

"Kagura! Thank you so much, if it wasn't for your basin of water pouring over, maybe I would lose my virginity! Thank you so much." The wig hugged Kagura and shouted.

Before Kagura understood what it meant, she was embraced by the wig. Although they didn't understand, it seemed that they didn't blame what Kagura had done before, and they were relieved after thinking about it.

Gintoki patted Kagura on the shoulder and said: "Good job, you just prevented a very disgusting thing from happening, I have decided, I will give you my share of meat

"Really``?" Kagura looked at Gintoki happily and asked, although she still didn't understand what disgusting thing Gintoki was talking about, but it was fine to eat meat, and eating meat was the kingly way.

"Well, if it weren't for your pot of water pouring over, some unforeseen things might have happened. This dead wig got into my bed while I was sleeping, and tried to snatch it when I wasn't paying attention. Take my precious first kiss, this kind of villain who sneaks in, you must be careful to guard against him in the future!" Yin Shi glanced at the wig and said.

"Hey, hey, tell me clearly, no one wants these things to happen, okay? Besides, it's my first kiss too, if I keep kissing, I'll suffer too, okay!" the wig retorted.

"Okay, okay, Yinsang and Mr. Gui, stop arguing, wash your hands and prepare to eat." Xin Baji said after serving the last dish.

"Hmph, this matter is not over yet, I will slowly deal with you when I have a chance in the future!" Yin Shi glanced at the wig and said: "Now eat first, and I will deal with what just happened after I am full!"

"Hmph, I think so too, my first time will not be thrown on you, besides you are still a man." The wig said coldly.

Tang Yuan had already washed up, and sat at the dining table facing Yinshi and the wig and said, "Hey, are you two still eating? If you don't eat, say "We ate."

"No!" Yin Shi and the wig shouted in unison: "You have to wait for us."

After the two of them finished speaking, they rushed into the bathroom to wash up, and there was a commotion in the bathroom.

After a few minutes, Kagura bit her chopsticks and looked at the dishes on the dining table eagerly and said, "Why haven't the two of them come out after so long? I'm almost starving to death. If they don't come out, I will Just start it."

"Kagura, you can't do this, it's very impolite, you have to wait for everyone to eat before moving your chopsticks, this is the most basic manner." Xin Baji taught Kagura earnestly.

Kagura lay down on the table and said weakly: "But the two of them are so slow, I am a little impatient to wait. "Did the two of them die inside? They haven't come for so long."

Xin Baji looked in the direction of the bathroom and said: "Well, they have indeed been in for a long time, did they fight inside? I'll go over and have a look."

Xin Baji stood up, walked towards the bathroom, and suddenly heard Yin Shi say: "No need, let's go out now!"

Not long after, Yin Shi and Wig came out with bruised noses and swollen faces. Judging by their appearance, they probably had a fight inside.

Xin Baji thought that something happened to them, and hurriedly asked: "...What's wrong with you? How did you become like this?"

Yinshi said coldly: "It's okay, the floor inside is slippery, I just fell down."

"Well, I am the same way, the floor is too slippery." The wig said the same way.

Yinshi and the wig stared at each other, their eyes were very sharp and full of provocation, and there seemed to be bursts of sparks between the two of them.

"You two stop for a while, and you can do whatever you like after eating." Tang Yuan picked up a piece of meat and put it in his mouth, chewing and saying.

Tang Yuan's words are quite useful. After all, where the strength lies, this world is a world where the strong prevail and the weak prey on the strong. After you have strength, you will not dare to disrespect you.

Tang Yuan spoke, Yin Shi and Wig picked up their chopsticks at the same time, and kept stuffing food into their mouths, only ten o'clock leftovers were left on Feng Can Yunrong's table.

Tang Yuan and Alyssa stared dumbfounded at this (good) cut, Kagura looked at the dishes on the table and burst into tears: "Why are you doing this! I haven't moved my chopsticks yet, you guys Just finished eating, I usually do this kind of thing!"

Gintoki ignored Kagura's wailing, just looked at the wig and said, "Come on, let's go out and find a place to practice!"

"Practice, practice, who is afraid of whom!" said the wig without showing any weakness.

After the two of them had finished talking, they left the master house.

Tang Yuan looked at the empty plates on the table and was speechless, and he didn't know what to pick up with the chopsticks in his hand.

Xin Baji looked at them with embarrassment and said: "Oh, I'm really sorry, it seems that I cook too little food, not enough to eat, please sit here for a while, I will cook for you right now!"

When Xin Baji was about to cook another table, a woman's voice came from the door.